Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight

Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight.

Any tips from the pros?

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Wat?

You're honey...

I did that once. It is far too tough and sticky, not worth the effort.
Unless you're an underageb& who can't legally buy a fleshlight, then maybe it'll be worth it for you. I'd suggest the peel of a mushy old banana peel instead though. Remember to microwave it first.

make a hole with a knife on both top and bottom. If you don't make a hole in the end, it'll split and crack more easily while you're fucking it, and turn into more of a mess.

Wear a condom so you're not getting sugar all over your dick.

Use lube when you're fucking it

Find a container to put it in while fucking it. Maybe cut up a 2 liter bottle. Clip the ears to fit it into the bottom.

OP said flashlight you dumb niggers

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I'm 100% sure he's not using a flashlight because he's horny, you shitheel.

Make sure you dont crystalize.
Get battery.
Get lightbulb.
Flashlight.

No. Honey.

No. Hes honey. Retard. Learn to read.

>honey
>flashlight
we got a winner, clean and trim your fingernails you caveman

Just ask your mom to tug one out for you.

Make sure you eat it after.

Do you mean you're a man and you want to use it as a fleshlight? Pretty sure that's what he meant guys.

the only logical answer of course

no, he means he's a sweetheart and wants to make a light out of the giant gelatin bear

>gets sweets for valentines from mom
OP is child or 40 year old neckbeard virgin

This is correct. As stated by OP himself.

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I dont remember Yea Forums ever being pros at turning a gummy bear into a flashlight, maybe some other board can help buddy

Cut an almond shaped hole into the bottom of the bear, make it go as deep as your dick is long. Use a plastic bic pen body to bore a hole into the top to let air escape the dick chamber, else the piston motion of your dick will push all the air into the end of the bear, exploding it. Get an empty 2 liter bottle and cut the bottom of it off and remove the cap. Insert the bear head first into the bottom of the bottle. When fucking your mothers token of affection, use a condom and as not to get jelly and sugar all over your dick. Optional, to make it tighter - fill in gaps between bear and bottle with cotton balls. You should only fuck this a few times, as it will attract ants.

Nah higher, you dont know where you are

Fuck it then eat it

I think I’d fuck the bears face instead of its asshole. It’s kind of cute and making me randy. Godspeed Christopher Robin.

>When fucking your mothers token of affection

How does this make a flashlight? You havent even used a bulb

kek

OP here. I'm 22. Living in basement because NEET.

Just need to fuck someone or something sweet. Bear is best candydate.

I have KY. Gonna try with timestamps.

I'm gonna tell mom

See if you can put pooh’s Head in your poo hole first