This is my first time posting be easy on me

this is my first time posting be easy on me


>be me a few hours ago
>have huge fight with the only people i could consider friends
>cool down and attempt to make amends
>everyone unfriends me or just flat out ignores me
>fuck.jpg
>dm a person who wasnt invovled in the drama to be my scribe
>after a half hour it gets to the point where one of my closest friends from the group is spilling beans about me and about the shit i do
>i also get told that i will have to wait a few days before i can join and could possibly never join again

what the fuck do i do, i dont know how to apologize because its hard for me to sound sincere

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dont, move on. They betrayed you. And they will again, child.

>crawling in my skin
>I can't wake up and heal

Breath, Its obviously time to turn the page.

I would recommend reflecting why they are pissed at you, but if your not sincere with buddies, how can you be sincere to yourself?

I have never heard of being sent to a "time out", if i notice a relationship gets tense or gritty, i take a break from them, and see what issues i have or they have.

if i wanted an edgy response i would've gone to r/nicegirls and picked on the neck beards that say shit like "you guys are just mean these are nice women"

i shouldve mentioned but was reluctant because it wasnt really a problem but person who rang the bell on me is like 15 and pretends to be atleast 18 but i didnt tell the group of friends because they were actually really funny and cool and if they spill the beans about something about me i will have to hit them with their double edged sword

I dunno, but that bee movie image is pretty neat. Where'd you find it?

You should probably just kill yourself. That will solve all your problems

i dont remember i think it was from this board tbh from the nature

i would but im really set on becoming a comedian and kinda mentioning this place every once in a while

>spilling beans about me and about the shit i do

And what do you do?

I have been in this situation before...its your fault dont apologize change

>im really set on becoming a comedian

No evidence that you're funny at all, and clearly you're not charismatic or likable, soooooo

got pissed off about how one of the new guy's of the group gets put into a secret chat with the server owner while me being like the 3rd oldest friend there yet im still untrusted and called him out for it got told to chill out, i brooded over it for a while and left the server

Ok.

This will sound "corny" or "edgy", but you want to continue your life, right?

Do you like these people as stress relievers, people you share hobbies with in whatever, or both?
(Video Games, Exercise, Arts, Stone Skipping, etc)

If its only stress relief and "LOLs", because you might be a bit lonely/need a laugh, and you do nothing productive with together or 1 on 1, then take a break.

Your closest friend, if he is truly your friend, should be able to listen to your issues with the group/him and cause of tension/upset.

All else, If you have hobbies or dreams, focus on them for a bit, a bit of loneliness and self-growth never hurt a person.

Why be vengeful right off the bat? Most of us have endured pain, but do you really want to cause it?

well i mean that the point of starting is that you try it over and over again, and there is no fucking way i could entertain anyone on here its like pissing in a hurricane

If your still untrusted, do you jump to share/ make fun of any personal trait/idea/experience they have?

Have you considered being less of a gargantuan faggot or is that not an option?

>pissing in a hurricane

Nearly a chuckle, you like comedy and humor, thats great, do you make a lot of "X like Y" jokes or diverse material

i never make fun of anyone's appearance/race unless they are a shitty person in themselves

i usually just ramble to myself and try to copy standup like George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt where they take things out of proportion

dude how old are u ?

i bet they're just discord friends who gives a fuck discord is gay and it's users are mentally stunted

17

You mentioned earlier that they are your friends and one of them is even your best friend. And you're talking about secret servers, I'm assuming discord - How are your "best friends" all online?

You sound autistic as fuck.

you say it as if half the people on this board arent legally retarded and yeah they are but who cares irl friends take to much work

ive never been tested but that probably the case

Ya OP, try this

those are all cool dudes, especially Carlin

you have genuine interests then

do you try making your own home-brewed content?

If these people aren't people you met in real life, id recommend.....taking a break.

Do you go out much?

You got this, don't drown in your own or others shit.

it sounds like you are:
>a literal child
>intolerable
>attempting to hide your unacceptable (even to your Discord[?] friends[?] habits

My advice is:
>grow up
>become more emotionally mature
>seek professional help

There's no external cure for being a horrible cunt

it sounds like you're fucking 14 dude christ

go outside

ive been playing with the idea of recording my voice with my phone when my brain starts turning its gears for comedy but it usually only happens when im in class

Ok you should DEFINITELY just kill yourself.

If you make Yea Forums jokes as a comedian, I will do it myself

you know whats funny, my old group of friends used to call me chad because of my face

I love most of these 2d answers, huge help.

If you want to get into comedy, you have to bite the bullet.

Talk to other humans, especially before you start working, it will really help.

It may be difficult or awkward at first, but if you keep trying, and listening to what they say, you will be able to do it.

Even when you think you cant change, you can.

This is my last reply,
good night,
good luck,
im rooting for you, homoerotic bee death picture dude.

-conscious creature

i wouldnt make jokes about Yea Forums it would be mainly just tiny nods

that's not funny at all

BTW all these other guys are right - you sound like a massive faggot. It was probably a minecraft server.

nah it was discord my pc is old as fuck