WHY CAN'T I PUNCH HARD IN MY DREAMS?!
WHY CAN'T I PUNCH HARD IN MY DREAMS?!
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Hudson Hernandez
Because youre mom lmao gottem
Liam Scott
>can’t punch in dreams
>start carrying gun in dreams
>gun misfires every time and bullet lazily drops out of barrel
Brody Myers
Because you're insecure and weak in real life
Noah Young
anxiety dreams are a bitch
Elijah Johnson
Shut the fuck up Serika
Nolan Jackson
Nothin personnel kid
Adam Lee
Because you're underwater duh
Xavier Scott
>trying to catch the bus in my dream
>I can't catch up because I'm running in slow motion
>it begins to pull away
Kevin Diaz
Why do I drive like shit in my dreams?
Noah Perez
>try to fly
>fall down after 3s of airtime
ALWAYS
Adam Gonzalez
Same shit bro.
This is the reason why I constantly end up being raped in the dreams. My punches just feel like I barely touch the opponent. Shit drives me crazy.
Jackson Fisher
At least your not peeing in your dreams.
Landon Clark
>start training in dreams
>Getting faster and faster
>Now I can nearly punch/strike/run like in real life
You guys are pussies
Ethan Baker
What a coincidence user, I rape you in all of MY dreams
Hunter Gray
imagine not being good at what you do for 1/3 of your life
Kevin Taylor
>dreaming
How’s it feel accomplishing nothing in your life? I live out all my dreams while I’m awake so I can sleep peacefully at night.
Benjamin Williams
I have Jean Grey levels of telekinesis in my dreams. It's awesome.
I always wake up sad though. I wish I had telekinesis in real life.
Lincoln Sullivan
>Have super powers in dreams
>They either only work temporarily or they malfunction
Random example: I once had a dream where I was supposed to have super speed. Instead I ran in slow motion and like I was constantly sliding on ice. Another time I was supposed to be able to fly but I could only jump high in a straight line. It really fucking suck.
Jackson Stewart
Sure you do, big guy. Sure you do.
Isaiah Miller
Why are you even punching? I had crazy robo mech dreams last night with two girls that pilot them and one was having self conflict trying to murder enemies but the other one hopped in the suit and blew everything the fukk up.
Aaron Murphy
I notice you can’t thrust hard either when you’re having sex in dreams just like you can’t lunch harder, or try to run much faster etc
Benjamin Jackson
Just grapple your enemy. It works.
David Robinson
Same reason why you can't run, bind your shoes and find a toilet: You're a faggot
Charles Jenkins
I have shot people in dreams but always feel bad after... :(
William Phillips
>try to fly
>have to go through safety course first
>once it's complete and I'm about to jump off the ground to ascend I wake up
Adam Phillips
I've never experienced being unable to punch or do anything hard enough in a dream, maybe you're all just dreamlets (or brainlets, if you will)
As a more serious example, part of a dream I had involved skiing like in Tribes ;_;
Bentley Phillips
>tfw you dream about her
Evan Gonzalez
Why is it ALWAYS like this?
Jacob Butler
>fighting woth someone in dream
>its my dad this time
>i punch him in the face several time as hard as i can
>punches do 0 damage
>he is just looking at me with disgust
>wake up
>now i fucking hate my dad
lol
Elijah Rivera
>try lucid dreaming
>lose the will to keep recording my dreams after 2 months
how to cope?
Parker Brown
>get to the sex part in dream
>about to put penis in vagina
>wake up
AAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVEN IN DREAM WORLD I'M AN INCEL
Carter Johnson
>have gun in dream
>somehow the safety is always on
Parker Ross
>tfw you only dream mmos
the worst part is that they are so fun
Owen Davis
How do I better remember my dreams?
Evan Morgan
>lucid dream
>never once recorded my dreams
just bee urself :)
Jace Morgan
>have gun in dream
>finger too weak to pull the trigger
John Parker
i fucking hate dreams
Anthony Price
When you wake up, keep trying to recall the dream instead of immediately hopping out of bed and write it down.
