What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to you?

What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to you?

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One morning when I was taking the usual wake-up piss, I looked down a big black ant crawled out of the tip of my dick.

No it didn't faggot

I exist.

Some thot (7/10) tried to pick me up at the gym. She fucking smelled like a skunk.

I threw a large stone into the air and it landed on a tree branch

So once i was loking out my window nects to my brother and i closed my Is then saw a flashing lite then i time travled 8 fucking hours

Were you there to see?

I fuked ye mum and she did cum

Shooting this video

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I was masturbated by a alien. Pretty sure they kept my sperm to further the alien/human hybrid master race.

I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep when I
heard a voice as if someone standing over me
say "Hi!". I was like 13 and it scared the fuck.

what

how do chicks react to this videos when acting? I've seen quite a few of those videos and they are awesome tbh

Jackpot get

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Jokes on you she just got done smoking a fatty

I was the 3rd shittiest basketball player in our year at highschool. Each year we held a competition between the school groups (our achool system divides all students from a year into several groups, they stay together more or less for all classes). Our team was the weakest one and we were losing like hell to the eventual winners. I came on as a sub and in the last minute just tried to give it a go from like 10metres, because I was shit at dribbling and never learned to dunk it.

I actually scored and everyone cheered. It was the happiest moment of my high-school life.

I'm happy for you but at the same time I pity you so there you go

Nice dubs.

No, she didn't smell like pot, she smelled like a construction worker under the sun by 4pm

when i was around 6 - 8 years old i have been visited by gray aliens for some time. they asked me things about everyday life. they looked terrifying.
pic related.

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One time I had a dream I couldn't move

Had a nde
Fell into a pool as a kid
Remember watching from above as my body was underwater and my dad dived in

>Working as an on-call engineer in UK
>One night driving back home (still 100+ miles to go) I have to pull over to have a piss
>park up by some bushes next to a public phone box
>Taking piss
>Phone box starts ringing. weird.jpg
>Walk back to car - think fuk it and just answer the phone
>other end of phone is Sam who works at our head office: "Hi user just checking you got the jobs done ok this evening?"
>Thefuck.cnt?
>"Sam what are you doing calling me on a phone box that I just happened to be passing - is this a joke"
>"What do you mean, user? I'm calling your mobile (cell)!"
>"Nope my mobile is in the car. you just rang me on a public telephone box and I'm in the middle of driving home"
>Sam: "Oh wait, user. I didn't call your mobile number I just dialled your employee number by mistake."
>Coldsweat.png
>We still can't believe how the fuck the universe isn't playing games with us.

bs

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>botnet tracks your location and routes the call to the nearest public phone

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>be me
>get spider man game on my game cube
>mom calls me to front yard while I am playing
>head out there
>she points out a UFO flying over our front yard
>proceed to go back in to play my game

in hindsight I should at least watched it fly off or something

There's no way this is real. You are full of shit aren't you?

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Probably when a guy took a shit on the streets of Rome in front of me when I was 8 years old

>then who was phone?

i have seen a ufo similar to pic 3 years ago
silent passing overhead

kek

I saw sometjhing strange, Something I’ve never seen the likes off ever again. On a cold january morning in the middle of Norway. In the pitch dark on an open field. Around 2006 as I was walking to and waiting for my school buss in the sub zero temperature. I saw an orb of light, Purple pink. Flash into being at three separate locations around me. It was the size of a watermelon.

I remember getting on the Buss asking the poor Buss driver if he’d seen any strange lights.
I’m sure there is a perfectly natural explanation but I’ve yet to find it.

I seen ufo on my way to the hotenanny
Scared the bejeez out of my horse

>1998
>14 yrs old
>southern CA
>mid summer, no school
>hanging out with friend dustin
>go outside
>group of 30 people gathered staring at the sky
>look up
>roughly 15 lights in the sky moving fast in different directions
>keep going diagonal, up , down
>we all watch for a bit

>go inside
>watch his fat mom play bubble bobble for hours

Heyy!...he was behind of this...?

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I took the last can of nestea out of the fridge when I was a kid and went downstairs put it down answered the door and then it was gone and I found it in the fridge and I was the only one home so it was reptile jews

I once put down a PlayStation controller and when I wanted to pick it up again 5 minutes later I couldn't find it. Never found it since, it just disappeared.

If dubs I’m psychic
Interwebs says it’s angels.

When I was 12 I was on a trip and had to stay in a hostel. One of the nights I was lying in bed and staring at the ceiling. A face appears which looks angry. Scared the fuck out of me. To this day I have no idea what it was, could of been my imagination and mind messing with me idk.

Did the time travel fuck up your spelling?

What is a public phone, you liar?

eye fink it peroberly did

I was around 7-8 yrs. old when I was eating breakfast, then I got sick and threw up and was standing in the middle of my kitchen staring at myself standing in front of me.

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This happened to me too. Two years later I was diagnosed with full-blown schizophrenia

Ok electricians riddle me this. I was at home and found this 2cm long cilindrical metal bit with a dim red light on the tip, it produced light, no way a battery fits in there its diameter was maybe 3mm tops...it produced light for as long as I held it, I was like 6 i should've kept it, when i told my mom she said it was probably an electrician tool that went to my neighbors house. Its this minimal thing but still fucks with me

>On vacation w family few hours from home
>nobody left at home besides our dog
>were on our way home about 8pm or so, and stop at a rest stop for bathroom etc
>mom gets a voicemail sent to her cell phone from our house phone number
>shes legit nervous to hear it cuz why tf would our house phone call and leave a message to her cell
>i listen to it for her
>its a minute long voicemail that seems like theres subtle whispering in the background but silent otherwise
>WTFWTFWTF
>call neighbors to ask if any cars are outside the house that shouldnt be but they say nothing seems off
>eventually get home and nothing is wrong
>nothing ever came of it to this day

Usedta work as a prison guard in Japan in 88. Some tall ass foreign-looking kid just barges in and demands to stay in a cell even though he didn't commit a single crime. Odd, but I wasn't tryna get into a scuffle with that beast of a bod. Fast forward a day and i see this kid with a magazine, snacks and a beer can he just casually cracks open while his cellmates cower in fear; odd. This was alongside his milf of a mom just watching over right after getting shat on by her kid. This is where it gets interesting though. My gun just suddenly flies outta my pocket and into his hands where he proceeds to SHOOT HIMSELF and the fucking bullet stops in its place midair. At that point I just wanted him out but thankfully his British-looking grandpa and some Arab man in a robe came to escort him out. Most bizarre day of my life.

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>brother Pele's in the back
>sweet Zina's in the front
>cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
>suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind
>loud voice booming
>please step out onto the line
>Pele preaches words of comfort
>Zina just hides her eyes
>policeman taps his shades
>is that a Chevy 69?
>how bizarre

i found my penis

Checked and keked.

