My testicles are worthless, Yea Forums. Convince me to get rid of them

My testicles are worthless, Yea Forums. Convince me to get rid of them.

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>My testicles are worthless
Sounds like you've already convinced yourself

They make you produce testosterone so you can spread your dna, beat women etc. very valuable.

You will never use them, you will never have sex because you're ugly and beta. Since you will never get a girl or have sex, you will never pass your genes on or have a son, which is natural selection and basic evolution since your genetics are shitty and beta. Therefore you balls are completely worthless, cut them off on live stream then throw them into your neighbors open window or a school yard

If you keep the. And turn yourself into a female Yea Forums will want your pictures

I have a girl - I can't stop fantasizing about her cutting them off...

they can taste nice. if you know how to cook.

You need your testicles to get into heaven.

What about my cock?

stop projecting

you need yer cawk to go to hell

also post actual pix of said 'worthless' ballz plz

What if I get rid of both?

trapped here on earth forever

where pix of ballz?

If you cut your balls off then you can't make us videos of you accidentally injuring them.

So weird... a guy I'm seeing (sort of) asked me if I would ever want to castrate him a few days ago.
It freaked me out a little. I wanted to ask him more questions but it scared me.
Why do you want to be castrated? Have you always felt that way? If not, when did you first want to be castrated? Are you a sissy?

Castration fantasies huh? Just remember that its onlya one time deal. Once their lobbed off they're gone. It isn't a fantasy you can repeat once you go through with it. Have you considered other forms of female dominance instead like CBT?

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No

Make room for the rest of us then nigger

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if you are going to do it, get a nice favor from a zookeeper if you know what I mean, get to go into the lions den and have a nice lioness chew them off. It will be the most amazing thing you will ever experience.

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My sex drive is way too fucking high, and I'm in constant competition with all my friends for my wife's pussy.

pix of yer ballz too then

Thanks for the response.
Seems extreme. Can't you jerk it like everyone else?
So your wife sleeps around but you don't? Why don't you find other couples that swing and get laid too?

I'd have to jerk it too much. Other couples are complicated, men much less so.

you won't be able to cum on strangers in public

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How much are we talking here? Is sex more satisfying?
Do you like trannies at all? I've heard you can install grindr and get blow jobs from trannies easily.

Several times a day - I do like cock, so maybe?

>Convince me
why? you are just some random guy on the internet

little bitch

Just do it you fucking fag.

I mean..... If youre so dead set on getting rid of your balls OP, you can easily get $35k for ONE from the medical industry.
Looking at almost $100k for both.

Just fuck more dudes. You'll probably stop needing to masturbate so much because sex is more satisfying.
And try grindr.

Trust me, it aint just your balls that are useless. You sad, strange, little man

You'll spend the rest of your life regretting it if you chop your balls off.