Easton Hall
please wake up this is the only way i can reach you right now
Brayden Smith
It's not like you can punch hard in real life, either
Connor Gonzalez
>die in dream
>respawn a couple seconds later
Brayden Thomas
>mfw I use my "go into user's dream" machine and dress up as his love interest just to spurn him
Hudson Flores
>get killed in dream
Robert Martinez
HOW
O
W
Any "sings" of dreaming are too varied to use reliably, and managing to head directly to lucidity when going to bed always ends up in failure
Jason Young
When you dream your body is in sleep paralysis, even when dreaming you know what it feels like to swing your arm. When you attempt to do so in your dream your body checks what your arm is actually doing, you feel that its not moving/in paralysis so that translates to a very weak punch because your body tells your brain that you're not punching at all. That's the real answer, now continue shit posting without acknowledging this you fags.
Jaxson Ramirez
>tfw you dream about her telling you to kill yourself
Samuel Thompson
>dream where you're back in middle/high school
Luke Cruz
You have dreams too user. You're just a memorylet.
Nathan Cruz
>they're the best I've ever had
Asher Kelly
not that user but at some point i just became capable of asking myself "am i dreaming" and i scan myself and my surroundings for familiarity
with realization comes some form of control and power. it's never gone badly for me either
Landon Diaz
I can't even talk in dreams no matter how hard I try to scream
Bentley Gray
I don't have dreams because I use alcohol to sleep.
Lincoln Martin
>still feel the wound AFTER you wake up
Evan Cook
Probably my most common dream, the other is being at a party or on holiday with all my friends from school
Connor Perez
I don't know, it just happens
there's no sign or anything, I just do what I will and remember most of my dreams naturally
most of my dreams are also nuts, so I tend to just go with the flow and see what I can do
Christopher Cook
>manage to fly and jump really far
>"hey look everyone from my highschool class years ago, look what I can do!"
>can't do it anymore, or just manage an unimpressive glide
Jace Fisher
>unimpressive glide
fuck you dream cunts lets see you do it then
Mason Walker
>dream about crossdressing as my waifu
Jackson Young
>driving my car in a dream
>it's a good car
>my favorite car
>drive over a comically steep hill
>oh shit a street light at the bottom
>fuck the brakes won't work
>god damn it there's cars parked down there
>the semi behind me has the same problem
>who designed this shit?
Parker Hughes
delete this post IMMEDIATELY
Luis Johnson
Dominic Young
Why don't I ever experience my dreams? I just fall asleep and then wake up.
Adrian Roberts
Used to do this too but my machine got stolen. Anons gf smelled like literal shit though.
Kayden Russell
>be a wannabe music producer
>make the best beat I've ever made inside a dream
>somehow when I'm hitting random notes on the piano it all comes out perfect
>wake up
>don't remember the melody
Tyler Rivera
>pee in dream
>feels so hot and real
>wake up and you actually pissed yourself
Jaxon Thompson
>tfw you dream about hacking her to pieces
Connor Perry
>Dream about having awesome super powers
>Hey guys look I can shoot webs/fly etc
>Can't do it anymore when people doubt me in my dream
Carson Parker
>dream you're browsing Yea Forums
>it's realistic as hell due to brain's years of conditioning and the repetitive predictable nature of the board
Dominic Green
Why am I always driving from the backseat and can't see shit in my dreams?
Aiden Ramirez
>exploring deserted city in a post apocalyptic world with a female survivor I met
>in an overgown car dealership looking for a working car
>things heat up between us and we start making out on the hood of a car
>get undressed
>put it in
>out of nowhere a loud alarm goes off
>the building is filled SWAT teams with guns
apparently she was underage
Jace Wilson
That's normal. You simply don't remember your dreams. I bet you don't even remember the times you've woken up in the middle of the night and then fallen back to sleep some time later.
If you actually want to remember your dreams, then you have to write them down AFTER you wake up.
Ethan Adams
Like 90% of my dreams are about random shit happening at school, i want to go back bros...
Jace Young
>Have lucid dream
>try and manipulate things or alter my body/form just to test the limits of what i can do
>requires multiple mental pushes to get things to happen and even then things revert to normal not long after
It feels like having a superpower you're extremely shit with or something
Nicholas Lopez
>dream about being in a public area with poop poking out and have to find a bathroom to wipe before anyone notices
Adrian Lewis
>daydreaming
>daydreaming about playing THAT song in front of your high school and impressing your oneitis with your musical skills
Robert Bell
>tfw dont even dream anymore
Isaac Thomas
>dream about going the bathroom all fucking night, peeing constantly but never getting release
>wake up
>didnt pee myself but my bladder is ready to burst
Would almost prefer to have peed myself
Hudson Cruz
>enter a void in my dream
>find myself on a silver road in the void
>I face myself and he talks to me
>"go into oblivion"
>forcibly exit the void
Thomas Edwards
this except i'm never the one driving so it's even scarier
Jason Peterson
>had a dream where one girl was blowing me and the other was rimming me
>mfw I woke up
Asher Martinez
How is this videogames?