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>engineer in UK
>100+ miles

Underated

fuck this exact same thing happen to every gun I've ever owned.

I was waiting for a JJBA reference.
Wryyyy!

It was ball lightning.

Look it up on YT

this is more like some matrix or parallel universe shit. I've never told anyone because it's just bizarre but here goes.

>be me
>age 8 at the time
>be with dadm, going to Sonic in Memorial City near Houston
>get wacky pack n shit
>eating in car with dad, just talking
>suddenly hear the sound of tires screeching to a stop
>a loud crash followed not a second later
>dad drives car across median into adjacent office building parking lot
>a white foreign car (couldn't ID the make or model) is literally wrapped around an oak tree
>door is shut
>windows are up
>engine is running
>smoke is bellowing from it
>dad says not to get too close
>meanwhile traffic is going by like nothing happened
>no one else outside
>suddenly a guy comes out into the parking lot rollerskating
>skates by it like he saw nothing
>like he didn't even see us
>car sits there smoking
>no one around for 10 minutes
>dads cell phone is dead, couldn't call anyone
>we ended up leaving
>the car just sat there idling, wrapped around the tree door closed, windows up and everything as traffic flowed by
>it's as if nothing even happened

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>"responsible" gun owners be like

1. Was a kid maybe 5 years old, when the nice old man next door died. When playing in the backyard, as he walked up his back steps he'd always shout out hello. A few days after his funeral, I SAW HIM WALKING UP HIS BACK STAIRS. He turned and looked at me and smiled and kept walking.

2. My Father died in 2013. You know that weird time when you're falling asleep and most people think they are falling? I have vivid visions of my Father in every day life. Vivid enough to stop me sleeping for a few hours.

wat

>last year
>driving home from late night shennigans
>On I-96 three lane highway
>literally 3 a.m. on a tuesday
>look up and see light
>no behind me
>no one in front of me
>drive a couple mins, keep lookin at light
>isitfollowingme.jpg
>light gets brighter
>pass several long curves, object in same location
>no blinking red light, no green light, just big white orb
>literally stop in highway, not moving, staring at light
>completely beta, can't move, because scared
>say out loud "what the fuck is that?"
>light is few hundred feet above me, massive white light, not even moving.

As soon as I say out loud "what the fuck is that?" The light flashes so bright I almost have to look away. It had five asymetrical trails comming off it. (Very weird configuration.) Light disappeared. I am stopped on the highway, no one is around and I don't know what I just saw. I pull off the next rest stop and just sit in my car for like 45 mins trying to think of what it was. 20% sure it may have been a weird comet, 80% have no fucking clue what it was.

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What's there to kek about

no you dont faggot

was it pic related?

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>be me
>be short chubby asian lady
>friend asks to buy shoes for formal event
>ugh fine.wav
>decides to get her cheap flats
>goes to walmart
>walks through the door
>see in the corner of my eye someone moving toward me
>tall lanky man, kinda awkward
>walks up beside me
>man says *haaaahhhh*iiii
>wtf.jpg
>man essentially breathes on me to say hi
>gives polite smile
>zips and zooms as fast as short asian legs can

Not very interesting but it was the most awkward human interaction with a stranger i've ever had.

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he knows its not true because youre a tranny and no longer have a dick

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Nope. Smaller cilindrical rod, led on one end

>be 8 year old fag
>having sleep over with friend
>both in my room about 10 o'clock or so
>playing gaemcube
>both get tired and decide to go to bed
>shut lights off and lay down
>quiet for about 15 minutes
>all of the sudden entire room lights up with bright white lights
>no noise, no sound of helicopter (live in LA so heli's are common)
>light passes
>commence whatthefuckery.jpg
>wake up and slam some hash browns

prostate massager. you gay if you think you wanted to keep it

Thats crazy man, this happened many years ago now and ive always wondered if i have something like that

Solved

kek

>too young to know what a payphone is.
Isn't it past your bed time?

those are going to be some useless fucking hybrids

Imagine being so high you hallucinate about the moon

U r retartet

This?

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I was like 7 years old and playing original doom. I turned off the game and heard a the pig grunting noise after the game was closed. I ran the fuck downstairs as fast as I could.

Also, I woke up in the middle of the night one time and looked up. There was a hole in my ceiling and a devil looking creature looking down through the hole at me. I was terrified and closed my eyes until I went back to sleep.

I think doom fucked me up.

When I was 13 a man who looked to be in his 70s just came up to me and tried to shove his hand down my pants in plain daylight, my friends were all there too.

I pushed the guy away and he just walked away without saying a word.

I threw a giant boomerang at a cactus at night.

I wanna see your tits.

That’s the best tasting pussy bro...you missed out

what the fuck i just posted this same story........

No, something like this. I'm aware it kinda looks like a match because i cant draw, it's not. the grey bit is metal rod, red is plastic light

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same, i just posted my story about it too

When I was a wee lad in middle school, I came home after getting off the bus. It wasn't uncommon for my mother to get home shortly after I did, so I never questioned any noises in the house when I was home alone. I remember being in the pantry looking for something to eat when I heard her come.inaide, shut the door, put her keys on the hook, and then walk through the house. I heard her put her lunch bag on the counter and I turned around to say hi but she wasn't there. No one was there. The front door was still locked, her keys weren't on her hook, and she actually came home 20 minutes later. I don't know who or what I heard..

Surviving the abortion

What in the fuck, Yea Forumsrother, you are like the real life Riddler.

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>be me
>be 12 or so
>boy scout camp, we're sleeping in tents in the winter
>it's late at night
>put out fire, take a piss, change clothes, lie in sleeping bag
>blink
>it's morning
>wat
>check my digital watch, it's like 9 am
>i know the "you fell asleep you fucking retard" meme is a thing but seriously
>there was no period of me trying to fall asleep or trying to wake up, literally felt like i blinked and then woke up
>wasn't particularly tired or cold or anything
>only ever happened that one time, never been able to replicate it before or since

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_telephone_box

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i was falling asleep at a friends house and right before I could enter the first phase of sleep, i woke up blowing a raspberry. My friend was sitting in a chair watching tv and just looked over at me and had a confused look on his face.

Wasn't high because don't do drugs, wasn't drinking because had to drive long way home.

checked

yeah, so what of it?

Faggots.

i've seen a lot of weird shit, but i believe in none of it.

when i was about 7, i saw a fairy like in the picture. i'm sure it must have been something else, and it went by fast, but it looked very much like that pic, and i can remember seeing a human-like body with arms and legs and head like a human.

i've also had missing time. i was on a school trip, and my friend and i were walking back to the hotel. we saw the hotel right in front of us, and then suddenly we were in a store as if nothing had happened. when we came out of the store, we were several blocks away from our hotel and had no idea where we were.

also, once i saw three large lights dancing around in the sky. it was cloudy and at night, and the clouds were hanging low, and right above the clouds there were three large lights moving in what looked like random patterns. i have no idea what it was. a few days later what looked like a grey alien at the corner of my eye, but when i investigated it, there was nothing there.

