Oldfags give tips / advice based on past experiences / mistakes

Never get into a fight.

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don't wife a ho

dont abuse hallucinogens

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If you know you're a failure try not to get born.

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If you fuck up and get married, in the time leading up to your actual finalized divorce, document everything. Never give your soon to be ex-anything without getting a signed receipt.

Money for the kids, items for the kids, she gets shit without a signed receipt. Document where, when and for how long you see your kids. Document when she refuses to let you see your kids. And keep back up copies.

Document every conversation you have, time date and who said what.

If you are dating and fucking a girl remember that if she is taking birth control and for some reason has to go on anti-biotics (cold, strep whatever) then those drugs render the birth control pill ineffective.

Yeah, ask me how I learned that fucking lesson. Good luck lads.

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I am a divorce attorney and this is 100% right on. Your lawyer will thank you.