But anyway, my last dream was:
>unlikely events that shouldn't happen
>slightly odd physics
>find out I am in some simulation, somehow I know who is behind it so I scream their name and tell them to get me out
Jordan Thompson
>looking at my high school friends is now considered a dream sign, because I know for sure that I might never see them all again
Henry Powell
this shit is true, I couldn't punch for shit in dreams either so I committed the idea of just throwing people to mind and that works
Jace Ward
what about when i wake up and remember absolutely nothing despite having just awoken?
Jaxon Perez
I keep driving off cliffs, but it crashes to the ground like a video game. Then I'm like "Shit, I dented the car", then drive off. I'm also in these situations where I'm off road and to get back on pavement, I have to drive over weird formation of rocks at a certain angles. Which was my last dream. But then I just drove through a building to get back but all of a sudden I'm on a bike with training wheels at the front
Isaiah Gonzalez
>manage to fly
>always get that lame half-assed floaty shit
>not this time
>I'm flying faster than the speed of light
>literally billions of miles per second
>I'm passing planets and stars like it's nothing
>be afraid that I might ''crash'' into a black hole
>this thought immediately materializes a black hole in front of me
>my entire vision goes dark
Nathan Gutierrez
I pity you user,
Anthony Scott
I haven't dreamed in a while, I did die in most of my dreams that I can still remember, but those are just the ones I remember... So I've died in about 40% of my dreams
Wyatt Myers
>have car nightmare
>break is either shit/broken or my foot consistently slips off the brake like there is some super butter shit on it
>rear-end somone's expensive ass car
>wake up as soon as i smash into that shit
>audible relief.jpg
Blake Kelly
Normal too. Happened to me some times.
Juan Thomas
But there's nothing to write down when I wake up because I don't remember it.
Jacob Brown
>do the same
>but I go to 3rd base with him
>tease him about going all the way moments before he wakes up
Haha. Got him.
Sebastian Campbell
>wake up in a dream and go about my morning
>realize I’m dreaming and wake up, to about my morning
>realize I’m STILL dreaming and finally wake up for real
Who /falseawakening/ here?
Mason Phillips
ive never punched oe been punched so idk how hrd i cant actully punh someone. i can belt a bag though, but the only time i ever punched someone it fell short
Dominic Powell
Don't look in a mirror while you're dreaming
Jason Evans
punched so hard in my dream i punched my father in real life
James Gray
>kill myself in dream
>and again
>and again
>and again
Cooper Walker
Thats absolutely horrific. I'm glad I dont have the imagination to have space dreams.
Jonathan Gutierrez
It's a nightmare so you kill yourself by jumping from somewhere before the thing catches you.
Colton Howard
Mirrors are a dream sign of mine. It's worked twice before
Carson Foster
>dream where your mother is a monster
Freud would have a field day with me.
William Butler
>jump a flight of steps
>the landing pulls away and I'm never able to reach it
Ryder Taylor
Don't drink alcohol before bed if you are, and take some Vitamin B6
Nathaniel Russell
>have nightmare that furfags are chasing me to try and rape me
>try to escape the house but their is a horde of pitbulls outside waiting to tear me to peices
>release im dreaming and tap into my lucid dream powers
>fly into the sky are call down fireballs to incinerate the furfags and shitbulls
>will myself to wake up
>i wake up
this happened to me this morning
anyone else dab on nightmare bitches?
Alexander Butler
>fall in love with girl your brain made up
>really happy but realise it's a dream
>that feel when you love someone who doesn't exist
Aiden Bailey
>meet qt 3.14 in dreams.
>she smiles and opens her mouth to talk to me.
>wake up just before I hear what she says.
The climax of dreams are always interrupted by my awakening. I swear dreams are teasing and mocking my real life.
Xavier Jones
>fall alseep
>trip in dream
>wake up with a bump
son of a bitch
Michael Roberts
Sometimes I dream about being in a relationship with a girl and being completely in love
Then I wake up and can't remember anything about her body or face
Although I've never seen that girl in my life, she still was crystal clear in my dreams
But when I wake up I don't remember her face
Jack Hughes
>Flight course
>have to fly really low to avoid radar
Fuck this superpower
David Baker
I have this but with super powers. Like I have the Force but its super weak and I can't really do anything.
