My girlfriend tells me that I have a “small” dick, and that she wants to try out using toys in the bedroom (even though I get zero pleasure from using a toy, but apparently that doesn’t matter?) and I’m going to use this thread to prove her wrong.
I want honest opinions, and don’t be an asshole just because you can. I want to show this thread to her to prove to her that I’m actually quite close to average and that girls expect guys to have huge pornstar dicks when in reality only a tiny portion of guys do.
if you're threatened by a toy then she should have left you by now. that's sad
Ryder Russell
ive only got maybe an inch or 2 on you and my girl is plenty satsified
Isaac Kelly
Start wearing dresses cuz that’s a sissy cock.
Ayden Wilson
It's not like she's getting pleasure from you, so fix this dipshit.
Christopher Hernandez
Do you have kik? I have some private advice for you
Parker Morales
I’m not threatened by a toy. I just don’t know why women see it as an equivalent to a guys dick in the bedroom when guys get no pleasure from using one on a girl whatsoever.
Landon Harris
my cock is average or below but never had any issues with it. I also welcomed toys with exes, somehow I can't imagine that I'd compete with a bad dragon toy but had no problem buying one for her
Luke Flores
it's not all about you retard maybe learn how to fuck
Andrew Morales
kinda sad to have a micro penis. posts like this make me appreciate my average sized dick
Owen Parker
That's so fucking small even a thirteen year old could easily have a bigger one.
women? I have a strong feeling you don't have a gf.
Parker Sullivan
kik op?
Joshua Lewis
Not gonna lie that’s a small dick dude sorry
Easton Gutierrez
Forgot my old login but I made a new one, it’s jake_3850
Doing this for advice purposes and if you’re just going to be a dick I won’t respond
Dylan Walker
In the picture you’re hard? Also, learn how to shave
Sebastian Lopez
I know how to fuck, she’s just being picky.
Daniel Ramirez
Yeah I am, and what do you mean, what’s wrong with how I shaved?
Parker Lee
Apparently not cause she wouldn’t be complaining little dick
Michael Miller
You’re shaving bare as if you have a pussy lol you have to still be in HS
Logan Gray
Proud of you OP. You're becoming a cuck.
Christopher Morales
Looks hella knicked up.. And tbh bro.. if that’s you hard, it’s a tad under average. Maybe it’s the angle lmfao, terrible angle to take a dick pic for length
Nathan Morales
lol yeah dude you just suck at sex honestly. never met a girl that preferred a toy over my cock
Matthew Peterson
messaged
Jose Ramirez
Still looks like a 4 inches at max anyway
Cameron Butler
imo, nice thighs, prob. nice body...but the mutilated dick a is little bit of a turn-off...
Gabriel Moore
how about you show us when it's erect?
Adrian Turner
Just trim, don’t shave. Girls don’t even give a fuck most the time. Looks like you’re trying really hard
Jacob Allen
this
Jayden Carter
Why haven’t we just assumed he’s lying and hes just a trap, he has a tiny cock and is shaving bare
Tyler Cruz
I’m a senior, and what’s wrong with shaving bare? My girlfriend seems to like it and it also doesn’t make it look smaller by it being hidden by hair.
Mine just points upwards and if I press it back for a picture it looks smaller than it actually is.
Asher Flores
>I’m going to use this thread to prove her wrong. You're small. try out using toys in the bedroom (even though I get zero pleasure from using a toy, but apparently that doesn’t matter?) You can do both, idiot.
Thomas Turner
How gay are you if you can't just post the small dick advice. It's not like we'll know you, closeted small cock fag
Noah Long
If you're worried about making it look bigger by shaving then you are definitely too small
Ian Robinson
Guys this is a Virgin who is insecure and is asking us if he’ll be okay having sex like that, I remember my first time when I fucked myself with bumps trying to completely shave myself down there lol you don’t need a shave girls don’t care just slang that dick
Jayden Jones
he already said it’s erect, it’s just tiny lmao.
Ryan Stewart
What’s wrong with shaving bare is that it makes you look like a child, sorry m8 I had to come to the realization too when my present girlfriend told me this cause porn made me think I needed to be bare
Julian Gutierrez
>I-I-it's the angle I swear! You haven't posted a other angle, so I think vision is what makes it look small.
Embrace It dude. Foreplay and oral will get a girl to cum every time. Most chicks won't cum from penetration >T.Oooold fucker
Zachary Torres
Bruh. You’re not a girl, you’re a man (I’m assuming lmao) Trim, don’t shave idiot. And it doesn’t make a huge difference, as long as you don’t have a fucking fornite bush in her face
Andrew Cruz
I think you missed the joke he made lol
Eli Perez
A man? Not with that cock
Eli Phillips
Best thing you can do is let her fuck a guy while you watch. That way you will learn a lot. You should also hold her hand during coitus.
