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Wasted get

Craptch change stole my comment fucker.
Something about checking digits...
Don't slap her as like a clown.
But ask her out if it's worth it.

I had quite a few older women at multiple places where I worked while 18-22. Wish I could have conveyed things better. I'm sure it's got to be flattering but I was usually the same age or 5+ 10+ younger than their kids. So the ones who responded were still iffy for that being too far appart.

bunch of faggots

I'm gonna slap her on the butt

Do it. Remember, act as if you have no limits to your abilities. I'm early 20's and have fucked old hags and girls my age.

Remember, women are deviant (too). When you get them alone (no matter how wholesome they seem), they know the same weird sexual things you know and think the same weird things you do. I know because I've talked to them.

Don't overthink. Pull the trigger and make sure to believe in your abilities and yourself. Just fucking do it.

Got any pics? Doesn't have to show face

nah

she's short, petite, a handful or better of tits, not much ass but probably looks good without clothes, she drinks so probably flabby in the gut but she's fucking tiny

Where can I find some old lady that needs a guy to fuck her?

i found her at work

Sounds good. What's the plan then?

sometimes especially if it's busy the owner lets us have some beers for free

so I'll wait til one of those nights

I walk to/from work, I'll let her offer to take me home (she often offers, I always refuse). I'll let her take me home. I think she usually has some weed. So I'll tell her to fire that shit up. And you already know if she smokes she pokes. This fucking bitch loves me. I'll show her my dick, idc

I'm horny 24/7 and I haven't been laid in 4 years. I'm fucking this old broad raw