What are legitimate ways to earn real-world money? I’m curious as to what Yea Forums comes up with.
Any ideas that are clever, original, smart, and/or humorous will receive OC nudes from my private library. 10/10 hot dumb thot with perfect young pierced tits. I’ll post below for proof.
If anyone can come up with a no shit bulletproof impressive idea, I will PayPal that person $1000, and possibly start a business or LLC if interested.
Think I’m kidding? Well... I guess keep your ideas away from my thread, and you’ll be sure to avoid getting OC noodz and money then.
>>What are legitimate ways to earn real-world money? >Get a fucking job
there is someone out there. who read the OP. thought of a reply. came up with that enlightening bullshit. then actually typed it out. THEN actually still felt compelled to use the time & data and committed to posting to the wonderful comment I am replying to right here.
BRAVO SIR. You have altered my course through time.
Wow. If you’re actually an investment banker (I have my doubts) I’m actually somewhat terrified that someone that possibly has access to my money is browsing Yea Forums at 2 AM. What kind of shit outfit do you work at that allows... you.. to touch other people’s money?
Oliver Fisher
Lies
Hudson Hernandez
Bumps for you giant fags. So far I’ve gotten an idea for a snow cleanup subscription service. I’m being nice giving you fags this. I’m only supposed to give this as a bonus remember?
Get a job, like a real fucking 9 to 5 not some once a week casual shit, grind that motherfucker out, build some capital and make some investments, theres plenty of trading apps that work alright, do some research, learn what to look for and just fucking jump in, its a gamble for sure but unless you're dead set retarded its pretty hard to lose shitloads trading stocks/crypto/forex.
Are you actually retarded? Read the fucking post again, you absolute mongoloid
Nathan Jones
>its pretty hard to lose shitloads trading stocks/crypto/forex.
yeah that shit is practically fucking foolproof. anyone can do it. /sarc
no it's not. this is not an easy time to invest right now. post your quarterly portfolio reports. until then, you are bullshitting everyone, so stop talking, k?
I was kidding when I responded to you. Do you want me to actually dissect your business idea, or do you just want nudes? Because if that’s the case, OP was looking for clever, original, and funny, and I’m not seeing that either. I’m just confused at this point.
Nathan Long
Pick up day trading. Buy low sell high. If you have 1000 dollars to give away, use it instead to start day trading. If you aren't a total downy you should be able to make money that way. If you're retarded and make big mistakes you will lose a lot though.
Ethan Lewis
Start a youtube channel that makes meme compilations. Use clickbait titles to gain views. Switch your titles and thumbnail a ton so people will re-click the video.
Ayden Howard
OP here. Obviously I guess if I’m posting the nudes. Anyway I’ll guess I’ll play my hand some now that I’ve finally able to scrap together a small but decent bowl bowl of a one hitter of keef, shake, roach and resin (at least that shit is all extremely high grade). ANYWAY anyway.. so some of the stocks I’ve thought about investing in is:
>MiracleGro >Caterpillar >Amazon —- in a little bit >kerosene futures >silver >others
lol I’m taking too long. I’m here. I wanted to bump 1st.
I’ve thought about it.. but YouTube and streaming are gay.
I want to write something. I have the connections to maybe get a few things rolling to get a screenplay in a few peoples hands in the city.
Aight, so hash used to be made be having naked peeps run through the fields and then scraping the sticky stuff off the skin of whoever's ran.
Now with legal weed poppin up everywhere, I think it should come back with a a modern twist.
Have a hot model do that shit, and send lewds or nudes of the model from the batch of hash you're about to smoke in the packaging.
So many degenerates would get off on that shit. Sit back and watch the money roll in
Adam Reyes
Hahaha you do drugs. Only someone very high on dabs would come on Yea Forums to say that lol
David Nelson
I’m disappointed. No interesting hustlesto be found in this thread. I gotta go to bed soon. I ate some Adderall and stayed up and everything. Yea Forums you disappoint me tonight.
