Be me

>be me
>live with my mother because I'm a neckbeard
>decide one day I deserve something better than just masturbating
>getting a girlfriend isn't possible because I'm a neckbeard
>remember those easy to make fleshlights
>have the materials
>make it and use it
>isn't really that good
>don't even nut
>just sit it down underneath my bed
>be today
>it's gone
I'm panicking and don't know what to do

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idk i laughed tho

The thing is, I don't know how long it's been gone. I made it weeks ago and forgot about it. My mom could've been hiding the fact she saw it or she just found it. I'm honestly more scared right now than that one time I watched that movie with black people in it.

Underrated reaction image.

ur fuckt doode

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Just be like yo moms wheres my girlfriend

kek

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>don't know what to do
get a job

My sides.
Nothing you can do user, unless you want to ask your mother about it. However if she hasn't mentioned it, I don't see why you should.

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