Tyler Brown
cross dressing is the patrician fetish. i used to have dreams in elementary school of girls pulling my clothes off and putting a pair of panties on me. i just want some girls to dress me up like a girl and see my pee pee and my bulge.
Christopher Gutierrez
>those dreams where for some reason I mortally wound a dog and I try to desperately finish it off
>they keep whimpering in pain
STOP IT BRAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Brody Morales
>I'm about to get executed in a forest
>get shot in the back my head
>''Oh I'm just dreaming''
>not waking uo
>can't see shit,everything is dark
that shit was creepy.
Joshua Johnson
You are not in control of your life and you need to deal with your weaknesses
Adrian Roberts
>all these people dreaming about girls
God you fuckers are beyond pathetic.
Colton Sanchez
Almost all of my dreams are Lucid these days. Despite this, I can never really control them. It's like existing in another fucked up reality.
One time, I watched the moon get destroyed by what looked like a giant drill, which began descending directly toward me.
Mason Ramirez
don't too closely at your own body either, you'll probably have an extra finger or some other deformity
Gavin Morris
>nightmare where an orange cheeto man is made president of the USA
>wake up
phew what a crazy dream haha
Kayden Gray
FUCKING THIS
Why am I constantly trying to see around some idiots head in the front seat, it makes absolutely no sense
Easton Jackson
>30 years old
>still have dreams of forgetting homework
WHEN WILL IT END
Joshua Foster
>tfw I had two dreams where I did the sex
Angel Young
>dreams about me in the future when i was little
>one day the dreams stop
>I experience impossible dejavu starting from 5 years ago till now
What. The . Fuck.
Anthony Hughes
>dream where I fuck my mom
Not based, not redpilled, still had a wank
Alexander Bell
>Any time im doing any sort of crime in a dream i pussy out and let the police get me.
Says a lot about me.
Kayden Taylor
>dream about having a cute gf
>i'm so happy
>this is so good it feels like a dream
>oh fuck this is a dream isn't it?
>wake up
Xavier Cook
Who else gets the dream where your dad tries to rape you and you shoot him in the head
Ayden Mitchell
probably just some sleep paralysis. when you suddenly wake up from deep sleep, your body still needs time to wake up.
Cameron Perry
>piloting giant robot
>Realize im playing armored core
>Fucking sweet im on the water level zooming about
>Meet architect water level gf
>She stops and analyzes my robot
>BUT I WANT TO KILL SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING RREEEE
>I fly off when shes done
>Finally
>She gives me a kiss on the cheek
>idontevenwantagfnoteveninadream.jpg
Charles Lopez
I’ve been having lucid dreams lately but they always involve me wandering around aimlessly without a body and then waking up. Weirdest shit I’ve seen is I got out of bed, took a few steps, turned around, and saw myself standing looking back at me and then I woke up. Most of the time I’m just walking around my apartment though and then I wake up to find myself back in bed.
Jacob Wright
>actually manage to punch in dream
>punch in real life and knock all the shit off my bedside table
>actually manage to kick in dream
>kick in real life and almost break my tv
Christian Barnes
>go to scream for help
>voice doesn't work
>go to run
>feet are heavy like cement blocks
>close my eyes in-dream and start trying to force myself to wake up
>can feel the physical strain of opening my eyelids IRL before waking up in a panic, like escaping the fucking matrix
Jacob Davis
>dream about playing a new game coming out soon
>wake up
Daniel Lewis
>dream that im on a boat
>some guy pushes my head underwater and forcefully drowns me
>wake up gasping for breath with my face in my pillow
Michael Gonzalez
I've never carried a gun in my dreams
But I did get shot by a fat kid once
Ian Morris
I don't have nightmares.
If there's monsters I am always exceptionally well armed with a gun from a game I played recently.
If there are spooky ghost girls then I just cuddle with them
Charles Jones
>mfw i become a Super Saiyan
Nolan Carter
>imagine a good tune right before I fall asleep
>"that's so good, I'll surely remember it when I wake up tomorrow"
>don't
Zachary Howard
> mfw I dreamt about getting shot in the chest and loosing consciousness
>wake up and have severe chest pain
>step-father is leaving my room right in that moment
What did he do to me guys
Joseph Taylor
>kill someone in a dream
Ryan Howard
My daydreams mostly consisted of my own heroes fighting whatever at any location I was thinking about.
