ITT: anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess
>Be a knight
>Must collect a certain number of gems to exit level
>3 keys
ITT: anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess
>Be a knight
>Must collect a certain number of gems to exit level
>3 keys
Hexen?
>You are to rescue the princess of a kingdom and there's a mushroom.
(Not a Mario game)
>JRPG
>Collects 4 crystals representing the elements
guess i'll post some of mine that didn't get answered
>kill degenerate clones, space jews and hivemind virus
>mommy issues
>Take Pictures
>TAKE MORE PICTURES
>throw stuff
>SPACE
shovel knight
>a tree or cocoon depending on your version is being anally raped for the most underwhelming villain ever
>help people
>they die anyway
>numero uno with fuckhuge sword will make a mess
>also, this guy is so obsessed with you he got a ton of clones ready
Pokémon Snap
Pokémon snap, ez
>Raised american
>get TP'd home
>solves an orc problem the american way
>Dog wants a flower gf
also
>Kick, punch is all in the mind
FF7
Nope.
> Be shape
> Be long
> get together with friends and disapear
> repeat but faster
>autistic face
>good music and story
>terrible fanbase
OoT Deku Tree?
>rape with your pixel dick
Athena
FF:Crystal Chronicles
Warhammer
Custer's Revenge
> (You)
>Athena
No
tetris
Undertale?
>yankey tentacles
>blue lasers
I'll describe it in six words
> every day's great at your junes
impressive
>red
>lots of red
>lots of asians
>sequel was shit
yeas
no, but same console and also a jrpg
not warhammer
All that comes to mind is Day of the Tentacle.
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gore
loli/shota
cp
etc..k
parappa
> i've been working since my mama was a bay
Round 2:
>Skateboarding
>Wild'NOut on Everything
custers revenge, that chad has 3 pixels
>two friends, an elven slut, an innocent girl with big tits and an old pervert (plus possibly a loli ninja) save the world
>also, time travel
>get stuck in town
>get stuck in mall
>weapons keep breaking
>swing bat, breaks
>swing wrench, breaks
>drive car, breaks
>zombies
10/10 user
Dingdingding
>be me
>be alex
>brother's dead
>have nightmares about it
Left 4 Dead
>i dont care anymore by phil collins: the game
Punch-out
>some pink ass squid aliens
>NYC
>???
>profit
dead rising
>thief
>time travel
>meeting with family
>be edgelord
>play MMO
>develop a jojo-esque stand
>best friend is a villain
>fuck yeah SCIENCE
>thunderstorm fucks shit up
>RUN RUN RUN OH SHIT JUMP
>find alien bro
>lasers
Out of this World (or Another World)
sly cooper
the tmnt beat em games
Correct
yep!
throw smelly balls to get good pictures instead of catching them
>climb
>kill hot dogs
> step on shit to win
pokemon snap was already on here
Pokemon snap
>stuck in a big cold circle
>life is shit
>magic
>things are going pretty fine
>NO THIS IS WRONG THIS IS NOT REAL
>destroy the world, back to step 1
>why is it gotta be the white guy that punches the black guy in the intro?
Life is Strange
>Traveling across the land protecting and orphaned child that will only grow up to leave endless numbers of my kind at the bottom of a hole
earthbound
nope
Burger Time.
>kingdom dying
>little guy with sword
>pissed off moth
No idea what this is but i feel like ive played it before
Ocarina of Time
>Battle Royale between omnipotent, immortal leaders
>our so called leaders prostituted us to the west
That undertale sequel?
Nope
Mortal Kombat
Custer's Revenge
Nope
Sorry didn't see it OK have at you
>green baddie kidnaps your sister to be young again
>you must play Disney's trivia over a monopoly board before the final battle
>at the end you find out you forgot to pick two big eggs and a hard and cold key
>save the world with some weird cloud man who never appears in any other game
Banjo kazooie my dude
you probably have, it's a classic
i'll add a big hint
>people get drunk on a boat
Banjo kazooie
Burgertime
nawh, i thought it was more obvious
Banjo Kazooie
Baulder's Gate
Mario RPG, the legend of the seven stars
kek
super mario rpg
Banjo kazooie
>crash
>7 man
>to many Asians
>walking home
Wizards and Warriors
>I'mma eat all dis candy XD
>fml I fell in a pit
Street fighter 2
no
A wife murderer in low visibility weather
Correct
lol correct
Uhh Xenosaga?
