Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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Do you ever run your finger between your thigh and crotch on a sweaty day and enjoy them sweet smellz?

Tits or GTFO

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Dear hetero Femanons,

What exactly do you bring to the table that would ever make you worth my time and money?

>TL:DR to follow, feel free to ignore past this point.

Companionship? I can get a pet for much less including medical and feeding costs over time with far less stress and actual loyalty.
Love? So far this doesn't actually exist, but hey, I'm only 32 and have only had 14 "serious" relationships, 14 of which had this meaningless word passed around, and in all 14 the truth came out eventually. Whether it's money, stability, or the sex, they weren't around for "love", and I have good reason to believe 12 of them cheated on me, actual proof that 4 did. Have spent a long time talking to people in my life as well as anonymously in groups or 1 on 1, and done a little bit of research into actual social studies conducted. I don't think women are really able to be loyal and monogamous. To be honest, the men that can, only can because they are easilly whipped and afraid of losing a partner when they have one.

Sexual relief? Masturbation is plenty for me, and if some day it's not, toys are better and cheaper every day. If even that fails, casual sex is easier today than it has ever been in history.

Someone to talk to? That's what friends are for, welcome to the friendzone, make yourself at home, if you want more - there's the door.

someone to keep me warm at night? Again, I can cuddle with a pet, or even a heating rock meant for large reptiles, or a heated blanket/body-pillow, etc

Children? Why would I want to be responsible for someone else having to live in this world? what if they came out male and had to live with being the most oppressed and hated type of person in society due only to traits that they have no control over? I wouldn't be able to live with myself forcing that on someone.

Someone to confide in? I have no secrets.

Someone to fulfill my need to be needed? I came to terms with this long ago and no longer have that need.

Fair enough. Also, kinda related. How do you check if everything is in order down there? I heard a lot of women use their phones. Takes pic, studies pic, deletes pic.

What would you think if your BF/Husband asked you to keep him locked in chastity?

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>heres what I think
White women were a mistake

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That's kind of cuck behavior. I'm not into that beta shit

Lol he asked bro

When a guy cums inside you how long does it drip out for?

have you ever/would you ever sleep with another woman?

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Where's Theta been?

How do you possibly think you could compete with men in the workforce when you have periods?

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>"You think, you believe, you have, you are"
no answer to anything, just aggressive sexism. My question is simple, is there any point in persuing women anymore, what do I get out of the deal?
I don't know everythign, don't claim to, You tell me to work on myself but don't answer the question of why should I? If I find this illusive "not crappy girl" you claim exists, or this "love" you claim exists, what does that do for me, what makes the search worth it?
face it, your grandparents probably cheated on eachother at some point or another.
"Might take 20 or 30 more people" still haven't heard why it's worth going through these 20 or 30 people. Also the "serious" qualifier was there for a reason. I have never dated anyone without the intent of having a future with them if things go well, I have never been someone to do "flings", never cheated on someone else, etc. (easilly whipped) I've been through enough to know it's not worth it, and that's all I claim to know.
Sounds like he wa susing you to begin with, has now fallen into the rutt of having a partner he's scared to lose and wont look for other opportunities, men are extra susceptible to the sunken cost fallacy on top of the drive to have their need to be needed fulfulled. You do that for him, and what he does for you is.... has a personality you find compatible? Oh strong foundation. The way you describe your relationship screams "I'm waiting for a better opportunity to come along" but all that is irrelevant as you still haven't answered the question, what makes it worth it?
5 minutes and still no answer.

I dunno :( I like her though. Wish she posted more.

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Though if they wanna try then cool more power to them

Are you aware that even the weakest male could kick the fuck out of you and that girl power only ever shines when it's on TV?

have you ever tasted yourself down there, and if you did, what did you think of the taste?

Why did you have the urge to answer questions from strangers over the internet?

Do you like anal sex? Ever taste an ass?

