Alright Yea Forums tards, what is your preferred method of busting one out?

Alright Yea Forums tards, what is your preferred method of busting one out?
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using my left hand, with coconut oil. basically edging for however long

I like to pull my foreskin back, lubricate the head of my penis then massage the head paying special attention to the urinary meatus. I'll edge like this for as long as I can, cycling through either; a) a slideshow of pornographic images, b) my library of pornographic videos set to shuffle, c) the /gif/ board, /hc/ board, or alternative pornographic websites or d) one pornographic video from start to finish with the intent to NOT climax prior to the money shot.

Alternatively I used to employ a selection of sex toys. I had the Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita Realistic Blow Job Stroker, the Meiki Maria Ozawa sleeve, and a scorpion prostate massager. I'd warm the sleeves with an onahole warmer, then start with the blowjob stroker and finish with the Meiki sleeve, all while massaging my prostate. Eventually I got rid of it all, but if I were to purchase anything like that again I'd opt for a larger hip with vaginal and anal holes. Something with weight you can hold onto to. The Magic Eyes blowjob stroker still holds it's own as far as blowjob sleeves go.

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Why do ppl use lubricant to masturbate Ill never understand

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Impregnated her twice so far.
I don't get to do it so often now...
kids suck.

you know that is Yea Forumsastards right

fucking idiot

The orgasm is better. You can rub the head of your penis dry but that's typically uncomfortable. If your foreskin is intact, and you masturbate through your foreskin - it's more sensitive if you apply stimulation directly to the head of your penis with lubricant.

Cause 'muricans somehow enjoy being pranked on by jews that made popular the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation. Most burgers can't masturbate withouth lube because they don't have foreskin.

I start gentle stroking while searching for a good vid (rough anal usually) on *insert random porn website* in which the bitch has to start fully clothed, then I edge from the groping to the doggystyle anal scene (always skipping the BJs) during which I go berserk and nut

No, newfag it's not.

SHUT UP

There's two toys that look interesting as well; the Lelo Loki Wave for prostate massage and the Kiroo Onyx II as an auto masturbator. The Loki Wave is a prostate massager that has a 'come hither' motion so it presses on your prostate. The Kiroo Onyx II can be synced to the porn you're watching so it mimics the the thrusts of whoever it is you're watching. Paired with VR it could be good. I tried the Fleshlight VR Stroker, and it was good, but it's big and cumbersome. Plus I don't like the Fleshlight. It's just not as good as the Meiki sleeves.

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Why coconut oil?

'Murican here, don't usually use lube, sometimes I'll lube in the shower, sometimes I won't. But if I'm not in the shower, it's dry rub.

Forgot to mention that I am indeed circumcised.

Circumsizzled my d-nizzle

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Newfag. Can't wait for spring break to be over so you normies fucking leave until summer.

Sad and alone my man

SSHUT UPP

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im a newfag only been browsing for a couple of months and i can tell this is a newfag

Im newer than that and I can tell you havent even been browsing this website for a week yet so chut up

I'm newer than everyone and I can tell that you are all gay and finger each others assholes in the 9 minutes I've been a member on this forum

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SHUT UP FAGGOT JUST PLEASE

Just please? As in what, just please your Jewish overlords you FUCKING S H I L L

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>cut tip of banana off with scissors
>microwave banana
>peel one side of banana
>remove banana flesh
>fuck banana peel
I'm not even joking. It's warm and slimy and you can control the pressure on your dick with your hand.