>be me
>get grindr
>horny and want to cheat on qt asian gf
>find 8 inch cock that wants some action
>its attached to a man
>start sucking but am absolutely bored beyond belief
>tell guy im not down to clown
>he is cool and offers me a weed pen
>hit it a few times
>not horny at all
>he's chill, tells me he sells dab pens and xanax
>leave after good chat and feel that im really just insecure about my dick size
>go back inside to cute asian gf
>mfw im not gay
Be me
Charles Nguyen
Kevin James
>suck cock attached to a man
>im not gay
pick one
Angel Nelson
Congratulations, faggot
Parker Collins
What he did was gay, but it didn't sexual excite him.. Is this truly gay? Is user a solid millennial retard? Yes.
Chase Lewis
im not gay. just learned something. stop calling me a faggot and man up and suck a cock you mongoloid.
Austin Morris
i didnt like it but now i know that.
Nolan Anderson
No you
Ayden Sullivan
Jose Richardson
Did you reeeeeeeally need to suck a dick to figure that out?
Daniel Bailey
“But I'm not gay,” OP remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all gay here. I’m gay. You’re gay.”
“How do you know I’m gay?” said OP.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”