You're a tranny. We get it.

do you get urges to cheat on your boyfriend when you're ovulating?

wall of text guy here from earlier. This is pretty sexist. Your sex has nothing to do with how hard or good of a worker you are. As an employer I can tell you I've had just as many hard workers and just as may reliable workers both men and women. The only tangible difference is that men tend to put in far more hours and are generally willing to take bigger risks, and volunteer more to head/lead the projects that sound like they'll take more personal effort. When it comes to people that you simply bark orders at, "do this", "do that", "make a report on.." etc, I see no disparagey in the sexes, it's really on an individual basis/

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Oh bro, post your address. She is totally going to fuck you now.

You're unable to answer with text because you lack the simple grammatical skills to construct a sentence or you're trying to intimidate with the Barbie doll voice? I didn't listen btw, you literally wasted time recording and linking.

You make her cough. I hope youre happy dipshit.

How does it feel like when a man cums inside?

Are you "whispermewikid" from twitch?

That's not even a Barbie Doll voice

What’s the condition you have that makes you have to check your vagina all the time?

What does a good fuck consist of?

why are you such a vapid cunt?
what if you get a job instead?
why havent you killed yourself yet?

Wave the shiny sword all you want Pruane.

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But I'm not lol

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Same fag

M8 you got a really ugly voice, pls just write.

miss the "Wall of text guy here"? I don't do that.

Yes actually I do have autism. Can't imagine life without him, makes your days worth living? that sounds horrid, if your entire world revolves around someone else, that's asking for trouble. As soon as something happens to them, or satan-forbid, he finds someone else to fill his needs then where does that leave you? I don't need someone to tell secrets to, I don't keep secrets, no reason to. Secrets are more stress than they are worth. Easier to be happy when you are always honest. You may have less friends in the end but you'll have more "real" friends. I do have a dog. But the above counter points to predicted points were hypothetical in nature.

A bit on happiness, because I can't seem to stick to my point of getting a straight answer to balance out the cost-benefit-analysis problem, Happiness is something you feel when the current situation is more positive than your status-quo, it is there to show you that things can always be better and motivate you to strive for that. This behavior is integral to the development of most beings with a complex neurology, specifically beneficial to members of social species. Humans being one of them, my point is happiness is not what you should be feeling "all the time." If you do think you are happy more often than not, then you may have a mental/chemical deficiency worth looking into, and the loss of that primary drive for improvement is a truly sad thing. I do hope you get better in that regard; that aside aside, The reason I wish to get a more favorable solution to the CBA on interpersonal relationships from a male perspective is due to a protegé who seems to be on the path I was on years ago. I know what he is in for, but since he is quite young (early 20's) I want to give him some glimmer of hope, but that is a glimmer I do not have to pass on. Thanks for trying, but I think I'll have to stick with my go-to answer I've been giving him.

this

(cont'd) Some bullshit deepity "Your path is one you have to take yourself, no one can answer the tough questions for you."

dumb autist poster

what are some things you think guys should pay more attention to during sex?

The mods are salty, pussy whipped Redditors. Were it not for the rules of this board I would spam your shitty thread.

You think all women who say they like anal sex are lying? Wow you are naive.

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Haha I was honestly dying for a minute there

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Nope. I dont have twitch

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How would you react if your bf asks you to peg him?

Heyy! nice Elon Musky..!

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Become gay

Strength, stamina and endurance.
Simple

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Love u too

Nah I'm good

Kissing. Not just on the mouth but the neck, shoulders...all those sensitive areas.

Cry harder

Lol only naive one here is you clearly

You should be grateful I don’t fucking spam your thread again. This is why you need to shut the fuck up.

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Not op but femon
It's good, until you Remeber you don't want to get pregnant

Oh you're the "shit the fuck up" guy Haha

Why not just leave if It bothers you so much?
It literally makes no sense.
Are you actually retarded?

Keep up your obvious attitude towards me and I won’t hesitate to fuck up this shit.

You make a huge assumption about all girls ass holes because of your ass and your displeasure with your own ass. By that same logic, all women have white skin on their vagina that it peels and tears.

Do you know any girls who broke up with their boyfriend, because they wouldn't fuck them right?

Succ on this nutz faggot

No.

