Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight

Got one of these for Valentine's day from my mom. I'm honey and I want to use it as a flashlight.

Any tips from the pros?

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Wat?

You're honey...

I did that once. It is far too tough and sticky, not worth the effort.
Unless you're an underageb& who can't legally buy a fleshlight, then maybe it'll be worth it for you. I'd suggest the peel of a mushy old banana peel instead though. Remember to microwave it first.

make a hole with a knife on both top and bottom. If you don't make a hole in the end, it'll split and crack more easily while you're fucking it, and turn into more of a mess.

Wear a condom so you're not getting sugar all over your dick.

Use lube when you're fucking it

Find a container to put it in while fucking it. Maybe cut up a 2 liter bottle. Clip the ears to fit it into the bottom.

OP said flashlight you dumb niggers

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I'm 100% sure he's not using a flashlight because he's horny, you shitheel.

Make sure you dont crystalize.
Get battery.
Get lightbulb.
Flashlight.

No. Honey.

No. Hes honey. Retard. Learn to read.