How does someone get so many followers on twitch and other streaming platforms like mixer...

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The real question is: why the fuck are people allowing others to get rich playing video games?
You've got to be completely retarded to sit around and watch people play. Is your life THAT fucking boring?! Seriously, the only fuckers watching that shit have no jobs, live with their parents, and have absolutely no plans to better their lives.

>why do people like other people
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>how do i get a job

The same way everybody else does. Nothing unique to the professional gaming world.

A good first step might be to stop eating cheetos and stop fapping to anime.

This nigger gets it.

Weak trolling is weak.
Come on, bro. You can do better than that. Try again.

>work 10+ hour days
>work

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Where do you live, Arkansas? How do you even have internet?

I'm not trolling, you autist. If you watch people play video games, I can guarantee you don't have a single dollar to your name, and you live off your parents paychecks. Or you're 13-15 and don't know any better

I'm guessing you've been in front of one camera, and it's your mom's

I live in philly, bitch nigger. Post a picture of your stomach, fat fuck.

>guarantee

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Nah, but your moms camera. Check on her phone, you'll see my 10lb cock on her forehead

I have no interest in contributing to your jerkoff folder, creep

I'm not sure I would call it "work" exactly, but what else would you call something you have to do 10 hours a day to make a living?

Unless you're 16, playing the same game all day every day online gets real fucking old real fucking fast.

Good for you, dude. She's 72 years old and she got real fat after menopause, I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen any action since the first Gulf War. You wanna show her a good time? You're a hero. You have my blessing.

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Yea Forums confirmed lazy cucks that watch people play gaymes

I like to watch streams every once in a while for AOE2 while I'm playing and drinking just to see what high level play is like.

I'm 30, own my own house, and make just south of 100k.

>she got real fat after menopause
She got real fat after eating my loads of protein filled cum, you mean.

With that mentality, you won't make it. You need production value, a good hook, and you need to spend crazy amounts of time interacting with your audience. Also, it helps if you're making tutorial content for a game that you already play shit tons of. Bonus points if it's got a long life ahead of it, and it's deep enough to be intimidating to new players. 4x games like Stellaris, Sins of a Solar Empire, and Civilization are good candidates. So are games with a good competitive scene, like Starcraft or Street Fighter, but a lot of pro players are already in the streaming game on the side, so you'll have to find a good angle in.

My favorite streamers from when I watched a lot were Jasonparadise, Markiplier, Winterstarcraft, Frothyomen back when Titanfall was a promising IP with a bright future, and before Planetary Annihilation died and seemingly took his channel with it Zaphodx. (I almost got into streaming myself because of Zaphod's match commentary) The common thread here was (mark aside) they were experts of their game that uploaded regularly, had quality tutorial content, and were active with their community.

True story:

Back in the day (like 2006-2009ish) there was a pretty tight knit community over on /p/ that actually included several professional photographers. (I'm not saying the board was good, but it at least wasn't as much of a shit hole as it is now.) One of the guys was really helpful and started streaming online live tutorials. This was a long time before Twitch even existed. All you had back then was services like ustream and justin.tv. Even back then it was hard for any user, even on a smaller board, to act like a rational adult. First streaming company banned him almost immediately because of the comments in his chat. Second site flagged him also immediately as well when one of the users was just casually using words like 'nigger' and 'cunt.' Not even in a dickish way, just casually. One of the site admins came in, was about to drop the hammer on the streamer again, for the second time in row, but he had a fuck ton of charisma, convinced the admin that he'd get control of his channel, and the fucking admin even ended up staying and hanging out and learning a ton about the world of professional photography. Every once in a while that streamer would end his tutorial sessions by just fucking around on some PC game. Again, this was before Twitch even existed. It was just entertaining. Now he's still a pro photographer but also has a decent twitch following. He just fucking worked his ass off for it, and he's funny and entertaining.

tl;dr: OP will fail.

>you fucked her more than once
hero

That's a little bit better, but you're still being too heavy handed with the trolling. You've got to remember that you're on this shitty site just like the rest of us. When your trolling gets over-the-top, it just looks silly.

Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.

Some of this I can get behind, but I tend to watch streams of pro players in competitive games, or crazy world record runs of games I played badly as a kid. Seeing somebody do something you can do soooo much better than you ever will has appeal to it.

>my 10lb cock
I mean, that would just be uncomfortable, not to mention hard to buy pants.

Unless JNCO's come back in style.

I'm 32, bought a house last year, and have a backup tower slaved to my living room projector. It's streaming twitch at least 50% of the time it's turned on - sometimes just for the dog to watch when I'm at work.

I like to watch people who are better than me at high skill-cap games; it helps me improve my own play and it's often amazing to see them pull off crazy shit that I wouldn't have even thought to try, all inside games that I consider myself pretty good at. It's educational and entertaining. I also like watching speedruns of old platformer games that I played when I was a little kid. Sometimes I'll put on a long slow strategy game stream to fall asleep.

You sound like a bitter professional football fan, and I pity you and your angry existence.

I habeeb it

is his name Andrew

>hasn't seen any action since the first Gulf War
Things just aren't like they used to be, back when things mattered.

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I, too, yearn for the days when OP's mom was hot