What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to you?

What's the most bizarre thing that ever happened to you?

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One morning when I was taking the usual wake-up piss, I looked down a big black ant crawled out of the tip of my dick.

No it didn't faggot

I exist.

Some thot (7/10) tried to pick me up at the gym. She fucking smelled like a skunk.

I threw a large stone into the air and it landed on a tree branch

So once i was loking out my window nects to my brother and i closed my Is then saw a flashing lite then i time travled 8 fucking hours

Were you there to see?

I fuked ye mum and she did cum

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