ITT: anons poorly describe video games. Other anons guess

>Dog wants a flower gf
also
>Kick, punch is all in the mind

FF7

Nope.

> Be shape
> Be long
> get together with friends and disapear
> repeat but faster

>autistic face
>good music and story
>terrible fanbase

OoT Deku Tree?

>rape with your pixel dick

Athena
FF:Crystal Chronicles
Warhammer

Custer's Revenge

> (You)
>Athena
No

tetris

Undertale?

>yankey tentacles
>blue lasers

I'll describe it in six words
> every day's great at your junes

impressive

>red
>lots of red
>lots of asians
>sequel was shit

yeas

no, but same console and also a jrpg

not warhammer

All that comes to mind is Day of the Tentacle.

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Server with no rules. Post whatever you want!!

gore

loli/shota

cp

etc..k

parappa
> i've been working since my mama was a bay

Round 2:

>Skateboarding
>Wild'NOut on Everything

custers revenge, that chad has 3 pixels

>two friends, an elven slut, an innocent girl with big tits and an old pervert (plus possibly a loli ninja) save the world
>also, time travel

>get stuck in town
>get stuck in mall
>weapons keep breaking
>swing bat, breaks
>swing wrench, breaks
>drive car, breaks
>zombies

10/10 user

Dingdingding

>be me
>be alex
>brother's dead
>have nightmares about it

Left 4 Dead

>i dont care anymore by phil collins: the game

Punch-out

>some pink ass squid aliens
>NYC
>???
>profit

dead rising

>thief
>time travel
>meeting with family

>be edgelord
>play MMO
>develop a jojo-esque stand
>best friend is a villain

>fuck yeah SCIENCE
>thunderstorm fucks shit up
>RUN RUN RUN OH SHIT JUMP
>find alien bro
>lasers

Out of this World (or Another World)

sly cooper
the tmnt beat em games

Correct

yep!

throw smelly balls to get good pictures instead of catching them

>climb
>kill hot dogs
> step on shit to win

pokemon snap was already on here

Pokemon snap

>stuck in a big cold circle

>life is shit
>magic
>things are going pretty fine
>NO THIS IS WRONG THIS IS NOT REAL
>destroy the world, back to step 1

>why is it gotta be the white guy that punches the black guy in the intro?

Life is Strange

>Traveling across the land protecting and orphaned child that will only grow up to leave endless numbers of my kind at the bottom of a hole

earthbound

nope

Burger Time.

>kingdom dying
>little guy with sword
>pissed off moth

No idea what this is but i feel like ive played it before

Ocarina of Time

>Battle Royale between omnipotent, immortal leaders

>our so called leaders prostituted us to the west

That undertale sequel?

Nope

Mortal Kombat

Custer's Revenge

Nope

Sorry didn't see it OK have at you

>green baddie kidnaps your sister to be young again
>you must play Disney's trivia over a monopoly board before the final battle
>at the end you find out you forgot to pick two big eggs and a hard and cold key

>save the world with some weird cloud man who never appears in any other game

Banjo kazooie my dude

you probably have, it's a classic
i'll add a big hint
>people get drunk on a boat

Banjo kazooie

Burgertime

nawh, i thought it was more obvious

Banjo Kazooie

Baulder's Gate

Mario RPG, the legend of the seven stars

kek

super mario rpg
Banjo kazooie

>crash
>7 man
>to many Asians
>walking home

Wizards and Warriors

>I'mma eat all dis candy XD
>fml I fell in a pit

Street fighter 2

no

A wife murderer in low visibility weather

Correct

lol correct

Uhh Xenosaga?

I'll add a few hints
>Orange goo
>chasing 3 seals

> violent gang kidnaps friends
> fucks with your ride, you crash
> boss hides his bitches at the pool
> you shoot his brains off

>meet some girls
>talk
>they all die

you know why, nigger

Silent Hill 2

nope

yep

what are you, a fucking idiot?

Okay, I guess this is too vague
>game features real-world people

Finally someone gets it!

The one no one ever gets:

>Satan's blood on your cheek
>one armed glass

Zelda?