Sounds like a unhealthy relationship

Im actually 85, how can i get a 20 year old gf?

You have no other option and now because of your refusal you'll have to suck on this sasig as well

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are you a sub or a dom? something in your voice gives me the impression that you could boss a guy around..in a good way

So you mom likes being on top?

No, I don’t like sasig.

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Dude, it's really dumb to think someone is a white knight from one small sentence. Also, you misinterpreted it.

Whats the easiest way to get 7or8/10 girls to fuck me (4/10)

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Thats just like all of the other dudes on here "Thats Gay"

Its not our fault that the lord put a big walnut of pleasure up our ass and that the gay people figured it out first.

Would you stay with you man if a dog bit his penis tongue and fingers off? How would you cope with no more sex

How do you upload your audio

It makes sense you are disgusted by vaginas. You don’t like what yours has done to you because of its condition, so you see the vagina as something negative.

4? Not her but I think you might be a little too harsh on yourself.

Proposition them. You'd be surprised how many women just go for it when you walk up to them and say "hey, wanna fuck?"

>Note: Results vary based on smell, quality of clothing, cleanliness of clothing, hair and skin, number of women propositioned and luck.

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do you squirt? if you do, do you have any technique to get yourself to squirt for the first time?

Im just more realistic and self aware than most people you will encounter
Alright, its a numbers game after all hygiene isnt an issue

My friend has a gf who's been sexually assaulted. She breaks down and cries at random moments. She's actually pretty cool and fun. Should he stay with her?

Wanna see my dick?

You have major shame issues with your ass. You may want to think about it. It’s called anal retentive, aka you have a stick up your ass.

You should do this thing I saw on Yea Forums where you gape vagina so much her cervix pops out like a prolapse. That thot will never cry about being forced dicked again.

Im being pretty honest lol

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Hey v, so, as a submissive girl you mean you dislike beeing on top sometimes?And whats your take on rape roleplay

if you honestly rate yourself 4/10, try this.. just give it 3 months, just try it, do real exercise where you push yourself for 30-45 minutes a day, 3 times a week, and eat only healthy foods, cut your sugar and fat intake down, and MAKE yourself smile more even when you don't want to. after 3 months of doing this, look in the mirror and rate yourself again.

Prediction: You will rate yourself 5 or even 6, all though you will not have changed enough for anyone else to notice

Hypothesis: Chemical balance in your body has lead to a downward spiral that leads to more of the same behavior, this is actually caused by your digestive processes. "Bad" bacteria in your intestines introduce chemicals into your blood to depress you more and make you crave more of the bad shit that they love, and since you think of yourself so low, you don't mind giving into the cravings.

Proposed actual cure: fecal transplant surgery to introduce a culture of "good" bacteria into your intestines, and continue the regiment in the experiment detailed above. I'm not kidding, this is a real thing.

Who is going to win the NCAA Tournament?

this
every day this

Every girl you have ever known?! Wow, you talk to every girl you know about anal... Fascinating. Why would you do that? Who knows. And you still had anal several times?? Wow, even more fascinating!

I’m so glad you are here to speak for all women and their hidden displeasure of everything involving their ass. You’ve clearly never taken any sexual education past grade school.

Sorry to burst your own bubble and hurt your poor little feelings, but your displeasure with your own ass is an issue with YOU.

Ever heard of the root chakra? Kundalini energy? Of course not.

Because your head is up your ass.

Jesus, dude. Your obsession with anal is seriously weird. I'm literally dying.

do you feel good about swallowing your bfs cum? or it just a chore?

Count how many times you say “like” in a day and see if your head explodes.

are you Dutch?

Lol.

Wouldn’t you call it YOUR obsession with anal, seeing as how, by your own words, you talk to every woman you know about it? And you’ve had anal several, several times??

Stand by your own words. Don’t deflect.

kindalini energy, the bullshit woo pedalled by people who litterally tell you to stretch out the botom of your vegas nerve and tell you that the nerve damage symptoms you are causing are a good thing and mean it's working.. Dumbfuck, why would you illigetamize your post like that? That being said, I know several women who truly enjoy anal. Don't understand them, myself. Kinda triggers my "ick" response to be honest.

