WHY CAN'T I PUNCH HARD IN MY DREAMS?!

>try to fly
>fall down after 3s of airtime
ALWAYS

Same shit bro.
This is the reason why I constantly end up being raped in the dreams. My punches just feel like I barely touch the opponent. Shit drives me crazy.

At least your not peeing in your dreams.

>start training in dreams
>Getting faster and faster
>Now I can nearly punch/strike/run like in real life

You guys are pussies

What a coincidence user, I rape you in all of MY dreams

imagine not being good at what you do for 1/3 of your life

>dreaming
How’s it feel accomplishing nothing in your life? I live out all my dreams while I’m awake so I can sleep peacefully at night.

I have Jean Grey levels of telekinesis in my dreams. It's awesome.

I always wake up sad though. I wish I had telekinesis in real life.

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>Have super powers in dreams
>They either only work temporarily or they malfunction

Random example: I once had a dream where I was supposed to have super speed. Instead I ran in slow motion and like I was constantly sliding on ice. Another time I was supposed to be able to fly but I could only jump high in a straight line. It really fucking suck.

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Sure you do, big guy. Sure you do.