Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, Yea Forums

Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, Yea Forums

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my penis smell like shit

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I lost my virginity to a transexual pornstar, it cost me 15 dollars, not even joking.

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Everyone thinks I'm a normie but I have overwhelming anxiety/irritability and I'm depressed

When I was in middle school, I would wait for my parents to leave the house on the weekends and then I would strip naked and walk around in the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He would drop over a $20 each time I did this for him.

Lucky.
I'm so alone I'm buying my friend gifts all the time so she has a reason to reply to my texts. Probably 1k+ since Xmas. I'm even letting her use my uber to get taxis everyday. That's at least £10 a day

I fucked my ex's mom

I take it you're male