What's the strangest object you've used to masturbate with

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root chakra! LOL.
fucker took the bait, hook, line and sinker.

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No not really. Not like I had this condition all my life lol.
I think the vagina is beautiful as a working body part...I just dont wanna touch it haha
You're trying so hard it's funny

Also this..men tend to be a bit hard on themselves

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No thanks

Kundalini energy is real as fuck. The fuck you talking about?

Knock Knock.

>Kundalini energy
is that the energy i feel shooting from my body to my peepee into my gf's vagina and back to my head?

Smiling doesn't make you look any more attractive, and people need to stop thinking they have to smile.

see vid at

it's not supposed to make you look better, it's an endorphin thing. just do it. 3 months, you can do it.

How do you feel about all these tv shows and movies that show these women that can outfight and out smart even the toughest man? The ones where they dont need men help because "girls can do anything a man can do but better"? And what do you think of the outrage over any guy who says thats bs and just not accurate

I was a different user who replied. But I always considered smiling really gay, for some reason.

I drink a lot of water and my piss still smells hideous, squirt is not pee you stupid illiterate fuck.

What's worse? Single horniness or a relationship horniness?

Well if that guys says so, then it must be true.

I should pick up smoking and slouching so I can be enlightened like him.

yeah, sure is lucky he doesn't list sources to check, so it can be so easilly dismissed.

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>do you feel good about swallowing your bfs cum? or it just a chore?

Talking is more fun, not funner. Wtf? Now you have to anser my question. Have you ever fucked or doen shit with more then one guy in a night, or at same time? Tel the story. Who initiated. How you felt, where they came, did you cum, etc

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Lol all because I've had anal multiple times doesnt mean I liked it. I just did it because the men I was with wanted to and I wanted to do my best to make them happy. Its simple.


Trust me it bugs me as much as it bugs you
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Knock Knock.

if you think having a partner isn't important then thats up to u lmao. You don't seem like someone who anyone should have to argue their worth with tbh mate.

Never seen or heard of these shows but anyone who disclaims men being physically stronger than women on average are in the same category as flat earthers. We have thousands of pages of scientific evidence that men are physically stronger. I'm saying this as a woman. I'm pretty sure most of us understand that.

Do you think the word "love" is being passed around way too often nowadays?

"what if they came out male and had to live with being the most oppressed and hated type of person in society due only to traits that they have no control over?"

lol

I appreciate that he cites sources. He definitely has intelligence. That doesn’t mean he’s correct.

I don’t take advice from people about the human body when they themselves treat their own body like shit.

I don’t blame people for being skeptical about kundalini energy. It’s good to be skeptical.

Hey! My sister. I used to do that with my remote too. I used to get the hardest boners. It felt so good. Especially during a boss fight, I'd deliberately take multiple damage to get that feeling. Nice to see we ain't that different.

"you smoke therefore you can't know anything about anything related to the body, magical snake energy and colorful light is obviously the correct answer"

I'mma leave on that, sniggering.

Who's there?

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It's just about making the femmies feel empowered

Lmfao we got a pee drinker over here

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Just how important is dick size for you? What’s the perfect size in your experience? Thanks in advance!

this kind of thread would never have this much activity before
Yea Forums is full of more fags than ever

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>Who's there?
We'll be asking the questions, bitch.

“Oh you got sources? Please let me suck on your knowledge dick. You are my neckbeard God.”

what was your first sexual experience like?

out of curiosity, your bf is born and raised in mexico meaning that he can speak spanish? or he's just mexican-descendant?

what was the craziest thing you've done while horny

Isn't it a feeling of despair, when no one around you has any sexual relevance to you?

nah, you can read the sources for yourself, suck the knowledge dick of people far more qualified than myself.

Eaten my bf’s shit. It turned him on so I did it.

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There we go

Everyone’s got sources to prove their point.

I wanna know what his computer chair smells like.

if only everyone had demonstrable, repeatable experiments and accredited sources eh?

Lol good one!

