Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight.
Any tips from the pros?
Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight.
Any tips from the pros?
Wat?
You're honey...
I did that once. It is far too tough and sticky, not worth the effort.
Unless you're an underageb& who can't legally buy a fleshlight, then maybe it'll be worth it for you. I'd suggest the peel of a mushy old banana peel instead though. Remember to microwave it first.
make a hole with a knife on both top and bottom. If you don't make a hole in the end, it'll split and crack more easily while you're fucking it, and turn into more of a mess.
Wear a condom so you're not getting sugar all over your dick.
Use lube when you're fucking it
Find a container to put it in while fucking it. Maybe cut up a 2 liter bottle. Clip the ears to fit it into the bottom.
OP said flashlight you dumb niggers
I'm 100% sure he's not using a flashlight because he's horny, you shitheel.
Make sure you dont crystalize.
Get battery.
Get lightbulb.
Flashlight.
No. Honey.
No. Hes honey. Retard. Learn to read.