Help im going down the path to become a full blown autist how can i turn myself around?? I dont want to end up like that

All you need to do is practice, exercise and do nofap for 90 days.

It's okay OP. lots of people can't hold conversations. It's more about practice. You have to try to talk to people more. Start with something small. Maybe just say "Hi" or "Good morning" to a stranger on the road. If you are one of the top athletes there, you should do okay.

Too late, you are already a nigger lover

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i have a friend that tries to introduce me to girls but i always bitch out

Cock or GTFO

i excersize enough already but the other two should help except idk how to practice talking to girls

I try to im still in school so everyone knows me and people say hi to me i just usually pretend i didnt hear them because when i try to say something back ill just end up making a retarded noise instead and embarass myself

Mate, I think I broke the code, kind of.
I'm unironically autistic. ADHD adds the rest.
>be me, 22
>"studying" in university for a couple of years until I run out of money
>now 26
>NEET for five months, on welfare, eventually move back in with parents
>forced to get a job
>unskilled production line work
>completely locked in my head, because repetition and lack of stimuli
>without constant stimulus I easily lose touch with reality for prolonged periods of time
>start looking at myself from outside
>analyzing every movement
>down to the level of how long my fingernails should be
>watch myself perform
>analyze
>correct
>watch again
>this is a game
>perfect every movement for every position
>laugh about the idea of me being the perfect worker
>literally stand at the line giggling
>I'm LARPing a worker
>start speaking distinctly working class
>laugh on the inside about the absurdity of it all
>fast forward two months
>have LARPed and faked my way into the position of supervisor
>shake hands with company owner
>"mr. user, thanks for your good work, you will start on monday"
>>thanks for the trust, I'll do my best to fill the position to the utmost satisfaction of everyone, including myself
>more or less quoted some shitty movie
>grin like a fucktard
>play it off as just happiness over my new position
>keep in mind, on the inside is a raging autist shitting himself out of laughter over how far this joke went
>I'm now LARPing a super visor
>everything is just so absurdly funny
>eventually realize all of this shit is absolutely happening
>all of it is actually serious
>real responsibility for my fake persona
>45 people directly below me
>only 3 people in a company of 400 people above me
>wait, what the fuck
>literally panic
>how the fuck did they believe I was competent
>I was just faking it all along
>don't even know what my responsibilities are
I have no idea what I am supposed to do, but I make money, a lot.

i do something similar to this i kind of fake a persona to the best of my ability so people cant see how awkward i am while im totally different internally but i cant even fake it if im talking to a girl

Talk slower, so you have better control of whatever you're saying but not at a demeaning tempo.
Initiate conversations about things that engage you, see what sticks.

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