>be me
>live with my mother because I'm a neckbeard
>decide one day I deserve something better than just masturbating
>getting a girlfriend isn't possible because I'm a neckbeard
>remember those easy to make fleshlights
>have the materials
>make it and use it
>isn't really that good
>don't even nut
>just sit it down underneath my bed
>be today
>it's gone
I'm panicking and don't know what to do
Be me
Jayden Jenkins
Ryder Powell
Isaiah Bennett
idk i laughed tho
Jaxson Young
The thing is, I don't know how long it's been gone. I made it weeks ago and forgot about it. My mom could've been hiding the fact she saw it or she just found it. I'm honestly more scared right now than that one time I watched that movie with black people in it.
Parker Wilson
Underrated reaction image.
Tyler Johnson
ur fuckt doode
Wyatt Butler
Just be like yo moms wheres my girlfriend
John Mitchell
kek
Brandon Long
>don't know what to do
get a job
Eli Brooks
My sides.
Nothing you can do user, unless you want to ask your mother about it. However if she hasn't mentioned it, I don't see why you should.
Lucas Garcia
>mom finds fake pussy
>says nothing
Dude, obviously she is either going to approach you about it in either a parental way or an incest way. If the latter your neckbeard ass might get laid.
>just go with it.
Jackson Scott
You don't know my mother, she's a cut throat succubus that steals souls. She once hit a kid in the face and yelled at their parent for letting it happen.
If she's going to "talk with me" then I'll probably already be six feet under.
Jacob Anderson
: nice dubs
You say you live with your mother, rather than with your parents:
so I guess your mother has not got a live in partner. If that is the case, it is reasonable to assume that your mother is also masturbating, possibly very regularly also, probably using some form of toy(s).
If not, you can be sure that she was doing so when she was your age and she will be well aware that you have your own sexual needs as well. If she found it some time ago, she probably left it there to start with and then, after some time, realised it was not getting used before she threw it away. It's no big deal - she hasn't mentioned it
and you don't say that her behaviour towards you has changed in any noticeable way. Just forget about it and get on with your life the way you want it to be, without the toy that you weren't using anyhow - it was just a bit of curiosity that didn't work out.
Michael Reed
You should kill her pre emptively
Isaiah Green
My mother's Christian and almost killed me when I told her I was an atheist. That's why I'm so paranoid.
Hunter Brown
How old are you?
Luke Sullivan
just make up some bs reason for having it. say you used it to clean some shit
Brandon Watson
Underrateded rating of underrated reaction image
Adrian White
Relax.... the Fake Pussy Gnomes got it...
Austin Hughes
Kek
Isaiah Myers
That's a different issue that was (perhaps) nearly a killing matter. This is completely different - long before you made that fake vagina, your mother was, most likely, laundering your clothing and bedding. There would have been many cum stains that made it obvious what you have been doing, very regularly, since you were about twelve years old.
Please believe me:
the vast majority of parents know, or at least assume, what their son's are doing in their private time and space. It's just as normal as everything else that you do regularly.
Jacob Jackson
I haven't thought about it this way before. Now that you've made me think about it she's probably known for awhile and this isn't special to her. Holy shit, I made a mess out of nothing and I feel autistic.
Zachary Parker
Your mom liked it clean and reused the gloves
Aiden Allen
You are