*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
I'm sorry for your loss, but you and I both know you would never let someone like me fuck someone like you even if the survival of the human race depended in it. Good day.
i told you Tyrone would pull the condom off at the last minute.
cool lets fuck can't get pregnant twice.
oh... and my family tradition says it needs to be a boy with my name.
so lets figure out the sex before
been trying for 6 months to get my blonde aryan gf pregnant with no luck.
Feels badman.
Yes, officer, she literally was saying 'I love you, user, and I know youll be a wonderful father' and right when she was about to say 'father', she tripped on the rug and fell on all of those knives.
Punch you in the stomach I'm part mexican
Uh, good for you, why are you talking to me?
>be me
>get letter saying I owe child support money about kid that may or may not be mine
>think back on banging the chick time after time
>mfw think back on banging the chick
"Me too"
Context. Bitch.
mum and dad are going to be pissed
FALCON PUNCH
kick her in the nads
make her double pregnant
Bitch I used a condom, I ain’t your baby daddy
This image always makes me Kek, because it’s 100% that character
This why we need the wall. To keep flith like you away from our beautiful , pristine, white daughters.
This. 14/88
>I had my tubes tied
Walls don't work on tunnels you nigger
That wouldn't be a first, I'll breeding with a muslim mut soon, can't have enough ankle biters
>wasn't me
Have you thought about IVF?
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I suspect you're too inbred for that
proximity mines do
I hope you’re not a nigger
He's a nigger
I'm fed up of niggers saying they tired of Mexicans come over you all didn't want to even come here go back to Africa make room for real Americans fucking niggers
Calm down, fellas...calm down. Shhhhhh. Now....Lets ask the nigger which jew put him up to this.
Fucking Einstein I bet
roundhouse kick belly
turn 360 and walk away
Uppercut her stomach. Turn that kid into fucking tomato paste.
You better step up to the plate and raise that baby as your own, white boi, less you wanna catch these hands.
As Duanna is my waifu, I just kiss her and marry her. The end.
A young bride to be. How nice.
well then I guess it doesn't matter if I cum in you again!
I haven't even fucked you yet. Guess I don't need to wrap this up then.
YOU ARE!? GOOD TO KNOW!! lol.
Don't fucking care!
>YWN cum inside Diana Agron
Yeah? Well I guess I will be cumming in your pussy non-stop for the next 9 months!
true Story. found out this passed weekend. 3 months old. if she'll cook and clean and keep fucking me i'll see if she'll change her mind if i offer a rock.
abort it with my cock
> real americans
the natives?
>implying this niggers roided raisin-looking nuts could produce enough sperm to impregnate a bitch
YEET
>mfw vasectomy
May you and whoever the father is have good luck with that. I’m out bitch.
OP
*posts cancerous faggot AIDS*
Are you having a boy or an abortion?
and fail at trips just like everything else in life
If a woman is talking in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, is she still wrong?
rape the laws of physics, make gravity so strong that univers collapses in to one point make this point my butthole get raped by the intere universe, enjoy it.
You're cute; I think I would have recalled ejaculating inside you.
>Awesome, do you know what lolicon is?