Someone just kicked in your front door Yea Forums...

Someone just kicked in your front door Yea Forums, what do you grab THIS INSTANT THAT IS WITHIN ARMS REACH to defend yourself?

Attached: OutsideDoorKick2_lo.jpg (1283x962, 655K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5-FGGJe7Rt8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Crowbar

>*gets shot*

whoops, crowbar was the wrong choice. Nigger had a gun.

My dick

Is your plan to have the home invader laugh himself to death?

Lamp stand

Ain't no niggers where I live

Pretty sure this will do.

Attached: IMG_20190225_205546.jpg (1840x3264, 1.36M)

Attached: Snap 2019-02-25 at 21.56.42.png (595x533, 133K)

NERF or nothin', motherfucker.

Attached: 81aHFcqIjOL._SL1500_.jpg (1500x1500, 169K)