Correct

>some monster brings you to a weird place
>your friends are there, but refuse to help you

civ?

Bionic Commando

Wizards and Warriors

Nope

Incorrect, look at the other clue

I must help a chef bake a basic cake
The divine beings of creation itself have awoken
Must save world with the help of god juice

>Blind old lady tricks you into killing her old coworkers

Paper Mario

kotor

nope

>undertale pacifist route: the musical

Good job

Finally a WinRAR!

totally not saiyan saves the world from his older brother with the help of his gf, a tinman, Minnie mouse, an orphan loli, an ex bouncer, a magic puppet and a frog eater, then they must fight the embodiment of nothing who likes star wars

shit I never wouldve thought someone would do civ

>Ride a motorcycle
>Customizable tracks
>Overheat

Excitebike

i don't think flutter of birds had a game, so i guess life is strange?

lesser loved sequel to a famous game that, in recent history, has received numerous game awards

Chrono trigger

chrono trigger/cross?

>Go shoot some ppl for us bang bang
>lol now ur the one for shootn bang bang

>slide on ice
>get keys
>push boxes

Metro Exodus

Nope

nope, much older game.

hint, its a platformer

Ice Cavern (Ocarina of Time)

SMB2

>ride a motorcycle
>customizable tracks
>eat apples and die a lot

red dead redemption?

V: G&K + BNW is probably the most popular game I play nowadays

Damn, not Goku threw me off

nope. on pc

yep. you've got a knack for this huh

>old to new
>steam
>magic

its better than vi thats for sure

You got it

same

is it a dragon warrior/quest game?

>you can whip people to make them run faster

Hollow knight

What is this? I'm interested.

Here's a small clue
CC and this share the same console

Is this fate

Slave Simulator - Roblox

I'll add a hint.
>your memories play a big role

>robots
>evil leader robot
>woman escapes using gun

Psychonauts

A Pterodactyl enslaves sheep to construct machines of war to take over the world.

>the ride never ends

Got it

A terrorist with massive fucking tits punches an alien hybrid to death on the PS1.

Rollercoaster Tycoon

only thing i can think of is silent hill

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

portal

correct

Portal

>zeppelin
>ring
>lost group

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

nope,but now they share the same parent company

>You are to rescue the princess of a kingdom and there's a mushroom.
>(Not a Mario game)

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom?

>Teenager visits uncle.
>Cool sub.
>Kill monsters underground and in caves.
>Play giant keyboard.
>Get space waifu.

No sorry.
I'm trying to remain vague. I think this is quite guessable.

Star Tropics

>Helmet guy shoots space uggos

mother 3

Doom

>get raped by first enemy
>eventually rape it back
>get raped more by other enemies later on

Nope

>realistic horse balls

Dark Souls

Dark Souls 1

RDR2

Basically starwars, but steampunk with and a joker ripoff

Hollow knight

Shoot someone directly in the head. It misses.

>Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

XCOM

The only plus to VI over V is the OST. Good fucking GOD, it is gorgeous.

X-Com

>Search a planet for fuel and goodies.
>Buy new weapons and parts for ship.
>Do this on 13 different planets.
>Each planet gives piece for Super Ship.
>Assemble Super Ship and fight monster.
>You fuck up after winning and new ship goes boom.

>four space dudeguys
>work together to kill aliens and robots

> futuristic america fights a terrorist organization lead by a biblical figure

Yup.

yeah

FTL

yup

isnt it sad this got guessed right away

Parasite Eve.

gay Jesus kills you to use you on one of his gambling games, in there you meet not Jessie and James from pokemon and your main enemies are bad sounds

Fallout

xcom

Good job

Final Fantasy 9

Nope.

Cuphead

nope.

I still love it though

Hint: Game had two names, and was not well received.

Kingdom Hearts

Finally, correct user
Nope

Parasite Eve

To be fair, its been that way for 25 years now.

Move the knights, get a prize

>Be a doctor
>Feed carrots to gremlins
>Use red and blue pillars to move and crush enemies
>Defuse dynamite

Ooh, I've got another!
>Holy shit, that's a lot of DLC!

