My testicles are worthless, Yea Forums. Convince me to get rid of them

I mean..... If youre so dead set on getting rid of your balls OP, you can easily get $35k for ONE from the medical industry.
Looking at almost $100k for both.

Just fuck more dudes. You'll probably stop needing to masturbate so much because sex is more satisfying.
And try grindr.

Trust me, it aint just your balls that are useless. You sad, strange, little man

You'll spend the rest of your life regretting it if you chop your balls off.