Easton Scott
All of my dreams involve video games in some way
Jack Gutierrez
>developted habit of doing a "reality check" as a kid by biting down on my tongue extremely hard whenever I get extremely nervous
>it carries over to my dreams
>forcibly and slowly pry my eyes open while in a dream by feeling how open they are and trying to open them more
works like a charm to this day
Jordan Price
Brayden Richardson
>flying in my dream
>see an old abandoned house that's falling apart
>fly down
>start renovating it using magic
>my friend from middle school who I haven't seen in years comes flying by
>he helps me renovate the old house
Joseph Bailey
Happens to the best of us.
Daniel Torres
Once I had a dream where I was driving home for work, got out of my car on the side of a rural road and had a fistfight with two turians.
I don't get my dreams sometimes.
Justin James
>nightmare
>monsters everywhere
>i go berserk and go doomguy on them
Happens everytime.
The only way i get spooked in dreams is when my loved ones dies and shit, but that's more sad than fear tbf
I blame video games.
Jason Roberts
Been there done that
Dylan Nguyen
The theme of my dreams is abandonment and decay. What does this mean.
Zachary Gray
>Try to fly
>It's fucking slow, I can't gain height and powerlines pops up everywhere
Benjamin Richardson
You guys need to read Freud's interpretation of dreams. It will help you find the reason for getting those dreams and thus help you resolve them.
Andrew Martin
>get stabbed in the chest in dream
>feel a searing pain in my chest, floating in darkness for like a minute straight
>wake up with chest still hurting
Josiah Morgan
cause you're asleep at the wheel lol
Jack Williams
>dream im with an absolute qt pie
>shes into me and wants me
>we are about to have sex
>the instant i stick it in i wake up, completely wide awake, to me furiously thrusting my hips
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Grayson Flores
I have this issue sometimes
>having shitty dream
>"wake up"
>oh thank god that wasnt real
>haha hey fucko remember that shit you were just doing yesterday
>oh no
>wake up again
>oh thank go it wasnt real, what a shit dream
>another shitty reality entirely this time
>oh man i fucking hate this
>wake up actually for real this time
>audible sigh of relief but it's still the middle of the night and i woke up in the middle of my night's sleep
>sigh and close my eyes again
Parker Jackson
im a virgin and i also still had two dreams in which i had sex. lmaoing at you incels who can't even get it in your dreams.
Angel Adams
>dream about hijacking a car and escaping the police
I love and hate these dreams.
Gavin Clark
Freud is an infamous hack.
Thomas Campbell
>had a dream once where I was getting married to my sister
It happened once years ago and yet I still remember it to this day.
Blake Lewis
>dream a cool story up
>cia niggers scan my dreamwaves
>later a movie or game that stole my cool story is made
Fucking glow in the dark cia niggers
Kayden Wood
>biting on my tougue extremely hard
I am sure there are way less painful methods to check that.
Justin Allen
Why do I always see dreams where I'm back in my middle school cafeteria and naked?
John Miller
>can't punch or kick properly
>always seem to run in place
>can't climb either
the only things I can apparently do in reacurring dreams are turning on "stealth armor" and become invisible like in Crysis, sometimes being able to phase through solid objects like walls and doors, but this only kind of works if I "focus" hard in the dream, but if I do that too hard my brain becomes aware that I'm dreaming and then it's all over, flying works sometimes but that depends on the dream itself, also another thing that keeps happening is that whenever I try to call someone on the cellphone that person is never on the phonebook.
Lincoln Bell
>dream that I'm a grill and get fucked by hot guy
>wake up
>giant boner
fapped to my ex afterwards
Anthony Richardson
>go to bed after a long day of work
>entire dream consists of me doing menial shit at work
>wake up and go to work
Ryder Miller
Dream punching never works but for some reason dream choking works TOO well. Only a few know what I mean.
Logan Flores
freuds beliefs on dreams being wish fulfillment are only 1 of the 3 major interpretations though
the three are
>wish fulfillment
>processing information and a form of long term memory storage
>nonsense with no rhyme nor reason
David Jackson
Jung > Freud
Oliver Morales
>epic flying dream with magic superpowers
>let me just renovate and redecorate this house
is this what girls dream of?
Easton Thomas
>tfw there are only white people in your dreams
Am I racist?
Leo Edwards
When I'm really tired and in the toilet I always make sure to read the bottles and stuff before I piss because you can't read shit coherently in dreams. So if I can't read them then I know I'm in a dream and won't piss myself. If I can read them I let it rip.
