Alright Yea Forums tards, what is your preferred method of busting one out?

Alright Yea Forums tards, what is your preferred method of busting one out?
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using my left hand, with coconut oil. basically edging for however long

I like to pull my foreskin back, lubricate the head of my penis then massage the head paying special attention to the urinary meatus. I'll edge like this for as long as I can, cycling through either; a) a slideshow of pornographic images, b) my library of pornographic videos set to shuffle, c) the /gif/ board, /hc/ board, or alternative pornographic websites or d) one pornographic video from start to finish with the intent to NOT climax prior to the money shot.

Alternatively I used to employ a selection of sex toys. I had the Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita Realistic Blow Job Stroker, the Meiki Maria Ozawa sleeve, and a scorpion prostate massager. I'd warm the sleeves with an onahole warmer, then start with the blowjob stroker and finish with the Meiki sleeve, all while massaging my prostate. Eventually I got rid of it all, but if I were to purchase anything like that again I'd opt for a larger hip with vaginal and anal holes. Something with weight you can hold onto to. The Magic Eyes blowjob stroker still holds it's own as far as blowjob sleeves go.

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Why do ppl use lubricant to masturbate Ill never understand

Inside wife's latina pussy.
Impregnated her twice so far.
I don't get to do it so often now...
kids suck.

you know that is Yea Forumsastards right

fucking idiot

The orgasm is better. You can rub the head of your penis dry but that's typically uncomfortable. If your foreskin is intact, and you masturbate through your foreskin - it's more sensitive if you apply stimulation directly to the head of your penis with lubricant.

Cause 'muricans somehow enjoy being pranked on by jews that made popular the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation. Most burgers can't masturbate withouth lube because they don't have foreskin.

I start gentle stroking while searching for a good vid (rough anal usually) on *insert random porn website* in which the bitch has to start fully clothed, then I edge from the groping to the doggystyle anal scene (always skipping the BJs) during which I go berserk and nut

No, newfag it's not.