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I don't wear panties to school since 2nd grade and whenever i get in trouble i just go to the teacher and unzip his pants and slip him in. Without anybody noticing.

yea how did you know?

I bit a black man cause I thought he was chocolate

and?

I've made up all the stories I've shared in 'tell us your secrets' threads.

I post the 'true story inbound' copypasta in every ylyl thread. I know I'm a monster. Try and stop me faggot.

I’ve read over 5000 full length gay romance novels. I’m not gay I just like the stories.

I came in a batch of cookies and gave them to my art teacher in freshmen year to sell at a bake sale.

true story?

I am a boy. With a vagina.

>I’m not gay
>I’ve read over 5000 romance novels
choose one

Bruh

Kys

My dad is a real heavy sleeper. I kinda fuck him every night in his sleep

I..... Nevermind

Hermaphrodite?

Not that dark but I listened through the bathroom wall to my roommate getting fucked in the ass by her boyfriend. Jerked it right in the hallway while it was happening and several times after, wishing it was me stuffing her backdoor.

u female?

When my nieces(12 & 10yo) stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

I'm been cursed to be followed by shadowy entities for the rest of my life till the day I die. I tried telling my my friend and my family but no one believes me. So i'm kinda stuck in the middle here convasating with the people around me all the while turning head talking to my audience.

I whould always wear short skirts without panties in public places to make people uncomfortable. But i had to stop when i got 17. Fucking drunk guy tried to rape me

Maybe you should stop pretending to be a girl?

yeah but they don't even have tits or have even started puberty, right? lots of kids walk around public places nude (like beaches for example) and at home too obviously

>Pretends wanting to be raped wasn't the goal all along...

what else have you heard? you go through her shit? steal nudes off her phone?

you dumb asf, gifts won't get you anywhere.

Heard them having 'trying to not make noise' sex a few times but wasn't as good as shower-ass sex since she was moaning and screaming her head off. Liked to fake being asleep so I could listen to her rub one out on the couch.

Never went through her shit but didn't need to since she liked to be a tease and walk around in her underwear/topless though that slowed when they started dating,

I fucked my wife's sister while she stayed with us for a few months.

a few months? jesus why the fuck would she stay over that long? she homeless or sth?

They are both developing, especially the 12yo, she has nice a cups. Younger one is just starting to get breasts. Both have hair down there but keep it trimmed or shaved usually. Still they aren't shy about being nude around me

She was living with her parents at the time but they kicked her out for being too much of a party girl, so she stayed with us until they got over it.

You and every normie ever
Yawn
Kys normie faggot

Pics?

Chips?

10 and 12 year old girls shave their pubes now??

>not understanding a joke

I taught my lil sis to masterbate

Lucky guess.

that hurt my feelings

I know. I have nothing other than money to offer a girl.

I fart in my sleep.. sometimes dream too

we gonna talk about this?

Many do, especially during bikini season.

What is this?

what is there to talk about?

Wow third grade must be tough

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Stfu macaroni pictures are serious business

I got fiddled as a child and my dads a crazy alcoholic. I'm emotionally shut in, the charismatic and confident persona I show to people around me is a lie.
I screw up all my relationships with girls and my family because I never open up about anything real.

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I was trying to put it in as coordinates but nothing came up

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

They're coordinates to your mom's house, which is pointless anyway since everyone already knows where it is.

did this once as well...

Crashed my car while doing whip its while driving. Rear ended a car at a red light with 2 nigress teens in it doing about 30. They both got fucked up pretty bad. I was uninsured but had an insurance card that showed a valid date, but I had let the policy lapse. I walked away. They sent letters with pictures of the girls in the hospital, saying they would find me and put me in jail. It was 8 years ago

thats a nice frog you got there...
I THINK I WILL TAKE IT

I call phone sex lines and talk to random women while I jack off in public places like the jacuzzi at a hotel or walking down a back road

Brool story co

dude what the fuck she probably went through some fucked up shit that might have traumatized her, why don't you fucking HELP her instead of only ever thinking of fucking you degenerate cunt

so they found your adress to send you those pics but they didn't sue you despite wanting to sue you? wtf?

You female?

Coordinates they lead to a random field in Kansas pretty sure there's some bad shit or just a troll

I was raped by a teenaged feminist.

I molested my cousin when she was 9.

We're you a teenager feminist

kek

No, I was a horny teenager though

I am going to help her, I'm going to marry her and change her life

I moved to a different city shortly thereafter. The police gave me a ticket for "failure to control my vehicle" but the officer did not show up to the court date so it was thrown out

How much on taxis so far?

lol

The ocean is real.