Caleb Barnes
The closest I had to a lucid dream was once. It was in my room, but I could feel I was asleep, so I got overly excited and tried summoning something hot in my room. I saw it, it was half-transparent, but then it started falling apart and I woke up.
Dylan Sanchez
I don't need to read a book on why I had constant dreams of my friend for 8 years after we had a falling out.
Connor Scott
you mean when their entire fucking head explodes?
Aiden Fisher
>dream about falling in love with the girl of your dream dreams
>go on dates and generally just very happy
>get married and have kids
>dream goes on for what seems like years
>wake up
Connor Clark
Is this a Tsukihime reference?
Thomas Smith
forgot to mention it was with only my right canine tooth
And testing for pain is a very quick and easy way to know if I'm dreaming or not
Ian King
>grab sword
>hands start moving uncontrollably
Looks like I can't use a sword.
Landon Thompson
>dream i'm browsing Yea Forums
Austin Richardson
>dream where I fucked my sister
>not my attractive sister but my obese sister
Matthew Cruz
>have not remembered a single dream in years
shit sucks, probably because of sleeping meds
Christian Diaz
ah yes, i was running in slow motion in my dream because i want to fuck my mother and fear my father will castrate me
Gabriel Wood
Yeah I usually do that by pinching myself instead, biting my toungue very hard sounds very painful.
Nolan Gomez
>have sex dream
>wake up and have cummed in my pants
Grayson Gutierrez
This one time I was dreaming about Somalians and I had to stab one of them to protect myself. For some reason this made a shit ton of white people stand up for me and it caused a full blown race war.
Anthony Garcia
>start to run until my legs come off the ground and I start to glide forward easily so believably in dreams that I think I can do it in real life for a few seconds when I wake up still groggy
Lincoln Lopez
this but without the meds
haha
Isaiah Robinson
You know what you have to do, user.
Aiden Bennett
>Dreaming
>Sit on a chair
>Legs sink into the ground and I'm ejected back up into a standing position
Ian Adams
>have dream that has nothing to do with sex, there aren't even girls or anything
>I still cummed to literally nothing
Jayden Lewis
>fly extremely fast and high
>start creating mountains and reshaping the face of the earth
>meh im bored
>wake up
i wish i was a little more powerhungry so i would use those lucid superpowers for something but i just end up bored and depressed
Eli Foster
>Meet the girl of my dreams
>Experience feelings I gave up on ever feeling
>Feel true happiness
>Wake up
Grayson Perry
Never had this dream weirdly enough. I did have the "you show up to class/uni/work naked and you don't realize until halfway through the day" one an awful lot tho.
Evan Thomas
>wake up in middle of night
>go on computer
>find a lot of porn to my tastes
>go to sleep
>wake up again
>finding the porn was a dream
fuck you
Evan Foster
mods deserve nothing but the sword
John Morris
It wasn't vidya
Carson Thompson
mods deserve nothing but the sword
Luis Foster
that's what they want you to think
Dylan Turner
who cares about dumb old video games
Adrian Russell
>dream my dog is still alive
Hunter Gutierrez
>tfw dreamlet
Nicholas Brown
anyone else used to have dreams of the future? i swear i used to have dreams of the future on a few occasions. i never dream that vividly anymore though.
Hudson Carter
>come into work
>boss tells me "oh user, I had a dream you were killed in a meeting, we all left, I felt bad no one helped you, haha"
t-thanks for that...
Justin Butler
Maybe he is still alive but in a different reality, and you just so happened to visit that world.
Jace Powell
>tfw I keep dreaming of situations where I'm saving girls
I just want to be a hero. And mods are gay
Joshua Ortiz
>Yea Forums - not vidya
I see literally nothing wrong with that
Austin Collins
I do sometimes, but it's always about inane shit like video games.
Dylan Gomez
did you just assume my dog's gender?
Landon Ortiz
fuck Yea Forums mods
fuck redditors
fuck crybaby tourists so fast to click that report button
fuck trannies
fuck women
fuck chinks
fuck gookmoot
and most of all fuck niggers
Lincoln Nelson
>Dreamt I got my ass pounded by a tiger
It was great
Dylan Nelson
>dream I'm taking a long ass piss
>start becoming lucid that I'm taking a long piss
>wake up in the middle of pissing the bed
Anthony Smith
It's even more painful when this happens to me with [spoiler]fetish content,[/spoiler] because I know there's no way I'll find anything equivalent to what I saw in my dream
Asher Torres
>misfires at point blank
>the gun locks up
Owen Jackson
If I learn to lucid dream can I be a cute loli in my dreams?
