Confess

I got a fake collarbone cast that I go to the beach with. I go up to random bikini babes and ask them to rub sunscreen lotion on my back, because I can't do it myself. I've gotten sympathy and a boner. My hope is that one day one will ask me to return the favor and I can rub lotion on her boobs and butts and stuff, but so far no.

Fucking stupidity beyond comparison

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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pic of proof?

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i love bonnie

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i love dis slut

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emma's love

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i'm a whore cooked AMA

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So what kind of cast would you use?

don't be shy
tell me more

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