1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-36. If the woman exceeds this, she must submit herself for evaluation and accept any suggested surgical corrections. 2) Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale. 3) Body fat percentage must not exceed 20%. 4) Must not be taller or heavier than her man. 5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair. 6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any location other than on her head. 7) Must be able to clean with efficiency and cook with enough skill to prepare specific dishes on demand. 8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity (if desired). 9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and act as entertainment (if desired). 10) A woman should never complain or speak out of turn. Opinions are for men; women are for service.
I've never met a woman who could cook better than me. They usually just slap together trash recipes passed down from their fat mothers or totally butcher some YT video recipe or some other crap from Pintrest.
Logan Cook
>tfw posting in an incel thread Big brains small dicks
Cook my food pwease, I don’t even know what a pawing knife wooks wike
Juan Torres
>Must not be taller or heavier than her man. >Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale. >Not enjoying tall slender B cup women Pleb tier taste user