>be me
>get grindr
>horny and want to cheat on qt asian gf
>find 8 inch cock that wants some action
>its attached to a man
>start sucking but am absolutely bored beyond belief
>tell guy im not down to clown
>he is cool and offers me a weed pen
>hit it a few times
>not horny at all
>he's chill, tells me he sells dab pens and xanax
>leave after good chat and feel that im really just insecure about my dick size
>go back inside to cute asian gf
>mfw im not gay
Be me
Charles Nguyen
Kevin James
>suck cock attached to a man
>im not gay
pick one
Angel Nelson
Congratulations, faggot
Parker Collins
What he did was gay, but it didn't sexual excite him.. Is this truly gay? Is user a solid millennial retard? Yes.
Chase Lewis
im not gay. just learned something. stop calling me a faggot and man up and suck a cock you mongoloid.
Austin Morris
i didnt like it but now i know that.
Nolan Anderson
No you
Ayden Sullivan
Jose Richardson
Did you reeeeeeeally need to suck a dick to figure that out?
Daniel Bailey
“But I'm not gay,” OP remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all gay here. I’m gay. You’re gay.”
“How do you know I’m gay?” said OP.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
Isaac Ross
Maybe it is a statistical artifact? OP, go out and get a sample size of over 20 sucked cocks and come back and report your results.
Christopher Adams
i sucked a cock tonight and this is waaaaay gayer
Brayden Foster
i'm on it.
Leo Ward
>insecure about my dick size
how big are you, user?
Cooper King
5
Joshua Long
Ayyyyy lmao
>girlsgiggling.jpg
Bentley Smith
lol i googled it and apparently thats average.
Jordan Kelly
nah you're fine that's average
instead of feeling low about comparisons, just enjoy the moment instead and think of it as kink fuel
Lincoln Lewis
based kind person on Yea Forums. thanks. i'll remember that if i get insecure with my girl.
Justin Powell
No matter how big or small your dick is, you have a girl and that's more than 100% of this board can say since we're all faggots
Samuel Clark
yknow whats funny. i sucked a dick for the first time too a couple years ago now. it was like the ideal dick too, real big 8+ and not gross, through a glory hole. from a younger guy had to be in his early 20s ( i saw who it was after )
turns out, it was not as fun as i was expecting it to be. felt different though, than i expected, in a sorta fun way, texture wise. HARD to explain.
it was kinda, boring though. didnt care for it.
Tyler Lewis
it felt like putting a rubber dog toy in my mouth lol BASED EXPERIENCE SHARING user
Leo Long
LOL yeah kinda? right? it was kind of like that, actually. well actually, i've never put a rubber dog toy in my mouth, but thinking about it, seems about right.