Adam Perry
You have to do a full swing with your arm outstretched, kind of like a clothesline but where your fist makes contact with their face instead of your arm to their neck.
Aiden Myers
I can't believe it took me this long to realize the hilarious irony of pic related dreaming to feel weak rather than empowered
Adam Cox
Aw I'm sorry, but females don't have souls.
Just kidding, rest in reese's pieces dogger
Camden Myers
>be 6 years old
>have severe fever
>dream about scary robots killing people
>wake up
>i still could see them 30 minutes after
I'll never forget that shit
Jonathan Harris
I used to have a lot of those as a kid.
Brayden Sullivan
>dream i break the law and am in a lot of shit
>wake up and feel super relieved
Hunter Evans
>tfw natural lucid dreamer
>dbz tier flight
>sonic speed parlour skillz
>shoot lasers from my fingertips
>telekinesis
>can summon lightning from the skies
>visit old dreams and memories at will
>create plots for my dreams and have my brain fill in the blanks
>can fuck bitches and lolis whenever I want
>can recall nearly all my dreams, even the non-lucid ones
>make dope music and poetry then write it down when I wake up
>deeper understanding of my self by asking my subconscious questions
Dreaming is the coolest shit ever
Jaxson Diaz
>That dream where all of my teeth fall out
Jacob Sanchez
I had a dream that was set in a post-apocalyptic China inside a prison and I broke out with Jackie Chan.
Aiden Perry
>dream about some crazy shit going down
>start getting nervous and thinking "This is too real to be a dream"
Charles Lee
>dream where your teeth fall out
>wake up
>start feeling your teeth
>they feel really fucking loose
>wake up again
Hunter Foster
>Jump in dream
>Somehow launch myself 500 feet in the air
>Begin falling while moving forward tremendously
>Expect ground to break legs on impact
>Extreme anxiety
>Panic.jpg
>Close eyes
>Hit the ground, feel nothing, and everything is fine
Mfw I can't even escape anxiety in my dreams
James Cruz
That's fear for getting old
Michael Davis
>dream were a suck my dad
I need to stop with the trap porn
Lucas Hill
You’re right, dude. I have this recurring thing in dreams. I get so frustrated and bang my head off a wall to feel no pain. So I do it again and again. Constantly feeling nothing and everyone’s around me like “dafuq?”. Weird, but it happens in a lot of my dreams. I can relate.
Jayden Smith
>dream that i have 3 dicks
>masturbate in dream
>wake up disappointed that i don't actually have 3 dicks
>continue masturbating
Dominic Rogers
And I had a remix of this dream, but it's Kenshiro busting out of a prison with a sword and he throws me a gun.
Austin Harris
Me too as a kid, but I think it was me just figuring out things
Jonathan Reyes
How's this for vidya? I had a dream about a new Goemon game.
Christopher Lopez
I had a dream where aliens where invading and I had to give Adolf Hitler a peptalk because he was the only man who could defeat them.
Logan Watson
At least once a week I dream I'm playing some game, or I'm in a game.
This is totally vidya
Ryan Martinez
>Try to fuck girl
>I always wake up whem I'm about to score
>It only works if it's shit I don't like (prepubescent girls, giving blowjobs...)
Charles Adams
>see ex wife in dreams at least once a week
>she slowly aproches
>I cant move towards her
>she gets close enough to hug
>looks me in eye smiles and leaves
Fucking haunts me and has for Al. Ist a year
Cameron Phillips
Lucid dreaming for me is like using console commands on a fallout game
Jaxon Barnes
>Have dream
>Goto mall and see boyfriend with girl
>Pull out a WW2 ruger in first person
>Make crazy awkward scene
>Blast them both in the head smoke coming out of the gun realistically
>wake up
>feel bad for the murders on my hand
Michael Perez
every time i punch in a dream its like im underwater. but with a knife i can carve people up like i have a fucking lightsaber
Henry Russell
Charles Reyes
>dream that I'm fighting a black guy
>murder him by smashing his head on the ground multiple times, while screaming "fucking nigger!"