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>be monster under the bed
>can't go out during the day because of monster stuff
>lonely as fuck
>not even evil
>see some guy sleeping on top of the bed
>maybe we can be frens
>I'll just try not to scare him, just say "hi"
>get out that night
>lean over
>say Hi
>guy is scared shitless
>I get scared shitless
>hide under the bed for the next 100 years
>foreveralone.png

I still wanna see your tits.

Sleep paralysis is useful for OBEs

I was eating at Wendy's in West Hollywood when someone came up from behind, reached over my shoulder, and stole one of my fries. I looked up, and it was Bill Murray. After he ate it, he looked me dead in the eye, and said 'Nobody's gonna believe you' and walked away..

that is the weirdest? OP asked for weirdest. Not happiest. Not proof of how pathetic your life is.

Did it look like thing inside bolt?

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youtu.be/SU0Er8goVLs

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Probably. what is it?

You touched this with your hands?

saw a roadkill racoon with a party balloon tied around its neck the other day.

To this day I still have no idea what to make of this.

>Be young teen
>Sleep on bunk bed above older brother
>He'd often get up before me to go to work
>Wake up during the night
>Room is super dark
>Lean over the side of the bunk
>Brother standing next to bed
>He has his hands on his side like super man
>He's smiling and staring right at me
>I say something like "wtf you doing"
>He doesn't move
>Tell him to stop
>Still posing and smiling
>Kinda spooked
>Put my hand out to slightly hit him
>Hand goes through him like a ghost
>Aw hell no
>He is still standing there smiling
>I shit bricks and go under my duvet cover
>Just hide there, freaked out until I eventually fall asleep
>Wake up the next day and ask him about it
>He says he has no idea

I am certain I put my hand through some kind of ghost of my brother. But being young and retarded, fuck knows what my brain was doing. The thing that makes this an even weirder experience is that I went to sleep pretty quick. If that shit happened to me today I'd have jumped out the fucking window.

I don't know if it was that, it was on its own didn't have the black thing

>> September 2017, Fort Worth, TX
am
>>Chilling in the backyard smoking a cig, basking in the after glow of acid trip
>>A white light suddenly comes flying out of the northern sky, moving FAST, then jolts to a stop in the sky, west of my house, probably about 45° on the y axis from the horizon in relation to my viewpoint (best way I know to word it)
>>Two more come flying in, one from the southwest, one from behind me from the East, they group together in a triangle, about the size of qrtr in the sky.
>>I'm there just geeking the fuck out, like jaw agape
>>Close my eyes, "I'm just tripping," open em again they're still there, sloooowly rotating as a triangle
>>Watch them for 3 hours, just keep rotating
>> Go inside for water, come back out
>>They're gone and I'm left questioning the whole experience.

Only encounter I've ever had outside of DMT.

I've posted these on /x/ a few times. Stranger things have happened to me under the influence of drugs but I'm going to disregard those here.

>be me, a couple years ago
>staying with a friend's family for a month while I get my shit together
>buddy and i pass out watching TV in the living room
>wake up from a horrible nightmare- the only way I can describe is to say it felt like I was being pulled into another universe, and it felt real
>look over at my buddy who's fast asleep and THINK the words "is this the collective consciousness? at him, I don't know why
>still asleep, he smiles, nods, and says "yep"

>be me
>this also happened when I was staying at that house
>hanging out in the backyard smoking a cigarette with the dog
>suddenly a perfectly rectangular shadow appears in the middle of the yard
>it's... glitching... in and out of existence, like a video game bug
>the fucking dog is growling at it
>it stops

>be me about six months ago
>see a light cruising across the sky, like an airplane but it's no blinking
>"oh cool, a satellite"
>except it fucking freezes in one position in the sky for a solid five seconds
>as I'm taking out my phone to record it, it suddenly zooms at high speed out of my field of vision

I'm convinced we're living in a simulation of some kind.

>feeling tired I lie down on bed and fall asleep
>wake up later and feel out of it
>look down and my body is completely black and blue with bruises
>looks like I got worked over by Mike Tyson
>shoulder is broken, arm completely dead
>take taxi to hospital ER
>need emergency surgery to save my arm
>$40,000 in debt from medical bills

That is a vial of Hydrogen-3 thank God you didn't have any radical Deuterium on your hands, the results could have been devastating.

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I had something similar happened to me about 10yrs ago:
>lived temporarily in a trailer with girlfriend at the time
>I could have sworn that this can I called home was haunted
>girlfriend says I'm imagining things
>some nights I would wake up hearing footsteps in the kitchen and living room
>girlfriend blames it on the cat
>no fucking way a cat can reproduce the sound of footsteps
>one day I came home early from work, around 4pm
>GF is working a 2pm-10pm shift at her job
>decide to go to the our game room and spend the afternoon playing Halo 3 multiplayer
>an hour goes by
>playing in lone wolf and kicking ass
>suddenly I hear the front door in the living room open
>assumed the GF came home early or something bad happened that she returned home so early
>hear the door close and footsteps walking towards the kitchen and the sound of someone putting stuff on the kitchen counter
>be me, cant brake away from the game because I'm winning
>call out her name
>"Virginia?, baby why are you home so early?"
>get no response back
>"babe?"
>suddenly I hear the footsteps walking from the kitchen to the gameroom
>they stop just shy from the doorway
>"babe?"
>I start shitting myself thinking an intruder has broken in my house
>quickly dropped the 360 controller on the floor and reached for the gun I kept in the drawer of the lamp table
>I get up from the recliner and slowly walk towards the doorway
>I asked who's there?
>get no response
> shitting cinder blocks
>say fuck it and dashed to the hallway with the gun pointed
>no one fucking there
>slowly checked the entire house, room by room
>no one anywhere
>had enough
>I left the house and decided to spend the rest of the evening at a friends house until it was time for my GF to come home
>both friend and GF think I'm imagining things
>about a month later we move to a rented house
>never heard footsteps again

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>highschool
>night time
>driving around country backroad with friend
>we're talking about how it would be like to answer someone's prayer
>see pedestrian
>offer ride
>said she was praying we would pick her up

I went looking for it via reverse image search, tritium something, the thing on exit signs. Google says its green or white. It also shows keychains of it and speedometers. No way it emitted the kind of light the images show though, I wasn't even sure if it was emitting at the time or just somewhat reflecting.

Still, spooky.

It was a dream you fucking sperg moron

i believe it, you guys apparently have a shit ton of cameras out there don't you

This thread is spooking my Jimmy's.

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I would have came right there. Pheromones, Yea Forumsro.

I once got a call from a random number and when I answered, I heard nothing for a few seconds and then an automated female voice said "goodbye" and they hung up.

I actually made it through highschool without becoming an hero.

Hard pass buckaroo

It may have been.

