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I think I'm bi. Every now and then I just want to try sucking a cock, but I can never bring myself to try it. But I love pussy, too.

My mom raised me all by herself, she got me while she was 20. She was there, but you couldn't talk with her, you can't even nowadays do that. She's hysterical and doesn't know how to communicate. She had boyfriends, some of them i met, some of them i didn't. There was a period where she lived with her boyfriend and i was at grandmas. It lasted for 3-4 years. She didn't learn me shit. I'm bad at communicating with people, opening up to someone, making poor life decisions... Yeah

Jeeze that's a cute kitten.

I convinced a retarded girl in my class that cum tasted like frosting. She spent several days trying to get at the dicks of the special ed guys because her mom wouldn't let her eat anything with sugar in it. When she was thwarted in that endeavor she actually walked around at lunch asking guys if she could suck their dicks. One finally took her up on it, some loser with no other prospects. Well he gave her a mighty good dose of cum and she liked it. Turned out he was diabetic and wasn't diagnosed, so his cum did taste sweet. The second guy was not, however, and she ran out of the janitor's closet with cum running down her chin bawling her eyes out. The guy was left with his pants around his ankles, staring stupidly at a hallway full of wide eyed kids. A teacher broke the spell by saying " Pull up your pants", then he was led down to the office. He never came back to the school at all, she was back for a week or so before she was placed elsewhere. The administrators tried to get her to tell where she got the idea that you could get frosting out of a dick by sucking it. She kept saying "The first guy's dick worked right" and that's all they ever got out of her. They never figured out who the first guy was either, I found out about the diabetes because he started showing up at the nurses station before lunch like I had to.

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That is like around 50% of straight men. I'm straight too but I've sucked some dicks and I enjoy it. Also enjoy making out with men. They're really good kissers.

>bi
Can we stop thinking being adventurous is a fucking sexuality. There is no sexuality. There's straight, and then there's extreme fetishism attatched to delusion

No, sucking dick and kissing men appeals to 0% of straight men you deluded fag.

how old is she?

>0%
Only to insecure bitches like you user. The evidence suggests most straight men have at least thought about gay shit. Usually they just jerk off to it.

>I'm straight too but I've sucked some dicks and I enjoy it
This level of mental gymnastics