You have three wishes user, choose wisely

>You have three wishes user, choose wisely

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I wish the Shazaam movie with Sinbad was real.

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1. be a porn star and do drugs everyday.

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a loyal attractive shemale gf that cooks and cleans
and 10 billion dollars

It was legal to fuck girls under 18
STD’s didn’t exist
1 billion dollars

1. 50 Billion Dollars. That should be enough.
2. I can shape shift. Then i can become a any woman long enough to finger blast myself, and don't have to pay no hoes.
3. I'm keeping this one in my back pocket for later.

I wish for twenty-five million dollars, perfect health, and to never have anxiety again.

1.don't be a dissappointment to my parents
2.always have enough money to afford the thing i want or need
3.a gf

nigga 25 mil would be gone in no time. I'm buying the fucking Atlanta Braves and the the Tennessee Titans. I need a yacht and a castle. 25 mil is some casual shit.

1. Immortality until I choose my death.
2. A spaceship with everything I will need for eternity.
3. Deuces fuck faces, im exploring the universe.

then you get cancer, you don't die...you just have cancer

I wish you weren't a bligger.

I thought someone would say that, but I wanna live a comfy quiet life and a ton of money would just draw attention to me. $25 million is a shit ton if you don't blow it on obscene shit.

>implying my ship doesn't have the tech to cure cancer.

Get the fuck out

all niggers live in africa

your ship is gay

1. for Robin to have faked his own death for the sake of telling a bunch of autoerotic asphyxiation jokes
2. for this travesty to be part of the joke
3. for 3 more wishes

>the ability to make anyone do whatever I say
>you are now my slave
>unlimited wishes

1. To be inmune to all diseases
2. An endless supply of weed
3. Another genie lamp

It was real it star'd Johnathon Taylor Thomas and Kirsten Allie as the mom, she ended up bringing home Sinbad at the end of the movie. I am also from that timeline. I remember bits and piece of the movie just can't remember the whole thing. I also remember Clinton was never impeached and Ronald Regan was still alive.

1. 10 billion £ (5 billion of which is in gold and platinum)
2. To be able to go back 12 years while keeping the mind i have now
3. Immortal with perfect health but ability to suicide

I wish for Yea Forums to be great again

>aight. so this is a story about how i became a genie in a town called arabia.

gonna be one of the worst movies ever made. will smith is not the right type of actor to do what robin williams perfected.

Clean water and sanitation for all humankind. Fully functioning chakras well attuned regularly for everyone. No person going hungry ever again.

Yea Forums was never great, it just has its moments. Its like having sex with a robot, at first you like idk then you start enjoying it, then you climax and have a great time, but later you feel great shame for no reason.

1. Control rewind
2. Fortnite
3. Markass brownie

1. become immortal entity with power of God(making anything out of nothing, and other stuff)

2. Be able to shapesift in whoever or whatever I want.

3. I want friendly aliens to exist.

This and invisibility

I wish genie wasn’t a nigger

lets see if sand niggers complain about this. the curry niggers now complain about hank azarias apu in the simpsons.

1: a oil cartridge that never runs out and has settings for diffrent potencys and diffrent terpenes.
2:to be able to shapeshift
3:to win the lottery

Wouldn’t fucking surprise me....

>Yea Forums was never great

speak for yourself. Yea Forums was great before all the attentionwhores, camwhores, FB/IG and porn posts invaded. they had to create /s and /soc to try and contain the infection. but the trash keeps coming back to /b like a herpes virus. there is no cure.

1. Wish that for my next wish I can violate any of the cliche "genie rules" with no consequences or monkey's paw effects, like wishing for more wishes and being given a fountain with a bunch of pennies

2. Wish for an unbreakable watch that has a microphone and speaker, by speaking into this watch I can make wishes and it will grant them infinitely.

3. I wish the genie free under the condition that freeing said genie does not undo any magic it has already cast. If so, I wish that my body and mind are immortal and unageing.

Look I know your new to the site but Yea Forums was the original containment board. Lol like what do you even get from defending a pile of shit?

