Help im going down the path to become a full blown autist how can i turn myself around?? I dont want to end up like that

All you need to do is practice, exercise and do nofap for 90 days.

It's okay OP. lots of people can't hold conversations. It's more about practice. You have to try to talk to people more. Start with something small. Maybe just say "Hi" or "Good morning" to a stranger on the road. If you are one of the top athletes there, you should do okay.

Too late, you are already a nigger lover

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i have a friend that tries to introduce me to girls but i always bitch out

Cock or GTFO

i excersize enough already but the other two should help except idk how to practice talking to girls

I try to im still in school so everyone knows me and people say hi to me i just usually pretend i didnt hear them because when i try to say something back ill just end up making a retarded noise instead and embarass myself

Mate, I think I broke the code, kind of.
I'm unironically autistic. ADHD adds the rest.
>be me, 22
>"studying" in university for a couple of years until I run out of money
>now 26
>NEET for five months, on welfare, eventually move back in with parents
>forced to get a job
>unskilled production line work
>completely locked in my head, because repetition and lack of stimuli
>without constant stimulus I easily lose touch with reality for prolonged periods of time
>start looking at myself from outside
>analyzing every movement
>down to the level of how long my fingernails should be
>watch myself perform
>analyze
>correct
>watch again
>this is a game
>perfect every movement for every position
>laugh about the idea of me being the perfect worker
>literally stand at the line giggling
>I'm LARPing a worker
>start speaking distinctly working class
>laugh on the inside about the absurdity of it all
>fast forward two months
>have LARPed and faked my way into the position of supervisor
>shake hands with company owner
>"mr. user, thanks for your good work, you will start on monday"
>>thanks for the trust, I'll do my best to fill the position to the utmost satisfaction of everyone, including myself
>more or less quoted some shitty movie
>grin like a fucktard
>play it off as just happiness over my new position
>keep in mind, on the inside is a raging autist shitting himself out of laughter over how far this joke went
>I'm now LARPing a super visor
>everything is just so absurdly funny
>eventually realize all of this shit is absolutely happening
>all of it is actually serious
>real responsibility for my fake persona
>45 people directly below me
>only 3 people in a company of 400 people above me
>wait, what the fuck
>literally panic
>how the fuck did they believe I was competent
>I was just faking it all along
>don't even know what my responsibilities are
I have no idea what I am supposed to do, but I make money, a lot.

i do something similar to this i kind of fake a persona to the best of my ability so people cant see how awkward i am while im totally different internally but i cant even fake it if im talking to a girl

Talk slower, so you have better control of whatever you're saying but not at a demeaning tempo.
Initiate conversations about things that engage you, see what sticks.

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I don't know if I should advise you to become better at it, but it's giving quite good real life results as it seems. What's bothersome is the fact that you're essentially lying all the time.

Also works with women, kind of. I realized the kind of feministy, early 20 university type is the perfect target for some bearded hipster faggot, so I simply adopted that. Sex doesn't have any value in those circles so once you're invited to parties, you're absolutely getting laid, no questions asked. Drugs always help, by the way.

I actually severely fucked up there. I fell in love with one of those chicks and tried to open up to her about who I actually am, but I couldn't take control of myself for long enough, so my persona just got out there and fucked two of her friends. Sometimes I just can't get away from my position as an observer, really a weird feeling.

thanks, ill try it but i doubt it will work i dont think its my ability to talk though because im fine with guys but im terrified of talking to only girls wether i find them attractive or not

yeah i hate the fact that im constantly lying about who i am id rather just be me and the closest i ever got was this one girl i kind of just got over after a few years but its a long story. and i tried alot of smoking this summer socially, only once or twice by myself but i only just found a place to sit down and think to myself where no one would bother me

>i only just found a place to sit down and think to myself where no one would bother me
Haven't had that in just about four months. It's driving me legitimately insane. I think a big part of the reason why I let the job persona thing get so out of hand is because I didn't have enough time alone to straighten myself and sort out what's real and what not.

Good that you say that, actually, that didn't even occur to me until you said it despite it having happened a couple of times already.

its good to do ive realized i always spend at least an hour everyday just compartmentalizing things in my brain and just reviewing my day really

lmfaooooo
dude you know whats fun
you have to delete sys32 keeeek

Maybe just try to say "Hi" back to them. If you mess up, just tell them that you are a very shy person. They'll understand.

ill try

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good point

Two faggot puesdo-psyches. Just face it like everyone else does, you are just an asshole with a "persona" as an excuse

>going down the path to become a full blown autist

please tell me the path, I want to go for it in the inverse direction