But it was distinct from every other dream I've ever had. No matter how realistic a dream is, I can always tell that it was a dream once I've woken up.

That and I'm pretty sure at the time I did take a moment to check with myself if I was dreaming. Something is super fucky about the whole thing.

Or did you?

Eh, me and gf had something similar actually

>2016, summer vacation
>at a riverside wooden resort with friends
>me and gf have our own small separate room
>day 5, we go back to the resort except for two of our mates who remained in the town to drink more, one of them eventually comes home right after us
>he eventually comes home very drunk
>me and gf wake up hearing his heavy, drunkass footsteps on the wooden stairs
>I shit you not, our friend who came back earlier after us is standing right in front of us in his 6'7" glory
>"W-why are you standing there?" -me and gf asks him
>Doesn't move
>Drunkass friend is trying to get in, I blink a big one, turn on the lights
>Whoops, friend is gone.

Afterwards there was a small fight between the drunk friend and another friend so me and gf sort of forgot about our close encounter with that apparation. But I eventually brought it up and she clearly saw our friend too. Can't describe what happened there. It seemingly faded away because of the lamp light.

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time, I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonalds's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-Free!".

Now the staff greets me with "Hey, it's 3 for free!" and always give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant. I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush, but what a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

When i was abaout 11 years old, my best friend and me saw what we think is an ufo. It was pretty close to us, about 100-200 meters away. it made no sounds but my body vibrated like hell and then it was gone.

We both were confused af and didnt dare to talk about it.

Some time later i thought i got visited by extraterrestrials that operated the ufo and they told me stuff about humanity and so on, after that i hat what others call a imaginary friend who visited from time to time. At some time he said that i'm something special an my time will come... but could be imagination due to the stress of the sighting and just that age
(i never watched or heard anything about aliens at this time)

Fast forward to the age of 17
i got severe mental problems because of the things that happened and could not understand all of this, i talked to my mother about the sightings and the visit. Some days later when i was so stressed that i felt in to a catatonic state she randomly said that i'm special and my time will come.
Freaked me out.

From that time i got really depressed, last year i tried to kill myself, when i stood on a step stool to hang myself my door bell rang and it was my mother (she didn't know that i was in such a bad state) she cried and said its not the time yet.

after that i got into psychiatry by myself. I told them my story and they said i got severe depression and shizophrenia. Meds aren't helping and every day i'm wondering if i just imagined this whole shot and if not what all that means.

Sry for the wall of text and bad english

That happens to me every once in awhile. As I start dreaming it's usually people I know speaking normally but it just seems so loud and real like they're yelling in my ear.

Or as I'm falling asleep my body will randomly jerk and wake me up. Hasn't happened in a while but it used to scare the shit out of me. I never sleep on my back anymore.

?????

I saw a V-shape craft moving across the night sky. It was camouflaged with the night sky I know it was moving because I saw the outline was visible. Unfortunately I was the only one that saw this.

I had some strangers try to lure me out of my house in alien masks as a kid, turns out they were real aliens actually taking kids.

>To this day there are people still reporting them walking around in hoodies.
Literal alien hoods, wandering the streets of NSW.

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dropped my walkman on he bus after a fight with a drunken 18 year old, it was two weeks later same route and it was sitting there on the seat.

>Be me traveling home from my shitty night shift job
>About half way home always exhausted by this point.
>Eyes grow heavy head starts to slump. whoa almost run off road.
>Put on the radio can't remember song full blast.
>Head slumps again I look up to the horror of my engine coming through my dash
>Feel the steering wheel crush my chest and see and feel arm rip off as an embankment rips into my door
>Head slumps down as I black out from the pain I awake in my bed jump up and check my car it's in the driveway.

No Idea how I got home that night but I did impossible that I did O well go one with life.

HOLY FUCK WHAT A NIGHTMARE

6 Years later I'm painting my unborn sons room listening to old CD's stop to get a drink and the CD player stops the room gets real dark and ROB ZOMBIE's living dead girl comes on full blast drop my full glass on the floor IT WAS THE SONG FROM THAT NIGHT. Instant rush of pain feels my body I see black and pass out from the pain when I wake my wife finds me on the floor crying like a baby.

oh, and i've had sleep paralysis twice. first time a door opened up, and there was a really bright light, and the shadow of a person in the doorway. i tried to move, but i couldn't.

Sometime between ages 0 and 5 (1983-1988) in Minot A.F.B. in North Dakota.

> With my mom one night on base housing.
> In living room alone, standing somewhere on that carpet.
> Lean forward to look down.
> Carpet begins to warp into a whirlpool in front of me.
> Not disoriented, but I specifically remember it looking like some kind of carpet Whirlpool portal spinning slowly.
> A few seconds later it's gone.
> Tell no one.

What's worse is I've posted this before in two threads, and they were both deleted very shortly thereafter.

What's going on in Minot?

What the fuck happened?

I've had the feeling that I'm casually being watched ever since. Things have always seemed to fall into place at just the right time for me. Even when I didn't deserve it.

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Is there anyway that someone was messing with your family? I've heard of telemarketers faking local numbers

Spooky. NSW here also. came face to face with a yowie when I was a kid, also seen plenty of weird shit in the skies. Some areas of NSW like the piligas are known for paranormal activity but the state as a whole seems to get it alot, most people I talk to here have a story or 2.

that's weird

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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

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Doppleganger, bro. I looked it up.

Not weird at all. Everyone probably assumed you two called the cops and they were on their way. The driver was likely still inside, passed out. Or he got out and ran for it cus he was drunk or the car was stolen. The rollerblade guy obviously didn't want to be involved, and ignored it. I would do the same.

But people ignoring it is fine. Ideally this is what SHOULD happen. Instead of everyone slamming on their breaks and rubber necking.

Images don't really show how well it works though.. tritium gathers radiant light and focuses it. I have tritium on a lot of my guns. The shit does glow like an LED in the dark, it's very effective.

Getting jolted back awake after almost falling asleep is a very common thing. It's normal don't let it concern you.

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Ahh lmao

What if I said please..?

>be 16
>laying in bed with my dog
>in my room which is on the second story of my house
>hear a knock on my window
>literally how
>dog starts shaking and barking at window
>don't want to get up and see what's behind the curtain
>a few moments later
>knocks on my second story window again
>now I'm freaking out
>no knocks after that
>don't sleep that night

I also have another one

>be 14, at my cabin in the middle of the woods with my dad
>it's about 1:00 am
>dad is sleeping, I'm reading a book
>hear a loud yell, like a man screaming at the top of his lungs
>doesn't sound far off
>keep in mind we're 8 hours away from the nearest town
>spooked.avi
>swear I heard loud snaps and bangs in the yard outside of cabin a while after
>also don't sleep that night

Tell me about the yowie!!

Radioluminescent somethings. Tritium in a glass vial with a phosphor coating on the inner surface of the glass.
Beta radiation excites the phosphor and produces light. They stay lit for years without recharging or anything.

youtu.be/zCGTNArwJ0s
maybe?