>user, choose wisely, you have 2 wishes
>wasn't it 3?
>Look down
>WOAH! MY DICK IS HUGE!
>C'mon, I've been doing this for years, kid...

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After that I would wish to know the exact wish I need to make on the watch to have the perfect safety net situation for me now that I have the power of a genie strapped to my wrist.

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>pic related

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Pretty simple;
Save state powers so I can save and reload points in time
Shapeshifting powers to just become whatever I want while always retaining my powers and consciousness
Ability to change bodies once my current one expires

I wish tears burned scars into liberals faces

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All universal knowledge
All physical and mental defects eliminated
Infinite wishes

1. no muslims
2. no niggers
3. a coke

>exploring the universe

Unless you can go faster than light, which is impossible, you'd just would just be cruising around in the dark forever. And even if you couls go lightspeed it qould take you 4 years to reach the nearest star system. Over 100,000 thousand years to even make it out of the milky way.

Oh and btw everything is brown and dark in space. Those pretty color pics you see are all shopped that way or seen through different infrared layers that our eyes cant do.

1. I wish for ultimate power like Brolly
2. I wish for billions of dollars.
3. I wish for Will Smith to lose his powers so that no one else will ever rival my power.

Buy some nice beachfront property, marry. Play video games. Fuck work.

Sooner or later wipe out brown people from the face of the planet.

1. Health
2. Artistic talent
3. Intelligence

1.Limitless telekinetics and teleenergetics, matter control on an atomic scale and such as well as energy
2. Immortality but I can off myself if i choose to
3. Super heros and villians were real and shit.

Lame I know but I wanna be like, a fucking super villian. I know it's a tard wish but realistically it would be fucking fun as shit.

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If you had Brolly's powers, why would you need money? you could use that wish for freezing time or something

You are crushed to death by a billion one dollar bills

Hey this isn't Monkey's Paw
fuck you

1) Complete mental control of space and time, including stopping, starting, speeding up and slowing down time within and outside of my timestream. No ageing when moving outside of my timestream.
2) Complete mental control of matter; moving, changing, to anything. Anything I make is functional (i.e. I can turn a sheet of toilet paper into a sheet of acid).
3) Offer the final wish to the genie.

Genie wishes you never made those wishes

I wish for africa and black people to not exist anymore
I wish for another world war
And...

No niggers as in degenerate black or just no blacks at all

Excellent point.

Offer the final wish to the genie on the proviso that it doesn't in any way act in a way which I'd consider to be negative.

wish one 1 live on this ship
wish 2 to suck this guys dick
wish 3 once i sucked this guys dick the ship explodes and i suck this guys dick while it happens

Ooh, can I take your third one please?
For you - just you and no-one else - to be wiped off the face of this planet, because you are a cunt and a plague and we'll all be happier in your absence.
Thanks!

No! It's mine!
I wish for piccolo to fuck me

>passive income of about 10k e a month till i perish
>that's all i really need lol

I watched Man of Steel the other day, the part where he us talking to the US government and he says " you cant control me and you never will be able "

Thats my first wish, I want to harness and manipulate radiation like Kal' El.
There is an infinite supply of radiation streaming through us at all times throughout the universe. I want to be able to soar through the aky breaking at mach speeds creating sonic booms. And have super human strength, intuition, and intelligence.

If I could basically be superman, who is technically a god. I probably wouldnt need the other two wishes.

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You and I are on the exact same page user.

a billion dollars
good health
immortality

I wanna puppy, I want some money, and a big titty bitch to rock my world

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I wish:

(a) to have something like the enormous musical talent of Johann Sebastian Bach;

(b) to be able to recreate, for posterity, all the lost masterpieces of His enormous oeuvre as though they were never lost;

(c) write (maybe just) one magnificent piece of music with such enormous stature as He Himself wrote.

..... something like this would do:

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Omnipotence
Omniscience
Omnipresence

I wish people would be more honest with each other.
I wish people to be more understanding of each other.
I wish people would good to each other.

i wish to leave this website forever

1. Shrunken Evangeline Lilly
2. Lauren Mayberry is Evangeline's daughter.
3. They're both sexually attracted to each other and feel they must act on it.

Grant my wishes, nigger genie!

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