I don't even dislike black people. This place is not a good influence for your subconscious
David Bell
>realize that im having a dream about gay sex with random autist i meet online
>continue since it feels fucking great
>try to spice things up with fetishes
>sleep.exe has stopped working
FFS
Leo Roberts
u suck
Asher Lee
>dream im having an affair with thicc petite milf coworker
>in the woods in cabins and shit
>travel about to different cabins
>trading guns with randoms some sort of gunrunner
>fucking coworker often
>some problem between me and her
>is unspoken
>thinks she does not like my business
>random scenes of passion and sex
>her being sad/upset when im gone
>somehow i can see it
god i miss working with her. she thought i was cute but always turned down my advances because she had a fiancee. miss flirting with her on the daily
Brody Gray
I have to hold my breath to fly
Since Im not breathing irl people get scared and wake me up
Fuck
Adam Cox
Jon the turkey boy
Samuel Jenkins
404
Carter Murphy
>on plane
>be dreaming about skateboarding really fast
>hit bump and fall off
>wake up and instinctively flail my arms to protect myself
>hit person next to me
Andrew Parker
I've read about this, apparently there wasn't ever a melody or a sound at all. You just need a lightning rod to substantiate your subconscious desires, or it was someone else's song.
you can't create something you haven't heard or seen in your dreams. it's literally impossible.
Angel Campbell
>be in dream
>realize i can make my body weightless and float up into the air
>thrust my fists/chest forward to start flying
>wee.jpg
>zooming up into the sky, look down
>wait fuck too high
>fear of heights, abort mission
>start panicking because i can't make myself heavier again
>moving too fast to fly into the ground
>start spazzing out like a helicopter in Microsoft flight simulator 2004
>wake up sweaty and with slight vertigo
Why can't I have normal flying dreams Yea Forums? This has happened to me more times than i can remember
Joshua Torres
>had a dream where I was aware I was dreaming
>afraid to look at my the palm of my hands.
>"genuis" idea.jpg
>look at my hands, and they turned into faces screaming violently at me.
>deafening screams, what I would imagine a wraith screaming at you would sound like
My subconscious feels bad for things I have done apparently.
Screams sounded familiar if that makes any sense.
Anthony Allen
>memorylet
Asher Price
You can punch hard but not with the arm that you're sleeping on
Austin Phillips
kero the frog!
Dominic Lewis
Does anyone else have defective shaders? Shadows and lighting are always wrong in my dreams. If it's "night" it's bright enough to see everything, there's no stars, and the darkness is an unnatural dark green.
David Scott
You can't punch because you are laying on your arm or something. You have to use your mind to punch shit.
Wyatt Barnes
Yo same, but that as well as running slow.
Although a new thing I've come to learn is starting off running slow but building momentum to reach speeds of mach 5. Shit is fucking cash as fuck.
Cameron Hernandez
Why do I get raped in mine?
Jayden Rodriguez
Socked you in the chest for being a fagget
Liam Morgan
I've already pretty much mastered flight from a young age. Only thing i. I'm working on now is world building. I've even been able to conjure a version of myself to suck my cock.
Henry Davis
This fuckin guy
Sebastian Ross
Nicholas Walker
>tfw lucid dream often
>cant fly
>no super powers
>even weaker piece of shit than irl
>cant even run properly
>cant make items appear or change setting without moving in the dream
>cant get laid, if I try to rape chicks they will beat me up or start dominating me (not into it)
I hate it I usually get really bored and feel like im trapped.
John Sanchez
Also when it is not lucid dream it is usually nightmares. And I used to get sleep paralysis all the time but at least they have gotten more rare.
Jeremiah Flores
Its like anime. You either get isekaid or you suck.
Jordan Davis
heres a couple from my childhood/teenage years
>driving down a paved hill i usually walk down IRL in the park
>breaks dont work
>go straight into ditch
>wake up
>sigh of relief
>just got back into the car from the store on new years
>huge fucking car sized dog right in front
>wake up feeling really shitty
>mom is trying to make me take my pills (i dont take any pills irl)
>completely uncooperative
>start going apeshit
>finally calm down
>mom holds me down and puts the pills in my mouth and i start screaming again and i realize its a dream, but i try to tell her that its a dream even though i know im in the dream and im not actually talking to my mom
>wake up feeling wtf
Dominic Cook
>tfw your dream life is 100% better than your actual life
>Always wake up wanting to fucking die
I just want to live in my dream worlds for fucks sake.
Michael Long
i can deck someone irl but everytime i dream it's nothing but noodle arms it's bullshit
Christian Jenkins
>15years old
>dreaming
>fucking wildly my school crush
>"welp this can only be a dream"
and there it was
Evan Harris
Got em!