Also experience life falling into place for me, opportunities falling in my lap. It's just your thoughts manifesting user, you have great psychic gravity.

Yeah, but at the gym. Cut her a fuckin' break.

Growing up, I remember seeing a light colored shadow in the vague shape of a person in the corner of my room. I told my mom about it, she couldn't see it but said it was my guardian angel. I took that as truth (I was maybe 6-7 at the time). As I grew up, it started to get darker and seemed more malicious. By the time I hit puberty, it stopped showing up. When I was 15 or 16, it started to come back- but it came.into my.room through the doorway, instead of appearing in the corner. And it was jet black. And it had weight and mass; it made the floorboards creak, had to turn the knob and open a door. It would stand at my bed and I felt it looking at me. No features, just a blank silhouette. Then it started to show up with more individuals. They would just stand around me and stare. It happens about once a month now, and I'm 30.

The screaming is probably a fisher cat homie.

Yeah, wildcats sound like women. And coyotes sound like laughing children.

That's rape.

Damn this reminds me of a weird one too
>be about 4 or 5
>would always hear tapping on my dresser in the night, scared to sleep
>go to moms room, sneak in bed with her
>having a dream I assume, I'm all the sudden standing in my living room,
>not 100% sure I'm dreaming, I walk back to moms room
>that's when it happened
>I was watching myself sleeping in bed with my mom and sisters
>freak the fuck out
>wake up
>but I'm in my own bed

>>Like laughing children
Bruh what is wrong with your kaiyotes?

>be me
>the year? 2016
>deployed in Afghanistan
>look up into the night sky
>no shit there it was, similar to pic related
>bummed out feels bcz no one will believe me
>still talking about it

Nigga they don't always howl. They chitter and bark too.

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Once I was sitting alone watching TV and felt something on my arm. I looked down and saw three drops of fresh blood on it. I was really surprised and instinctively looked up. Obviously there was nothing there. I hadn't coughed or sneezed or anything that could have produced them. I got up and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror and I wasn't bleeding from anywhere. I went so far as to take my shirt off and couldn't find the source. To this day I have no idea where they came from

Did you ever tell your dad?

I saw a UFO at the function.

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There was no way it was a fisher, I've heard them before. It sounded like a 6'6 black guy on steroids yelling. It had base like a bull and was extremely loud

You're probably not here anymore,but just in case.. guy or girl? That's hilarious also

Where? Plz tell moar

Yes, my dad is half native and he keeps telling me it's the bushman. What ever the fuck that is, I think he means bigfoot

I'm going to need more context here.

Once when I was about 8 I stayed at my aunt's house & slept in her spare bedroom. I hated sleeping in the dark and in silence so I turned on the tv. Even at it's lowest volume it was too annoying so I finally turned it off. Couldn't sleep, felt like something was at the foot of the bed but too dark to see. Decide fuck it and sleep with the covers over my head. Start to drift off then feel something pulling the cover off my feet. Never told my aunt because she's super religious and wouldn't believe me anyway.

Another time I was in middle school my mom and my brothers came to stay with me & my grandparents. I had two small bedrooms connected by one empty doorway. Me & my oldest brother were sleeping in one room while my mom and younger brothers slept in the other. I woke up right before my alarm went off, sat at the edge of the bed and was relaxing. I look over through the empty hallway into the other room and see a tall black figure of a man standing there. He quickly disappears and I spend my whole school day trying to figure out if it really happened or not.

I saw this exact thing one night with multiple people. And now im seeing this.

Wtf, anons help spook nigger user with spook nigger plz. It'll at least make me feel better if you help. Have you tried yelling at them?

Fuck. That.

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It probably happens more, I just don't remember it. And my GF says I sometimes cry and fight against stuff in my sleep, it's always on the nights I have a 'visit'.

>be 8 years old
>have an imaginary friend
>he tells me his name is danny 300
>danny 300 gets mad when I tell my family about him
>tell dad one time
>danny 300 knocks a lamp off the desk
>dad seems freaked out but says it must just be the wind or something
>one time danny 300 convinced me to go stand on the highway
>mom runs out and grabs me, pulls me off road just as a transport was coming
>fast forward a few weeks
>danny tells me I must get my sisters nail polish immediately
>tells me I have to paint the mirrors black
>i ask danny why but he won't tell me
>i do it
Never seen him again after that. I remember it looked like a tall, skinny boy with black eyes

You poor bastard. That's messed up.

> "... What's worse is I've posted this before in two threads, and they were both deleted very shortly thereafter
..." ;

..... most threads here on Yea Forums get "deleted" (pruned) fairly soon after the last post in the thread has been posted; especially if lots of new threads are being started, thus pushing the older threads off the board.

This thread, however, is still up and running a whole hour after your post.

Next time, you will be telling us how weird it was that a thread that you posted your story in wasn't deleted as quickly as threads usually get deleted, and that made it even worse.

scratch that, I was younger. Probably 5 or 6

Also when I was in high school, I woke up around 2 am for no reason. Then I started to drift back to sleep but I'm woken up to the sound of a little girl giggling right outside my window. I convinced myself that it didn't happen and go back to sleep. A week later I'm getting ready for school one morning and my grandma asks, "are you ready?" Then as I reply, "yeah, I'm ready," I hear the voice of a girl over my own saying the exact same thing.

Nothing weird has happened since then besides occasional deja vu. I don't think I'm crazy but when I was younger I used to get extreme deja vu and I used to hear people calling my name when nobody was there. I also always hear a humming sound which I used to think was electricity but I think I just have tinnitus.

Preliminary shizo-effective disorder. Do NOT smoke weed. Easy on the stimulants. In your head kid. Nothing even military grade can harness and focus the energy needed to “open portals”.

Literally just a laser pointer, fag

Hol up. There's not enough nail polish in a bottle to paint a whole mirror, let alone more than one of them.

The realization that no matter what I do I am unable to kill myself

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No I actually found that reassuring, thank you.

Worse things happen.. I'm not gonna cry about it.

I mean, I've tried. Tried crying. It doesn't stop. So I've accepted it, that this is gonna be my life, and that makes it easier.

