What are legitimate ways to earn real-world money? I’m curious as to what Yea Forums comes up with

Subscription service for snow removal? How could you convince a customer to buy into a year round membership for a seasonal service?

YOU'RE FIRED

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>>What are legitimate ways to earn real-world money?
>Get a fucking job

there is someone out there. who read the OP. thought of a reply. came up with that enlightening bullshit. then actually typed it out. THEN actually still felt compelled to use the time & data and committed to posting to the wonderful comment I am replying to right here.

BRAVO SIR. You have altered my course through time.

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Wow. If you’re actually an investment banker (I have my doubts) I’m actually somewhat terrified that someone that possibly has access to my money is browsing Yea Forums at 2 AM. What kind of shit outfit do you work at that allows... you.. to touch other people’s money?

Lies

Bumps for you giant fags. So far I’ve gotten an idea for a snow cleanup subscription service. I’m being nice giving you fags this. I’m only supposed to give this as a bonus remember?

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$1,000 right now ready to go.

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Get a job, like a real fucking 9 to 5 not some once a week casual shit, grind that motherfucker out, build some capital and make some investments, theres plenty of trading apps that work alright, do some research, learn what to look for and just fucking jump in, its a gamble for sure but unless you're dead set retarded its pretty hard to lose shitloads trading stocks/crypto/forex.

jesus christ you are stupid

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Hmmmm...who think...was him...?

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Are you actually retarded? Read the fucking post again, you absolute mongoloid