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I humped a chair lol

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This girl cracks me up. Oh my god

Haha in a good way?
Well either way I'm glad to entertain

Are you telling me the scientific process didn’t prove something spiritual?! Holy shit. This is headline news.

You obviously didn't read any sources or even watch the video. Whatever. When you feel the burning and tingling sensation doing your kundalini yoga, that means it's working, I recommend you push it as hard as you can and REALLLLLLLY stretch it out!

Y’all need to smoke some DMT

>daily
havent seen one in months

so i take your bf doensnt have a mexican accent while speaking spanish right?

what do you look like?

That’s the spirit!! Finally we are on the same page!!

how long have you been here?

I was just here yesterday!

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THank you!!

TITS OR GTFO

SAGE UNTIL THAT

how do you have so much free time everyday?

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There you go

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Felt really old just now

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oh ok, thanks for the answers v :)

Massively unemployed because of my itchy vagina.

Shes ugly you can tell.
The same way we did it back when we had phone sex hotlines, they may sound hot but in reality, they're Amy Schumer looking

how often do you masturbate

Truth. I bet she’s a redhead

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Are traps gay? And will it turn you off if ur bf had fucked a trap(just him penetrating)?

i like your eyes

I mean kinda true tho Haha

I think I look cute Haha

Rarely. Dont need to really

Haha you already know what I look like

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Thanks user!

Will you let me fuck you in the ass? I swear it will really turn me on.

I wouldnt let anyone fuck me in the ass user. That hole is retired lol

God I would love to. He has the cutest butt but the most I can get right now is a finger while I blow him.

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You look like a single mom adicted to cardboard box wine

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Got your ass blown out? Damn I know a few girls like that. Their hole just becomes useless.

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does the carpet match the drapes? and preference on manscaping?

Nope I just didnt like the way it felt so I said no more lol

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Does liking this make me gay? He's got a better ass than you, grinkling bitch

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I would make you enjoy it. It’s all about going in dry

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if a girl doesn’t like anal, she hasn’t been fucked right lol

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That's fucking disgusting

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If you could be reborn, would you be reborn as a man or a woman?

I ask this because it seems like a lot of women, when they complain about discrimination or sexism, seem really unhappy that they were born female. By comparison, black people often complain about racism, but I almost never get the impression that they wish they were white.

can you record yourself moaning?

>Angry ugly landwhale detected

Get lost cunt.

You look like a girl who really likes to get fucked in the ass.

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You should lighten up girl

Actually, she prefers to listen to other girls' experiences and rub her clit to it.

Dude her asshole got blown out. Be sensitive.

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Wow. Nice. Very Edgy.

That’s fucking hot. I can picture her cumming to the thought of her girlfriends getting their buttholes pried open

Like half a day? Depends if you are sitting or standing alot.

Finally an ACTUAL girl. Do you like ass stuff?

What do you suggest for someone who has a hard time approaching women? I'm 24, in alright shape, (Been working out for a while now) not the worst looking, but I'm still a virgin. I don't know why, but I just can't bring myself to approach a woman and kick off a conversation. I always think that any kind of approach would come off as creepy --Especially if it's predicated on the idea of finding someone sexually attractive. I mean, I definitely wouldn't want someone I'm not interested in attempt to get with me, and I'm a dude, so I can only imagine how awkward it must be for the chick. I don't know, maybe I'm just overthinking, but I find trying to get with a girl absolutely terrifying. Any advice would be massively appreciated, Femanon.

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I dont post sexual shit like that

Lmfao sure

You look like an even faker version of my sister.

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Anons!! I know this girl!! I fucked her ass back in 2004 and she’s been on Yea Forums ever since!

You really sound like a bitter cunt.

Seriously like she said. It's so fucking unattractive when women bash other women for no reason.
Seriously...she talks about her bf who she loves dearly? Wow what a horrible woman.

Get out of here. No one wants an ugly bitter whore

Just finger your asshole and record yourself moaning. It’ll be hot to hear how much you love it

Women only do sexual things when they're getting paid in some way. They don't even like sex unless it earns them money.