Honestly i have tons but one that among some others that i still fucking wonder about and happened twice was that
One night as i was about to fall asleep, as my eyes are starting to shut, i see this fucking tiny glowing pea sized shiny gold orb just randomly appearing just in front of my door and it moved a little when all of a sudden it disappeared
A sudden surge of adrenaline kept awake for a lil while after that
Same fucking thing happened maybe a month or two later but i had moved in another room for rent
This time i saw it way closer and i still cannot explain that fucking shit

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Old fag

>babysitting my 6 year old cousin
>he would also say and do freaky shit
>one time we were in the basement playing with lego
>i go upstairs for a piss, come back down
>as I'm walking down the stairs I hear my cousin talking to someone
>he's laughing and literally having conversation with someone
>i get down to him and ask who he's talking too
>he tells me the boy standing next to me
>nope the fuck out of there, tell him to come upstairs with me

>babysitting him another time
>everything goes normal, nothing to spooky this time
>the night comes, I'm sleeping on the couch and he's in my bed
>comes and wakes me up around 3 am
>I ask what the fuck he's doing and why he isn't asleep
>tells me the face in the corner keeps making scary faces at him
>hell naw nigga

I'll try to remember more, he was a goldmine for freaky shit like that

She had lots of nail polish. I got a good beating for painting the mirrors black and using all my sisters nail polish

>Stranger things have happened to me under the influence of drugs

Ah yeah, think your drug use is unrelated to these occurrences? Hope youve gotten your shit together afterall

is this the alien human hybrid alex jones always talks about?

Deja Vu in the way that I had some 3-4 min to find out my friend and explain him what is going to happen next before it happened right I 'rememebered' it was going to happen. Memory was like remembering a dream but it was all misty and grey even when it really happened in bright daylight. There was one color in the memory. Blue. In the way it was all grey exept one blue item. It had sounds and I 'recalled' someone saying something that he said exactly with the words.

In all it felt like remembering a dream that had happened some 2-4 months prior that was playing out in the moment. Haven't believed in linear time since. Don't know what caused it, and I'm not religious.

moar please
children are goldmines for spooky shit

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That reminds me of a time when me and my GF were listening to lydard skinard backwards in windows sound recorder right when we got to, O my sweet Satan we herd the voice a little girl giggle. Freaked us out. Right after that she burst into tears and told me she had a miscarriage the day before and didn't want to tell me. I still have that recording put in storage some where in the garage.

Did you catch him on the Joe Rogan podcast?

I’m 47. Yep. I’ve been through so much and feel like 77. My memory is not good for reasons. I actually have trouble distinguishing if it some memories were dreams that I had or real experiences. Driving once when I was 19. Listening to music. Dusk. Feeling good. Out of my peripheral vision I see a mass laying right off of the road. Was it a dead animal? Was it a body? Three days later hear about a missing person. Months later I think I hear about a body found. This was way before the internet. I’m 19 and partying. No hard drugs. Where did they find the body? Did I drive by it? I’ve had “a few” situations like this. You don’t block it out you loose your sanity.

when i was about 7 i was with my babysitter on a swingset and we both saw 3 ufos above my backyard. i never told my parents and i asked her about it months later and she couldnt remember.

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Sometimes as a kid when I would play with my toys on the ground random berries would fall from the ceiling. This happend at more than one room and place too.

Deja Vu is basically a current experience misplaced in the brain to make it seem like it was already experienced. Neurological “hiccup”.

Woah oh my god you MIGHT have had a quick glimpse at dead body on the side of the road while you quickly drove by, that's horrific! you must have PTSD!

I saw the Phoenix lights back in 97, they were so much bigger than pictures make them seem.

Sarcasm? Neat.

You probably had a seizure in your sleep

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/26838296/

Military. Case closed.

Oh fuck off you whiny, melancholy boomer faggot

I know. Explain to me how I had enough time (3-4) to find my friend and explain him what was going to happen next before it started to happen right in the way I had said. How's that for a hick up?

I live in a major city in Australia, but one of the smaller ones, not too out there or wacky but it is a true story unlike the majority of shit on boards like /x/

>be me, walking up to a popular hiking trail with gf
>trail goes from the carpark upto and around a waterfall before continuing into a forest that leads to a popular viewing point for the city
>night time, pretty dark but the carpark is very well lit, few people around since its like a friday night
>making our way up, we pass the waterfall where the trail does a sort of U shape
>there is a sign before the trail leads into the forest about cleaning your shoes before taking the trail up (so we dont introduce seeds or spores into the forest)
>standing there with my flashlight on the sign reading
>Gf is behind the curve of the trail, out of sight at this stage
>at the edge of my flashlight, about 15meteres up the trail going into the woods i see the shape of a tall man, 6ft at least, with thick heavy clothing on with some kind of stripes on the arms and legs
>its pure while, super bright as if its been illuminated by something, not glowing but its super bright if that makes sense
>as im turning my flashlight to look at him directly (he was in the edge of my vision) my gf calls me
>my whole body TURNS as if someone took me by the shoulders and turned me towards her forcefully
>I see her
>IMMEDIATELY turn back to where he was standing and he is gone
>it felt like a powerful compulsion to turn
>my gf catches up and we walk slightly up the trail, she notices im a bit shooken up, not scared or anything just super confused
>"something weird just happened didnt it?"
>"lets go back"
>nope the fuck out of there

Ive done research and not much has come from it, it sort of looked like a fireman to me (we have bad bushfires here in australia) and it didnt feel evil or anything, it was just Super weird that I turned when i didnt want to, to look at my gf when she called me.

>Be me, camping with then girlfriend on some land that I own.
>It's in an isolated wooded area down a gravel road. There are only about seven cottages around it which are usually empty. I'm closest to the road entry.
>It was quiet like it always was, only a few cars went up and down that road each day and I could hear each one. No other sounds or activity.
>Decide to turn in for the night
>Suddenly live music starts playing. It sounded like it would coming from a bar with around 20 people. You know, like a large group. They were all yelling and cheering.
>It's coming from the property next to mine, but there's only a one room cabin on it and I don't even think the owners were up. I don't see anything through the woods, not even any lights and I'm not going to go check it out.
>Nope out for about an hour before everything suddenly stops and we finally go to sleep.

The next day, once again only a few cars came and went the whole time. No mass of people leaving. No other signs that there was ever a ton of people there.

>be 6
>wake up one night
>moonlight dimly lights up floor with matchbox cars scattered about
>one of them lights up the entire room like an LED torch
>can see everything in room
>light goes away

>mfw none of those toys had lights and bs a toy from 99 would even have a light like that on it.

alien scans bro

Went camping last year at a natural spring out on the plains of Colorado with some friends. Late one night we were drinking when we heard the screeching of some turkey buzzards which was creepy. I drank too much and passed out in the tent only to wake up later that night. There was an owl hooting real loud but the hairs on my neck were standing up. I had a feeling there was something around camp, I stayed up for 20min before going back to sleep. Early the next morning I had to take a shit so my friend drove me to the lakes out house. When I was in the bath room my friends saw a huge mountain lion sitting on the road staring at them before running off. This is a remote part of Colorado far from the mountains which makes it a rare sight.

Gen X kid. I hate boomers as well. Didn’t know there was an age limit.

>Boomer: The post

I'm entirely convinced that you're right and that its a giant recon aircraft that flies on the edge of space. It was most likely made in Nevada or Arizona and was doing a maiden flight to say goodbye to the probably thousands or tens of thousands of people who helped build it.