Bentley Gutierrez
show cock in a thong and pantyhoses
Lincoln Wright
Shes right Your dick is tiny
William Adams
Speaking of foreplay (not OP) is it just me or is it weird my girl doesn’t want me to go down on her, she said it’s from terrible experience from her ex but still kinda weird right?
Jack Turner
imagine being an asian guy, you'd have a small dick AND be ugly
Zachary Young
you've got a super small dick man, just being honest here's me, and I'm a fucking faggot
If you missus belittles you and says you have a small dinghus I wouldnt stay with her
Ian Wilson
Lmaoooo
Anthony Gutierrez
in my experience you should just drop her buddy
Nathaniel Hernandez
Your girlfriend is gonna cheat on you eventually cause she can find a bigger dick lol. Survival of the fittest
Justin Rodriguez
*squints* oh that is a penis! My mistake I though it was an oversized clit. Kek
Cooper Walker
If you have a nice face, and overall you're a hot guy, dick size is not as important. I know it s annoying to be told this but what can I say, better small than no dick at all
Nicholas Diaz
Sheesh wym? Cause personally I don’t realky care we pretty much do everything except me eating her out and I don’t realky care that much for it
I am not a girl but you have a fine dick. It is a little on the small side but I would absolutely suck your soul out through it.
Bentley Harris
I’ve tried these things my guy and she does enjoy it when I have done it, I think something messed up happen cause he was kinda crazy when she broke up with him I just kinda respect how she feels about it and don’t really care that much I’m stilling young in my 20s I don’t necessarily have it planned to marry her so I’m chillin
Jayden Foster
It's prolly slightly bigger than mine, and my girl doesn't complain at all. Dump your size-queening whore.
Dominic Campbell
Look here's the thing man. Sex is like candy. You get hungry right? Know when your body is just telling you that you need food, and you can feel it deep down? So you have a snack size candy bar and it's alright, it stops you being hungry but doesn't quite satisfy you.
Now imagine that candy bar was king size and just stuffs you full. You're not hungry anymore and everything about it just feels amazing.
Jason Clark
because if someone doesn't want to get their genitals slobbered on that's usually a bad sign
Asher Morris
You shouldn't eat candy when you are hungry though
Tyler Morgan
Yeah and you shouldn't have a small dick but here we are.
Sebastian Ramirez
Dude I'm sorry but that's a fucking small ass dick. That shit dont even reach your belly button wow my dick sits just below my belly button phlaccid. Sorry man just being honest
Samuel Cruz
my friend/housemate's dick is about the same as OPs..mine is above average, i like to let him see it often cause i know he is jealous
Juan Martin
Well you said in your experience that’s why I’m asking like what happened
John White
First of all stop obsessing over your dick size. Second I get that you say you aren't afraid of toys but some women get more pleasure from clitoral stimulation over vaginal stimulation. When these are combined both stimulations play off each other and can cause earth shattering orgasms. Now the lack of how much she's enjoying her self can come down to a few things. 1. You suck at sex and aren't hitting her spots the right way. 2. She sucks at sex and doesn't know how to angle herself or knows how to squeeze the shit out of your dick with her vag. 3. You both dont do enough foreplay (shame shame) this is a huge rookie mistake and toys help with this immensely if you dont like eating bush (Hitachis are the shit btw) 4. It could be a relationship thing. I'm not gonna go in on that one because I don't know your life m8.
TLDR some chicks like clit buzzing more than dick takin. Do'em at the same time to make'em soak the sheetz. Buy a palm power for $60 on Amazon and go make your waifu body pillow cum.
Mason Lee
Also the comment about how you get zero pleasure from using a toy sounds a bit selfish. Sex isn't one sided m8y.
Ayden Barnes
Sorry dude. I've seen female bodubuilder with larger clits than your cock. And I do mean none trans female.
Jack Rogers
Just dump her. No woman like that is worth any decent man's time.
Jordan Cook
worst relationship of my life happened she acted like she wasn't into anything then cheated on me... I love eating pussy tbh but she made me feel like I was awful at it. turns out I'm not
Joshua Cruz
You need to be one obnoxious fucking loser to only think about your own pleasure when it comes down to sex. You do realize that you're still as fully capable to bust a nut with or without sex toys involved?
Jonathan Hughes
Go on amazon and search for men's pleasure stuff. They have great ball and dick vibrators that you can use to jerk off with or use when fucking her. I was honestly amazed at the cool shit they have these days and spent probably $200 on stuff over the past 6 months. Some of it is better than others but it's always a fun time in the bedroom when the GF says, hey lets try this thing tonight.