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Well I feel fine without makeup too

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would you ever consider making money by selling used underwear? i hear its pretty profitable

Is this the thread about the girl with the itchy vagina and blown out ass hole?

you're really making me lol

This butt stuff is killing me lol

What does your bf do for a living? What's his job?

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Fuck your sisterhood

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Oh damn. They also hate their ass holes and have itchy, flakey vaginas.

How can i make my gf take better care of her pussy? Sometimes it smells horrible and the taste if very iffy as well. I love giving head but that really pushes me away.

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I don't really care what you think of me. These threads are cancer, this woman is doing herself no favors, and it's just generally a pathetic sight.
Your personal attacks mean nothing. I'll continue to shit on these and similar threads.

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Everything about the way you type and what you type screams incel for life

May I fap to your voice? I don't need permission, but it'll make me harder if you allow me to.

Cringe.

Not even gonna bother hearing that but it ain't sisterhood

Not saying we gotta be bfs. Butnits just ugly for a girl to be a cunt for literally no reason.

That's all I'm saying.

Have fun though.

Oh she got that smoke it’s gettin real out here boys

Same fag much?

“This butt stuff is killing me”

That’s exactly what you said then too!!

You said you dont have a computer. What are you playing Kingdom Hearts 3 on? Playstation? Xbox?

Is she fat or doesn't eat well? Could even be a medical issue. She probably doesn't even know anything is wrong down there.

Be honest and frank with her. Maybe be gentle too if she's sensitive.

I dabble

>vocaroo.com/i/s1YWc9x2KrMX
uh oh someone is jelly

Since you're a woman, you're equally worthless. STFU whore.

Yea she posts the most but sometimes there's other girls too. Overall the thread can be very nice.

>Representation of women in Yea Forums
What the fuck are you talking about? We're all men here until someone goes out of their way to say they're a woman, and even then no one believes them. We're all dudes on Yea Forums. Calm down.

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I have told her out right but doesn't seems like she wants to change anything..
She is chubby but eats decent.

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You are allowed. Imagine me as a 6'3 girl with dark hair though.
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I agree on the premise but politely decline.
I really don't need to be jealous since I have actual friends.

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And you'll still be a bitter single cunt that hates on girls who are in loving relationships.

Have fun being lonely you ugly whore.
You're not one of us.
You're not cool.
Youre just ugly inside and out

>vocaroo.com/i/s1n80s7vKTBy
What is your opinion on grool? Do you produce it? Is there a specific time / technique that makes more?

>6'3
Yoooo I have an Amazon fetish. I'm gonna fap extra ha-
>Genji/OW shit
And flaccid.

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For real though! Haha

My bfs ps4

I love it when they're all here! Im sure Anna will pop in soon!

....?

How strong is the smell/taste? Can you describe it?

Try to lead her to fruit or something sweet before you perform oral. If it's still very strong then it may be a medical issue. If she doesn't care to take it seriously tho just don't eat her out since she's gross.

grool
grool = girl drool. Grool is not squirting. It is the lube that women produce when they are sexually aroused. Some girls have clear grool and some girls have creamy grool.
When I was riding him, I was so wet that my grool was running down his cock and dripping off his balls.

That is what I am saying. Breaking user in general is cringy unless you're doing something amusing, i.e. showing tits or causing yourself major bodily harm.
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Also you sound like a highschooler
I just save cat memes. My pc was built from spare parts in 2012 and can't even run ow

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Boi stfu

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>I just save cat memes. My pc was built from spare parts in 2012 and can't even run ow
Don't tell me you're a console gamer. Now I'm REALLY flaccid.

Just stfu stupid skank.

Get out of here. Stop ruining a wholesome thread with your sad and lonely negativity

My only console is a ps2. I pc game entirely but I'm also broke/busy lately. Sorry about your dick though.

Lol. Console is dead. Google Stadia is the future. Gaming culture will soon be dead. Soon anyone with a garbage PC will be able to run Monster Hunter World.

You will fail to carry on your genes into the next generation and that makes me happy

Do you have a name we can call you by?