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Sleep myoclonus

ninds.nih.gov/Disorders/Patient-Caregiver-Education/Fact-Sheets/Myoclonus-Fact-Sheet

i feel strange. i swear i just fucking saw this picture. maybe i did?

Jesus fuck dude.. me too.

My brother works for Raytheon. The things he can’t talk about speak volumes. There’s no green men.

why would they take ur sperm

HAHAHAH

I fucked your mom after a Motley Crue concert. There is a chance that you are my bastard son.

My brother works for Crane in WepDev. He's the same way. All he says is 'I sign forms'. But he's a former Marine with 3 tours in Iraq and 4 in the 'stan, and is in the best shape of his life. Also goes off the grid every other month for 2 months at a time. Again, no word on what he does while he's gone.

I’ve seen too many. Most people never believe me. No point in trying to convince others but will share some if anyone is interested.

huh. wierd... ive got /r9k/,Yea Forums,/c/,/bant/,and /f/ open and i have no idea where i'd see that

Alright I remembered a couple more, it's been years though so it's all kinda faded.
This is one of the times he said something really weird
>be babysitting cousin
>same old shit, I sit around and watch play with toys
>build legos with him
>play some xbox 360 while he's on the carpet playing
>it gets late
>tells me he wants to watch a movie
>i put something on, we're sitting on the couch next to each other
>he goes from all smiles and giggles, to a dead serious stare
>looks deep into my eyes and says
>the babies are crying
>i ask him what he means
>he just says it again: The babies are crying
>freaked me out

And then there was this time
>We're with my parents and siblings
>just talking and hanging out
>the subject of him coming over and me baby sitting comes up
>parents ask if he likes it here and asks if I'm a a good baby sitter
>he says I'm a good baby sitter but says he doesn't like it here
>parents ask him why
>dead serious, he tells them it's because the tall men always watch him when he tries to go to sleep
>thoroughly spooks my entire family
To this day I still wonder what the fuck that poor kid was seeing

This

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kekekekek

Of course interested. Why even ask. Go.

thank you user

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Was just walking along the bushline on the edge of my property with my mate one day (I was about 7 yrs old) turned to look into the bush and it was standing right next to us just watching us, maybe only a few meters away. Ran away straight away, came back wasn't there. Weird thing was it was so still didn't make a sound at all. Maybe 8 foot tall.

The second half.. I know what that's about. I'm the shadow people guy from earlier in the thread.

Please share user

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Respect for your bro. Not bragging, mines an engineer. So, yeah. We’re actually not close for other reasons. Much of the shit is exaggerated. People need things to get excited about to get through life. I’ll say this, and it isn’t “news”, the whole UFO/green men deal was purposely created to distract from the military testing post WW2 to pre Cold War. It was a disinformation psych-ops. Then it became convoluted and people started thinking that the military was covering up alien invasion. This was actually an unintentional benefit as it just kept people caught up in conspiracy delusions as the military just went on with business.

Oh, I forgot. It actually sounded like it was coming from an area of woods with nothing on it and isn't connected to the road. Just a hundred acres of trees producing live music.

I assumed the sound must be bouncing from down the road because that was the most rational explanation.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

so what the fuck happened to you?

Holy shit that's creepy

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what the fuck

I’m standing outside your window right now.

Joining this hell server.

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Post whatever you want!

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etc.

Okay. While I was speaking with a buddy he heard a loud noise come from outside his place. We never figured out what caused that loud noise nor saw it ever again but it was certainly out of the ordinary. Pic related is what made the loud noise. It roared like a pissed off mountain lion and I could hear it as well. Honestly this is one is a real tricky mystery as to what it could be.

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hmm. I've always been curious about these "shadow people". I wonder if they're some kind of inter-dimensional being like the so called machine elves, and they could partially phase into our plane of existence, and observe us.

Went to a party in high school. Got really drunk. Next couple days at school all I heard about was the 3 girls I had sex with. Decent looking ones too (7s/8s). I don't recall ever having sex with them. They all claimed I did and they enjoyed it. One even bragged about the size of my dick. I have a normal sized dick. Pats on back from other guys. Kind of became popular for that semester. Made some girls despise me and others like me more. Thought they were all pretending and making fun of me for the longest time. Eventually just kind of went with it. Still have no idea what happened. Was a good ending to junior year.

Ironic.

On 9-11 I was outside talking with my neighbor girl from school when suddenly one of those planes with the satellite on the back flying super low flew over us. This was the same time there was not supposed to be any air traffic.

could you circle the part that we are supposed to see?
I'm having trouble.

Is it that white rectangular thing?

Are the black vans there yet?

Heheh. That’s the problem. There it’s hard to make the observation because the photo ridiculous. Honestly the last time I brought it up there was several possibilities.

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Just moved to Houston in the spring of 96. Out jogging late due to insomnia around 1 am in Sugarland.

I hear several Blackhawks and Apaches. I know exactly what I'm hearing, I worked on them in the Army. Suddenly I hear 3 heavy explosions. I know they are demolition charges. Then a rocket, AT-4 and explosion. Then a heavy exchange of belt fed gunfire and small arms fire.

The sound of a Blackhawk turning towards me, moving fast but slowing down, really low.. It scrapes the border trees of the golf course and jogging trail I'm on.. Holy shit, it's an emergency landing.

It sets down a bit rough, but intact. The pilot is badly injured, the birds been shot to shit. Right engine gone, servo control cluster above pilots tore up and burning, over a dozen bullet holes visible around cockpit. Whoever took them down knew their shit. Pilot has one in his right thigh. Copilot is shaking.. I open the pilots door, I yell at the copilot I'm a medic and I need his help to help the pilot. He nods, jumps out and comes around to help, he was already shutting it down.
We get him out, stabilize him with direct pressure on the artery. No other injury.

Another Blackhawck sets down, MH version, a bunch of guys come out. Ones a medic, he sees what I'm doing and we go to work, me telling him no other injuries and we get a tourniquet on.

He tells the others to get him in the other bird, they all get in pushing me back and close the doors, but don't take off. They signal me to go away. I go back to the jogging trail, covered in blood.

Sherrif deputies show up. They are freaked out and have no idea what's happening. They drew on me when they saw the blood. I explained my part.

News reports it was an unannounced training exercise on an abandoned school building.

>pseudo intellect posting without context
Explain, nigger. What's so ironic? educate me

Then also there’s something that I found deeper in the woods. It’s hard to see shit though.

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>be me, little kid laying in bed trying to sleep
>remember feeling very spooked about something
>hear a deep growl and a flash of bright light in my room but no helicopter or plane sounds
>the light illuminates everything even though I had a tree right in front of my window
>as soon as the light faded I hid underneath my covers shaking until I fell asleep.
>I didn't even want to get up and run to my parents room because I felt some alien presence in my room
>I know I wasn't asleep or dreaming because I remember being so scared and sweating before and after
>to this day I still believe aliens have visited me multiple times

Possibly. But more likely you’re high or mentally ill.

