My girlfriend tells me that I have a “small” dick...

My girlfriend tells me that I have a “small” dick, and that she wants to try out using toys in the bedroom (even though I get zero pleasure from using a toy, but apparently that doesn’t matter?) and I’m going to use this thread to prove her wrong.

I want honest opinions, and don’t be an asshole just because you can. I want to show this thread to her to prove to her that I’m actually quite close to average and that girls expect guys to have huge pornstar dicks when in reality only a tiny portion of guys do.

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if you're threatened by a toy then she should have left you by now. that's sad

ive only got maybe an inch or 2 on you and my girl is plenty satsified

Start wearing dresses cuz that’s a sissy cock.

It's not like she's getting pleasure from you, so fix this dipshit.

Do you have kik? I have some private advice for you

I’m not threatened by a toy. I just don’t know why women see it as an equivalent to a guys dick in the bedroom when guys get no pleasure from using one on a girl whatsoever.

my cock is average or below but never had any issues with it. I also welcomed toys with exes, somehow I can't imagine that I'd compete with a bad dragon toy but had no problem buying one for her

it's not all about you retard maybe learn how to fuck

kinda sad to have a micro penis. posts like this make me appreciate my average sized dick