Share your secrets with the whisker fish.
Share your secrets with the whisker fish
Nicholas Young
Hudson Long
In high school I developed superstition that if I masturbate to the thought of a particular girl I'll never have sex with her. It's held up just fine so far.
Levi Ward
Sorry to hear that user
Noah Phillips
This is a huge one
youtu.be
Lincoln Perez
Wtf I'm intrigued
Nicholas Allen
Great whisker fish grant me your knowledge. Sometimes when I get lonely I fart on my hermit crab while cumming.
Grayson Bennett
sexualcatfish.ytmnd.com
Parker King
I am a police officer
Nathaniel Ramirez
Im an alcoholic
Benjamin Thompson
I stuck those rocks in my ass and now you swim above them
Joseph Ramirez
I'm a drug addict
Brody Ross
Don't like big tits or ass on girls
Colton Morris
My fathers name is John.
Wyatt Smith
I've been caught cheating 40+ times most of them was just talking with women but I've been busted fucking other women 10+ times
Camden James
who's the fox?
Carson Cooper
I cheat on my husband with women
Nolan Rivera
>be 11
>25 yo slut cousin visits, brings prissy bichon frise w/ a bouffant
"Hey cuz, you think doggo wants muh leftovers?"
"OMG user U LIL SHIT HOW DARE U LIL FLUFFY SPOILED DOGGO ON STRICT DIET, NEVER EATS PROCESSED PROLETARIAT FOODS."
"ok, my bad."
"ok, you watch him while I run to liquor store?"
"ok."
>strips naked, lathers asscrack with Parkay Squeeze Margarine
>doggo licks it clean
>laughs out loud
Justin Reyes
If I tuck my dick between my legs would you want to swap nudes?
Luke Jones
Yeah my dude you basicly released a fuck tone of seratonin as you nutted to the thought of fucking xgirl so ur body is falsely satisfied. Thus removing the need toactualy dick her down.
Also excessive masturbation has been linked to low testosterone and depression wich are two things that contribute to sexual prowess
Anthony Kelly
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David Morales
Everyone thinks I am fine. Friends, Family, Work, Everyone. I have taken a extension of a 1 mil life insurance policy on myself. My last few doctors were the only one to know. Every night I live in pain. Each day I wake up barely making it to shower and go to work from being so tired. No meds have helped, no surgery looks to be needed from all my scans and probes. I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont do drugs.
Today: Get home from work. Get changed, take a normal shit, wash face. Now I go feed the cat and make soup. Eat soup with water while watching youtube video. Finish soup and wash dishes. Breathing is now heavy like I have a shortness of breath but taking in full lungs of air. Start feeling cold all over, in my hands, nose and legs. Shivering I sit under 2 blankets and turn on a wall heater. 1 hour later of heavy breathing, pain in stomach and racing heart, I take a liquid shit. Heart calms down, breathing becomes normal and slows. No longer cold chills. Take a liquid shit again an hour later after lying back down. My stomach hurts from stomach spasms, my lungs hurt from the long heavy gasping for air and my mind is just exhausted from this being an almost daily deal. I'll continue to fight to live but it is fucking tiring.
One time friends asked what I would do if someone with a gun or a group might kill me for my wallet. My reply was "Fight to the death." They think it was a joke that I would risk everything for my wallet or pride..
Luke Howard
>cont
The short story is remember that bitcoin website that the owner only knew the password to 200 million dollars? But he died? Well he died at age 30 by complications from his Crohn's Disease.
forbes.com
I have something similar but not the same from all my doctors. This is how I'll most likely end up.
Jose Bennett
lol
your life sucks.