Also don't be a dipshit and let her put some vibrating stuff in your asshole. Trust me, it's great.
Kys if you seriously can't puzzle this one out. Pleasure begets pleasure, my guy. Do what you can to take care of your lady and I promise she'll be more than happy to take care of you. Like fuck, It's not rocket surgery.
Landon Kelly
Well we’ve been going on almost 2 years now and nothing of that has happened but I’ll be cautious thanks for the advice
Gabriel Brown
I would dump her asap. My ex-gf was a size queen as well, she said if it's under 7 inch she doesn't even wanna date someone below that number.
So in the end I dumped her even though my dick is 7.5 inches.
You're on the smaller size and she will probably cheat on you sooner or later. So just break apart with her before it's too late, imho.
Connor Carter
Not OP bro was citing his post saying he's being a selfish prick
Levi Cook
Work on your pussy eating skills.
James Carter
>So in the end I dumped her even though my dick is 7.5 inches. You're a true hero user
Aaron Brown
Dat prostate tho
Carson Turner
Write skallis cumslut on you
Also hi again will you make this thread again and again until somone supports your opinion
Gavin Rogers
Wise decision Yea Forumsrother chicks like that are nothing but trouble
You all do realize the OP for these threads is the nigger dick poster, right? Do not reply, it will make zero difference. If you hate this OP, let his posts sink into 404 where they belong.
if she doesn't want you to eat her pussy that's a bad sign user. slutty girls who own their slutty ways will never hurt you more than the girl who tells you she doesn't want oral sex lol
Elijah Howard
>don’t be an asshole just because you can Fuck you faggot, I'll be an asshole if I want to. Also, tell your girlfriend to stop being such a fucking whore, intimacy between two people is about more than shoving bigger things up your cooch or your prick into tighter holes.
Kevin Anderson
My dick is close to 6 inches and it doesn't reach my bellybutton, that's not a very good measurement method.
William Lewis
I mean, it’s quite ‘close to average’ but way below average lol
If hard - fully under average. Doesn't matter though - learn to fuck.
Also learn to shave - get a nice foam and do it properly, nobody wants to get fucked by a pile of skin that looks like it has more acne than a 13 yo's dimple covered face.
Oliver Hernandez
>Close to average >2 inches off lmao
Adam Phillips
sound like a bait but if it not then get a new gf , ur dick are in a small teritory but mine are not even much bigger than ur, as soon as ur partner dont giv a shit abt ur plessure ur relationship is done
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It depends on how much you use it. I use my like once a week and haven't noticed a difference. Only time I noticed it is when I'm fucking her, right after I use the toy. Dick is 6.5 and toy is 7.5
Parker Kelly
Is the toy bigger in girth?
Hunter Powell
Lel. This won't stretch her. If she can't take a fist she's not being stretched.
Yeah next I think I wanna get a 9.5 for her I think she could take the extra 2 inches.
Luis Thomas
It’s so small just become a girl
Jaxon Green
I love the cream, I gets me so hard when I see her creaming on her toy.
Matthew Thompson
My wife would never take that. She loved her 8.5 inch / 6 inch circ dildo the first time but spent the next day walking like someone kicked her in the cunt. That thing totally dwarfs my 5.5 incher.
what does it feel like fucking her after she has been stretched? Does your dick feel tiny afterwards to her?
Colton Cook
>I get zero pleasure from pleasuring my GF and helping her to explore experiences with me, because she clearly feels safe enough in my presence to ask me
this is why you're all single still
Hudson Allen
Well this thread got saved
Henry Anderson
It's not tiny or unusable, probably on the low-end of average. But here's the thing, women love a big dick. The same way men love tits & ass, women fantasize about nice long thick cocks; about ones few guys can even compare to. About ones bigger than they could actually fit. Maybe your girl is just too loose?
You could try Yohimbine maybe for a stronger erection. Or maybe don't jack off as much cause you know, we've all been hard and then we've been H A R D.
Jace Reyes
Ahah low sex drive detected. I can fuck 2-3 times a night every night and still rub one out in the morning and I have no problem with my cock being less than fully erect and hard. >Must feel bad to have to look forward to taking blue pills every time you want to get it up in a few years
It's not about dick size, it's about pleasure. If you can make your girl cum buckets with your hands or mouth, then do that, because it's obvious you can't do that with your cock. That's why a good amount of foreplay is necessary before sex. It makes her a lot more sensitive and easier to cum if you didn't get her off already from the foreplay alone. Do some research on that and good luck.
