*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
I'm sorry for your loss, but you and I both know you would never let someone like me fuck someone like you even if the survival of the human race depended in it. Good day.
i told you Tyrone would pull the condom off at the last minute.
cool lets fuck can't get pregnant twice.
oh... and my family tradition says it needs to be a boy with my name.
so lets figure out the sex before
been trying for 6 months to get my blonde aryan gf pregnant with no luck.
Feels badman.
Yes, officer, she literally was saying 'I love you, user, and I know youll be a wonderful father' and right when she was about to say 'father', she tripped on the rug and fell on all of those knives.
Punch you in the stomach I'm part mexican
Uh, good for you, why are you talking to me?