I'll add a few hints
>Orange goo
>chasing 3 seals
> violent gang kidnaps friends
> fucks with your ride, you crash
> boss hides his bitches at the pool
> you shoot his brains off
>meet some girls
>talk
>they all die
you know why, nigger
Silent Hill 2
nope
yep
what are you, a fucking idiot?
Okay, I guess this is too vague
>game features real-world people
Finally someone gets it!
The one no one ever gets:
>Satan's blood on your cheek
>one armed glass
Zelda?
Correct
>some monster brings you to a weird place
>your friends are there, but refuse to help you
civ?
Bionic Commando
Wizards and Warriors
Nope
Incorrect, look at the other clue
I must help a chef bake a basic cake
The divine beings of creation itself have awoken
Must save world with the help of god juice
>Blind old lady tricks you into killing her old coworkers
Paper Mario
kotor
nope
>undertale pacifist route: the musical
Good job
Finally a WinRAR!
totally not saiyan saves the world from his older brother with the help of his gf, a tinman, Minnie mouse, an orphan loli, an ex bouncer, a magic puppet and a frog eater, then they must fight the embodiment of nothing who likes star wars
shit I never wouldve thought someone would do civ
>Ride a motorcycle
>Customizable tracks
>Overheat
Excitebike
i don't think flutter of birds had a game, so i guess life is strange?
lesser loved sequel to a famous game that, in recent history, has received numerous game awards
Chrono trigger
chrono trigger/cross?
>Go shoot some ppl for us bang bang
>lol now ur the one for shootn bang bang
>slide on ice
>get keys
>push boxes
Metro Exodus
Nope
nope, much older game.
hint, its a platformer
Ice Cavern (Ocarina of Time)
SMB2
>ride a motorcycle
>customizable tracks
>eat apples and die a lot
red dead redemption?
V: G&K + BNW is probably the most popular game I play nowadays
Damn, not Goku threw me off
nope. on pc
yep. you've got a knack for this huh
>old to new
>steam
>magic
its better than vi thats for sure
You got it
same
is it a dragon warrior/quest game?
>you can whip people to make them run faster
Hollow knight
What is this? I'm interested.
Here's a small clue
CC and this share the same console
Is this fate
Slave Simulator - Roblox
I'll add a hint.
>your memories play a big role
>robots
>evil leader robot
>woman escapes using gun
Psychonauts
A Pterodactyl enslaves sheep to construct machines of war to take over the world.
>the ride never ends
Got it
A terrorist with massive fucking tits punches an alien hybrid to death on the PS1.
Rollercoaster Tycoon
only thing i can think of is silent hill
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
portal
correct
Portal
>zeppelin
>ring
>lost group
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
nope,but now they share the same parent company
>You are to rescue the princess of a kingdom and there's a mushroom.
>(Not a Mario game)
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom?
>Teenager visits uncle.
>Cool sub.
>Kill monsters underground and in caves.
>Play giant keyboard.
>Get space waifu.
No sorry.
I'm trying to remain vague. I think this is quite guessable.
Star Tropics
>Helmet guy shoots space uggos
mother 3
Doom
>get raped by first enemy
>eventually rape it back
>get raped more by other enemies later on
Nope
>realistic horse balls
Dark Souls
Dark Souls 1
RDR2
Basically starwars, but steampunk with and a joker ripoff
Hollow knight
Shoot someone directly in the head. It misses.
>Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
XCOM
The only plus to VI over V is the OST. Good fucking GOD, it is gorgeous.
X-Com
>Search a planet for fuel and goodies.
>Buy new weapons and parts for ship.
>Do this on 13 different planets.
>Each planet gives piece for Super Ship.
>Assemble Super Ship and fight monster.
>You fuck up after winning and new ship goes boom.
>four space dudeguys
>work together to kill aliens and robots
> futuristic america fights a terrorist organization lead by a biblical figure
Yup.
yeah
FTL
yup
isnt it sad this got guessed right away
Parasite Eve.
gay Jesus kills you to use you on one of his gambling games, in there you meet not Jessie and James from pokemon and your main enemies are bad sounds
Fallout
xcom
Good job
Final Fantasy 9
Nope.
Cuphead
nope.