>PS2
Okay, good taste. I used to play SOCOM II and shit all the time. I'm half-chub now. Now as long as you don't play LoL I think we're good.

I can't wait for Onlive 2.

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Weird premise but okay. I'm importing a handsome slav to give me children as we speak.
At least my kids won't have female pattern balding

Sad cunt

Do you take requests? Say:
>Cunty Mcshitballs took a shit directly into the gaping anus of Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

Mobas are so 2012. I play Minecraft. And uhh
Worms armageddon. I'm a piss-poor gamer girl.
I used to go by Revy.

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user.

Pleeeeaaase!

This is better though.

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Do you watch porn, and if you do, what do you typically like? Or does your imagination usually do the job for you

Hahah. Fucking internet catfight. I'm diamonds right now.

Why don't you post vocaroo more often? I guess you sound a little interesting. Never heard you before.

>Minecraft
Ouch
>Revy
Black Lagoon fan. Good enough I suppose.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1RfZtEs92SS
Thank you user, kek'd

If she watched porn, she would realize that women enjoy being fucked up the ass

Will you say this, for a fellow user?

Sure. I'm out on the far side of my property now though so you'll hear cars.
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Thanks,user. Appreciate it.

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Its pretty one sided really Haha
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Lol no problem

Missed it. Oh well, I guess that’s what happens when you nap after work, ha.

See you all in the next thread.

~Anna~

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Minecraft is the game of chads, user.

Hey Anna! Theres still time! Haha

Hope you've been well!

-vchan

More like the game of autists.

But what's your final opinion on Vchan? Also, what's your opinion on Anna?

You've cracked the code, user. Being chad and being autistic are the same thing.

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Hey Vchan, I’m alright. The kids at school brought cupcakes today for my birthday, despite the fact that it was yesterday, but it was sweet none the less. Home from Arizona? I hope the ride back wasn’t too rough!

~Anna~

Dont even bother.

Stupid cunt just hates them because she thinks it's the Yea Forums thing to do.

IT WAS YOUR BDAY YESTERDAY AND YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING?!

Happy birthday!!!
Glad you got some love from your kids.

The ride back was actually a bit more turbulent Haha. I got so nervous I asked for whiskey and everyone on the flight looked at me like I was a drunk for having whiskey at 3pm Haha

Ugh I was so so damn high in the sky Haha

-vchan

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Actually it's not that. Give me a second to actually respond to this one

When you get my age birthdays aren’t as exciting, ha! Just a reminder that I’m getting old, but I guess I shouldn’t feel to bad, it happens to all of us. Thanks though, I really appreciate it...

Hey, that’s what the whiskey is there for! You should have brought one of your doggies and said that they were an emotional support animal, haha!

~Anna~

Dont bother.

You already said what you needed to say. We dont need to hear more cuntiness.


You're literally picking on a girl that hasent dont Jack shit to you.

We really dont give a shit what you have to say at this point.

Go suck a niggers dicks you attention whore

You're a teacher? What do you teach?

Catfights make my dick rock hard, so I say continue.

Damn cunt. You sound like a trap. Prove me wrong. Oh yea you cant. Btw, you are to young to know \b\.

How do you feel about receiving ass to mouth?

>femanon thread wont do well
>posted every day
>stays up and constantly bumped
>what is logic
Oh yea most women dont have any. Gtfo cunt

I would like to actually hear her final opinion on these two.

Facts. She sounds like shes 15.

Vchans been here for 15 years. Shes got a lot of nerve to talk to her elders that way.

This thread is great and its helped give some pretty decent advice to anons.
Not just vchan but the other femanons that join in too.
Some days this place is incredibly wholesome then others we have cunts like this who try to fuck it up.

I was defending vchan and pointing out the landwhale makes no sense. Greentext was sarcasm mate

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Oh no I was more or less just adding onto you there.

I didnt think you were bashing anyone aside from the bitter cunt

If a man attention whored in threads the way some of these femanons do, and was a name fag, he'd probably get worse treatment. Just saying.

well shit... I was enjoying that.

