Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, Yea Forums

I don't wear panties to school since 2nd grade and whenever i get in trouble i just go to the teacher and unzip his pants and slip him in. Without anybody noticing.

yea how did you know?

I bit a black man cause I thought he was chocolate

and?

I've made up all the stories I've shared in 'tell us your secrets' threads.

I post the 'true story inbound' copypasta in every ylyl thread. I know I'm a monster. Try and stop me faggot.

I’ve read over 5000 full length gay romance novels. I’m not gay I just like the stories.

I came in a batch of cookies and gave them to my art teacher in freshmen year to sell at a bake sale.

true story?

I am a boy. With a vagina.