>Kingdom Hearts

No

Stellaris

Dr. Mario

shit, thats impressive

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Hint: EA

Shovel Knight

doesn't that make it worse

obscure or well known?

>old to new
>magic
>steam
>zeppelin
>ring
>lost group
>all seeing grandma

Nope.
Hint: A majority of the game world is based on real-life locations

It could also be Fallout new vegas

Probably, but also been known for that long

>guy with perfect vision still wears glasses

>Be short thin thingy.
>Eat lots of bouncing ball thingies to become long thingy.
>If you weigh enough, you get to pass.

Benny didn't miss.

Some little fucking asshole kidnaps all the bugs

No

that train sim on steam?

Snake, Rattle & Roll

Not too obscure, it was released in UK and US. The company is very, very well known.

LoZ:OoT

snake?

Yup.

Duke Nukem

Yep. A bit of an unconventional choice for this, but whatever, I had fun with it.

Loved playing that game as a kid.

Evil bee stole every book in the world to get your golden one. A snake inside trousers teach you use your mouth as a sonar and your tongue on hot things

Bejeweled

got more hints?

> "You must quickly save the world!"
> spend hours collecting plants

Good guess, but no.

nope but good guess

Resident Evil

bejeweled is about a futuristic war against terrorists?

Ghosts n Goblins

Yes.

yeah

I can see why you'd say that but no. theres magic

Truth is... the game was rigged from the start

It's not bejeweled. series recently got a "sequel"

Its Farcry, but this is more fun

>bird is jerk
>bear is nice

Forgot to green text this one.

>Some little fucking asshole kidnaps all the bugs

Bejeweled 2

RPG
Main Antagonist loses stronghold
New antagonist takes over
Protagonist and friends help antagonist get stronghold back

Banjo Kazooie was already posted

>the cow really isn't important
>it's just a cow

Each planet had some similar enemies, and a couple new ones with new challenges. Gravity changed every planet that you went to, and the most expensive podship you could buy was not really the best.

Banjo kazooie

SHES KILLING ALL THE BEES

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No mans scam?

Earthworm Jim.

Star Wars Episode I: Racer

still no. not bejeweled but does involve colored rocks

>work at a booth checking out naked people
>everyday the line stretches to the horizon
>get paid per person you check out
>occasional terrorist with bomb strapped under balls.
>Shoot the fucker in the head

SMRPG

papers please

Glory to Arstotzka!

glory to arstotzka

>saves the bears
>kill the ants
>dog has rockets

Skyrim or any Elder Scrolls game

I think we are talking games around thirty years old. But, I would be lying if I said I did not immediately think of this game when I saw No Man's Scam.

> "It's just like that great game gamers love!"
> It's bad

>Spend the whole game grinding loot
>reach the end of NG
>realise it's all useless
>start using your special abilities instead
>become heavily reliant on telekinesis/elemental damage
>NG++ Oh fuck I dont do damage again.exe
>love/hate relationship with a robot
>dubstep
>series has apparently been blessed by Gabe

jet force gemini

Fallout 76

Whut? No. Not even.

yooka laylee
mighty number 9

Warframe?

borderlands?

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

hunting with dad
find out dad isnt real dad
spend rest of time finding your real ancestry while getting revenge for your adopted father

yep

yes

Team Fortress 2

Duke Nukem Forever? Nuts and Bolts? Starfox Adventures?

applicable but not exactly.

nope

first one, but both work

i loved that game as a kid

Well done, comrades

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>get mech
>plot revolves around music

yes!

its why i have a rare logo tattoo

>Run around in almost like a wetsuit type of garment
>There's a lot of chain link fences you go through
>Not much ammo available
>Some black guy with a pony tail hangs around me

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

>jump
>pick up stuff
>axe but it do nothing
>bosses suck

i wish it was more popular. no one talks about it

Nope
but watch callmekevin play that game almost made me shit my pants laughing

contra: hard corps?

> game where you give ghosts the succ