I don’t need to educate you. You seem to know what you’re talking about is all I’m going to say.

I'm not even saying they're real, not have I ever seen a "shadow nigger" I'm just saying what it might possibly be. Try not to suck so much dick time, faggot

I've never been too sure of them.. when I was younger, like I said, they just 'appeared' into my room. Now that I'm older, they have to enter my room somehow. I feel like they're feeding on/off me somehow. But I'm powerless to stop it.

I had a GF once, her aunt was a psychic medium. My GF tried to wake me during one of my spells, and she felt super cold all of a sudden; she looked around, and saw a black thing crouching next to the bed. She refused to sleep in the bedroom for the rest of the time we had that apartment. She finally convinced me to see her aunt, and we made the drive. I offered my hand to shake, out of custom, and as soon as she touched me, she recoiled like she was slapped. She immediately told me I had 2 demons and a ghost attached to me. One demon I had since birth, another demon was put on me by someone, and the ghost attached itself to me as I grew up. She told me one demon was very old, and the other was very powerful. But she didn't know which was which. She refused to try and get rid of them because they were too strong for her. And since I have no faith in God, she said I was on my own and the GF left me shortly after.

The shadow people still come though, their intent unknown, and I stopped fighting months ago.

Yep. There’s the dead body.

Ohhh. I get it now

Well I fucked that whole post up

Definitely mentally ill.

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Kek. There ain’t no dead body but there was definitely something. Just never figured out what.

They know that I’m not a threat.

Creepy as hell

Yeah, I made some typos, mental illness is confirmed.

Photoshopping user.

Ok that sounds like a load of fucking bull shit I'm not gonna lie

Possible multidimensional gate?

So China is pretty much just a nightmarescape of brutality and grinding machinery at this point.

Forgot image..

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>News reports it was an unannounced training exercise on an abandoned school building.
What do you think actually was happening? Did the Sheriff Deputies see the helicopters or did they just find you alone?

Yeah. And don’t question authority or die society.

I thought so too. But she described one of the faces of the demons, and I had seen the face before, as a child.

Same one with more blue.

Well you can believe that if you want but I know there was something because I heard the thing when I was around. It was loud, too loud. No veichles were in use that night either.

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Looks like an evil smiling face in the upper right corner if you focus on the blue colored blobs

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This can't be real. There's no way someone is this fucking stupid. She can't be so distracted by her phone that she's so unaware, and just up and walks into some kind of mechanical shop. Also the ending where she just calmly gets crushed by a car without even attempting to jump over it or get out of the way. But it is China, so you never know

I put a white outline on it.. I see a humanoid figure.

Eh. Flinch a bit. The nigger scares me more. Cuz niggers.

What's the face look like? The larping is entertaining

That’s funny because my buddy even said it was making a weird face.

No man, I'm varying the colors to try and tease a clearer image. Not discounting you.

Yep. All twisted and morphed faces of people’s souls.

They saw the choppers, went over and were told to get away from both aircraft by the heavily armed occupants.

It was no training event. Somebody got their card punched, but they gave as good as they got.

Ok.

She was probably drunk or had some mental health issues.

Dazed people wind up in strange places all the time, like that black girl that locked herself in that hotel freezer or that woman found inside a hotel water tower.

That particular image was focused on the trees because when my buddy took the photo the creature retreated into the woods.

Wider. Waaay wider than a normal persons face. Almost football shaped. The skin is dark, rough, almost like stone. Around the cheekbones, forehead, and jawline there were dark shiny extensions- think obsidian, or black feathers- and the eyes were dark sockets. It did not speak, merely looked at me. Or in my mind. I'm not sure, I can only recall it from fevered dreams.

I would cum so hard

there was nobody inside

Clearly a case of when the driver was an alcohol

hahaha so cute I would allow it

Ok. But there’s faces in the trees brah.

"Not too fun when you're on the receiving end, ain't it ET?"

>getting ready for work
>530am
>loud ass electric foghorn sounds coming from the sky
>goes on for an hour
>ground is shaking a little bit
>wtf man

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>I was browsing a thread like this on /b exactly this same day exactly 4 years ago when under my covers suddenly out of nowhere my balls itched as I reach down under the covers to scratch them I felt a hand hovering over my dick above the covers I felt its fingers slide across my hand as I reached for my balls. I threw the cover off knocking my laptop on the floor and seen the shadow vanish into the corner as the light from my laptop illuminated the wall.

You never heard any rumours about military engagement on domestic soil at the time?

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>ywn be a high class surgeon, paid millions upon millions to keep quite, examine and attempt to operate on an injured female alien after she crashed, just to shut the camera's off and slowly rape her tight alien pussy, then fill her with your seed as she's strapped to the table.

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Coincidental accidents like this are very rare but possible.

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I dunno man.. in the thumbnails, a figure is visible. But in the full size image, it's hard to tease it out. I'm on mobile btw.

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You’re a wizard aren’t ya bud?

Take it from me, an accomplished expert in coincidental accidents and the rarity of such

I have a couple. Try to make them brief

1: when I was around 10 I was sleeping and woke up to these like stinging pains. Almost like being poked with needles in different spots. I was groggy from waking up and a kid so I dont know now but I just tried to cover up the best I could until it stopped.

2: similar to the first one but i felt my bed shaking, like if 2 people were to be grabbing each side. Same defense as 1.

3: around 14 I was upstairs on my computer and below that room was our living room. All the sudden you would hear like someone was coming up and down the stairs periodically. My dad yells up eventually to quit it.
>wasnt me
It stopped after that.

4: I remember waking up scared one night around 13-14 and I saw a black like shape, it was darker than the room and when i saw it, it like flew across the room out the door really quick.

5: some friends and i were cruising a blunt and we all looked up and saw three red lights in a triangle, we all distinctly were like that's fucking weird, we drove a little further and turned around to get a picture and it was gone.

6: I was driving home from work after getting out at 3am and felt like I blinked and was like a mile down the road. Fell asleep at the wheel for the first time, not really bizarre but it was weird as shit to actually do it.

I'm sure there are more I cant remember.

My brother one time was working at a clothing store and he saw some frantic looking chick pacing around and she locks eyes with him, makes a b-line to him and says "hes coming, he wants you to have this." And gave him this little container thing with jesus's face on it and inside was different papers with different scriptures. Definitely bizarre

Just a bunch of screaming faces is all I see.

At least the kid made it

>couple
>brief

It still looks like something.

Could be because we are looking for something too, but it's giving me the Willie's all right.

>My brother one time was working at a clothing store and he saw some frantic looking chick pacing around and she locks eyes with him, makes a b-line to him and says "hes coming, he wants you to have this." And gave him this little container thing with jesus's face on it and inside was different papers with different scriptures. Definitely bizarre
How was the ass on her?

>Willie's all right.
Check your pants! Is your willy alright?