I still love it though
Hint: Game had two names, and was not well received.
Kingdom Hearts
Finally, correct user
Nope
Parasite Eve
To be fair, its been that way for 25 years now.
Move the knights, get a prize
>Be a doctor
>Feed carrots to gremlins
>Use red and blue pillars to move and crush enemies
>Defuse dynamite
Ooh, I've got another!
>Holy shit, that's a lot of DLC!
>Kingdom Hearts
No
Stellaris
Dr. Mario
shit, thats impressive
Hint: EA
Shovel Knight
doesn't that make it worse
obscure or well known?
>old to new
>magic
>steam
>zeppelin
>ring
>lost group
>all seeing grandma
Nope.
Hint: A majority of the game world is based on real-life locations
It could also be Fallout new vegas
Probably, but also been known for that long
>guy with perfect vision still wears glasses
>Be short thin thingy.
>Eat lots of bouncing ball thingies to become long thingy.
>If you weigh enough, you get to pass.
Benny didn't miss.
Some little fucking asshole kidnaps all the bugs
No
that train sim on steam?
Snake, Rattle & Roll
Not too obscure, it was released in UK and US. The company is very, very well known.
LoZ:OoT
snake?
Yup.
Duke Nukem
Yep. A bit of an unconventional choice for this, but whatever, I had fun with it.
Loved playing that game as a kid.
Evil bee stole every book in the world to get your golden one. A snake inside trousers teach you use your mouth as a sonar and your tongue on hot things
Bejeweled
got more hints?
> "You must quickly save the world!"
> spend hours collecting plants
Good guess, but no.
nope but good guess
Resident Evil
bejeweled is about a futuristic war against terrorists?
Ghosts n Goblins
Yes.
yeah
I can see why you'd say that but no. theres magic
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start
It's not bejeweled. series recently got a "sequel"
Its Farcry, but this is more fun
>bird is jerk
>bear is nice
Forgot to green text this one.
>Some little fucking asshole kidnaps all the bugs
Bejeweled 2
RPG
Main Antagonist loses stronghold
New antagonist takes over
Protagonist and friends help antagonist get stronghold back
Banjo Kazooie was already posted
>the cow really isn't important
>it's just a cow
Each planet had some similar enemies, and a couple new ones with new challenges. Gravity changed every planet that you went to, and the most expensive podship you could buy was not really the best.
Banjo kazooie
SHES KILLING ALL THE BEES
No mans scam?
Earthworm Jim.
Star Wars Episode I: Racer
still no. not bejeweled but does involve colored rocks
>work at a booth checking out naked people
>everyday the line stretches to the horizon
>get paid per person you check out
>occasional terrorist with bomb strapped under balls.
>Shoot the fucker in the head
SMRPG
papers please
Glory to Arstotzka!
glory to arstotzka
>saves the bears
>kill the ants
>dog has rockets
Skyrim or any Elder Scrolls game
I think we are talking games around thirty years old. But, I would be lying if I said I did not immediately think of this game when I saw No Man's Scam.
> "It's just like that great game gamers love!"
> It's bad
>Spend the whole game grinding loot
>reach the end of NG
>realise it's all useless
>start using your special abilities instead
>become heavily reliant on telekinesis/elemental damage
>NG++ Oh fuck I dont do damage again.exe
>love/hate relationship with a robot
>dubstep
>series has apparently been blessed by Gabe
jet force gemini
Fallout 76
Whut? No. Not even.
yooka laylee
mighty number 9
Warframe?
borderlands?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
hunting with dad
find out dad isnt real dad
spend rest of time finding your real ancestry while getting revenge for your adopted father
yep
yes
Team Fortress 2
Duke Nukem Forever? Nuts and Bolts? Starfox Adventures?
applicable but not exactly.
nope
first one, but both work
i loved that game as a kid
Well done, comrades
>get mech
>plot revolves around music
yes!
its why i have a rare logo tattoo
>Run around in almost like a wetsuit type of garment
>There's a lot of chain link fences you go through
>Not much ammo available
>Some black guy with a pony tail hangs around me
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
>jump
>pick up stuff
>axe but it do nothing
>bosses suck
i wish it was more popular. no one talks about it
Nope
but watch callmekevin play that game almost made me shit my pants laughing
contra: hard corps?
> game where you give ghosts the succ