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there's an older girl at work, she's probably pushing 60 years old

it's a real shitty job and I'm not sure why she even works there - her husband died and I think it's pretty much a reason for her to get out of the house

I'm kind of top of the totem pole at work and I'm wondering what's a good approach to getting this woman to give me blowjobs on the regular? It's something I don't really have experience with

I might try slapping her on the butt tomorrow. Like this is the kind of woman that could fucking shoot herself at any moment, and this is the kind of job that's impossible to get fired from, so I'm not that worried about consequences like sexual harrassment whatever bullshit, but it would be nice to keep it under wraps because everyone is nosy and I'd prefer it to be a secret

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Why shit where you work?

well that's pretty much the only thing stopping me from like openly flirting with her

but to be honest, I'm ready to leave anyways

it's really a fucking garbage job, 80 hours a week on a minimum wage salary for over 2 years now

I've gotten some hints from her lately that she kinda wants to be somebody's bitch, and I'd really like to put my penis in a warm wet hole, and I think it could be mutually beneficial

sometimes we stay late just the 2 of us and she'll mop because she knows if she doesn't mop then I will

like I said I'm like top dog there, and she likes me a lot because I'm a stupidly hard worker

she likes to please me, so how to I get her to start pleasing me sexually?

bump

maybe I should ask /adv/

well, I've thought of a plan and I'll wait for the right moment to set it in motion

kinda disappointed in Yea Forums, was looking for some motivation, but I'm horny and depraved so I'll get it done

kek smiles upon me...

consider the deal, sealed

I'd ask her out to dinner, if I were you. Smack on the ass does carry sexual harassment connotations, and it's not as guaranteed of a net as a good, gradual date would be.

Do it, who cares? Just don't do the ass thing. Tell her you want to fuck her, she's old, she's needy. I'd tap it.

checked. Fuck her

Just talk to her
She should see you are a polite gentleman

she already sees me as a polite gentleman

I want her to swallow my cum like in the next 16 hours

Pics of her?

sounds like OP doesnt know how to approach a woman, no matter how old and disgusting

Blowjobs? Why not some no pull out sex? Not like she’s gonna get pregnant.

Sounds good doesn’t work. If there is a girl you find attractive and she wants to fuck you then you’re going to do it.

she's raised a family and probably quite loose, and I know she doesn't take great care of herself (so no kegels obviously) as she drinks herself to sleep

but she's a hard worker and probably really good with her mouth

I guess I was thinking that I should only reward her with vaginal sex if she's a really good girl

An older woman like that isn’t going to want to be treated like a Slave girl. Romance her a bit and then you can make her your slut behind closed doors, including office doors. Speaking from experience with older women(not in a Work setting however)

Dude. I mean maybe you’re just young and don’t know but having kids doesn’t make them loose forevermore. Fucked plenty of moms and it’s just fine. Only loose girl I ever fucked was like 23 and it was because she was a complete hoe.

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god, fine, I'll think about it

I was just thinking maybe take my chances, take some shortcuts, she really respects me already like I'm pretty much /in/ with her and I was kinda looking to just rape her just once or something

my experience is the opposite, girls with kids are loose unless they've learned to control their muscles real good, dick doesn't make them loose unless they like literally just got done fucking a large dick/dildo

Wasted get

Craptch change stole my comment fucker.
Something about checking digits...
Don't slap her as like a clown.
But ask her out if it's worth it.

I had quite a few older women at multiple places where I worked while 18-22. Wish I could have conveyed things better. I'm sure it's got to be flattering but I was usually the same age or 5+ 10+ younger than their kids. So the ones who responded were still iffy for that being too far appart.

bunch of faggots

I'm gonna slap her on the butt

Do it. Remember, act as if you have no limits to your abilities. I'm early 20's and have fucked old hags and girls my age.

Remember, women are deviant (too). When you get them alone (no matter how wholesome they seem), they know the same weird sexual things you know and think the same weird things you do. I know because I've talked to them.

Don't overthink. Pull the trigger and make sure to believe in your abilities and yourself. Just fucking do it.

Got any pics? Doesn't have to show face

nah

she's short, petite, a handful or better of tits, not much ass but probably looks good without clothes, she drinks so probably flabby in the gut but she's fucking tiny

Where can I find some old lady that needs a guy to fuck her?

i found her at work

Sounds good. What's the plan then?

sometimes especially if it's busy the owner lets us have some beers for free

so I'll wait til one of those nights

I walk to/from work, I'll let her offer to take me home (she often offers, I always refuse). I'll let her take me home. I think she usually has some weed. So I'll tell her to fire that shit up. And you already know if she smokes she pokes. This fucking bitch loves me. I'll show her my dick, idc

I'm horny 24/7 and I haven't been laid in 4 years. I'm fucking this old broad raw

How often are these nights? She doesn't drink? Can't you get her drunk and then take her home?

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we don't usually get drunk there.. last time was new years eve, we all got shitfaced, at one point she and I ended up alone and we hugged and she invited me to "party at her place" but her place is like an hour away and I declined

but it's common for us to just have a beer or 2 at the end of the night, at least once a week I'd say, so if I wait for one of those nights the alcohol might help things along

in the past I didn't want to "shit where I work" but nowadays I'm just a horny dog and I don't give a damn about my job anymore

good luck user, sounds like a plan

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Where do you work?

Story time? For the newfags?