Proper way to deal with tho. props for not being a crazy bitch.

What are female's opinions on race-mixing, do girls actually prefer niggers?

Interesting, and maybe you're right about it being "damaging to the female psyche".

I still wish you posted more in these threads, even though that contradicts what you're saying.

If she's smart, she won't answer. This obsession with race is autistic.

That's the thing though.
You keep thinking this is an attention thing. It's not even that.

Vchan has openly said why she posts here. She has depression and helping others with advice helps her feel better and helps other people too.

Which doesnt sound like an excuse at all. I have depression and sometimes just helping out others makes you feel useful.


So her reasoning to me seems genuine.

If she were actually attention whoring she would be similar to you and be snarky to any female that came in to "steal her thunder". Shes more than accepting to all females who come and join and encourages them to post.


So stop using the "huuurrr attention whore" excuse on girls you literally know nothing about

I said it won't go well. As in, there's a reason these threads are shit on
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She could do all that without posting as female or posting her face

That might be interesting if you WEREN'T Vchan.

How do you feel about anal, and if you don't like it why are you lying to yourself?

See

Is there anywhere I can hire a MILF to play Ultima Online with me? Preferably to be a bard to help me farm gold.

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Sounds like are a shit person. Stop it.

I personally wouldn't mind if a guy created a name for himself at all.

Yea it's weird. I'm used to guys being assholes and I kind of expect it but I'm not really used to women being catty towards me so I just find it unpleasant and try to not engage them much.
But anyway, its time for me to go now. I havent eaten all day and I have things to do so I hope everyone has a great day!


-vchan

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Hello femanons. Or gayfags. Question- the gag reflex, do you suck dick, do you gag, or have you overcome your gag reflex, if so how? Thanks.

How does it feel that a lesbian is hotter to men than you?

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Shes posting in a thread that's relevant to it. Just like the faces thread. Shes never outted herself as female in a thread that wasnt relevant to it

Hate to break it to you but I'm not.
She just clearly said all that earlier in this thread if you were listening.

M8 she posted her face on the most disgusting place of Earth, she has no insecurities, unlike you who keeps talking like a twat with a broken voice

The questions are pretty amusing so we will see
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She makes these threads specifically to do this.
Every day.

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I did that when I was 16. It doesn't make you brave. It makes you look insecure.

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You're point?
Depression just doesnt go away some days.

You realize theres about a million users here a day?
If shes gonna help people shes got a lot to go through

This.

Vchans always seemed pretty ok about herself physically.

I think shes just mentally a bit fucked but I mean arent we all?

Yes we all are. But I like this new femanon a little bit.

>help
Oh so she's here to help people.

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Ha you sad dweeb. Obviously never been to a gay bar. Have you noticed how gay men tend to be slimmer, fitter, better looking and better dressed than straight men? Check yourself, sonny.

Did you watch the Black Lagoon OVAs?

I don't mind. I'd fuck her.

I teach high school Biology.

Not my thing, I don’t think I’d be able to do it honestly.

I like it, but I understand it’s not for everyone.

I’m sure in Japan there’s such services, I know they have maid cafes and girls that you can hire to cuddle and stuff.

Yeah, I’m not even bothering to listen to her vocaroos past the first, I’ve got enough going on as it is without cattyness in my life. She just wants the attention anyways, stirring up shit as she said. Hope you have a good rest of the day Vchan.

I don’t have much of a gag reflex, but everybody is different and I’m sure there are varying degrees of what a person can take.

Not too bad, I’m not out looking for a man so...

~Anna~

You know what looks insecure? You giving answers and excuses to people you don't and never will.

I dont. Maybe it's just me but I can't stand girls who pick on other girls for no reason. If vchan was a royal cunt then it would be different but shes been nothing but sweet to me and most anons here so its gross to see a nice person be bullied.

Not just her but others to. That's the whole point

I did. I'm starved for the manga right now and nothing seems to fill the void

Know*

I'm not arguing that. I'm arguing the namefagging and face-posting.

I like the fleeting nature of anonymous exchanges.