You have three wishes user, choose wisely

>You have three wishes user, choose wisely

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I wish the Shazaam movie with Sinbad was real.

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1. be a porn star and do drugs everyday.

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a loyal attractive shemale gf that cooks and cleans
and 10 billion dollars

It was legal to fuck girls under 18
STD’s didn’t exist
1 billion dollars

1. 50 Billion Dollars. That should be enough.
2. I can shape shift. Then i can become a any woman long enough to finger blast myself, and don't have to pay no hoes.
3. I'm keeping this one in my back pocket for later.

I wish for twenty-five million dollars, perfect health, and to never have anxiety again.

1.don't be a dissappointment to my parents
2.always have enough money to afford the thing i want or need
3.a gf