Post your deepest darkest secrets

I think I'm bi. Every now and then I just want to try sucking a cock, but I can never bring myself to try it. But I love pussy, too.

My mom raised me all by herself, she got me while she was 20. She was there, but you couldn't talk with her, you can't even nowadays do that. She's hysterical and doesn't know how to communicate. She had boyfriends, some of them i met, some of them i didn't. There was a period where she lived with her boyfriend and i was at grandmas. It lasted for 3-4 years. She didn't learn me shit. I'm bad at communicating with people, opening up to someone, making poor life decisions... Yeah

Jeeze that's a cute kitten.

I convinced a retarded girl in my class that cum tasted like frosting. She spent several days trying to get at the dicks of the special ed guys because her mom wouldn't let her eat anything with sugar in it. When she was thwarted in that endeavor she actually walked around at lunch asking guys if she could suck their dicks. One finally took her up on it, some loser with no other prospects. Well he gave her a mighty good dose of cum and she liked it. Turned out he was diabetic and wasn't diagnosed, so his cum did taste sweet. The second guy was not, however, and she ran out of the janitor's closet with cum running down her chin bawling her eyes out. The guy was left with his pants around his ankles, staring stupidly at a hallway full of wide eyed kids. A teacher broke the spell by saying " Pull up your pants", then he was led down to the office. He never came back to the school at all, she was back for a week or so before she was placed elsewhere. The administrators tried to get her to tell where she got the idea that you could get frosting out of a dick by sucking it. She kept saying "The first guy's dick worked right" and that's all they ever got out of her. They never figured out who the first guy was either, I found out about the diabetes because he started showing up at the nurses station before lunch like I had to.

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That is like around 50% of straight men. I'm straight too but I've sucked some dicks and I enjoy it. Also enjoy making out with men. They're really good kissers.

>bi
Can we stop thinking being adventurous is a fucking sexuality. There is no sexuality. There's straight, and then there's extreme fetishism attatched to delusion

No, sucking dick and kissing men appeals to 0% of straight men you deluded fag.

how old is she?

>0%
Only to insecure bitches like you user. The evidence suggests most straight men have at least thought about gay shit. Usually they just jerk off to it.

>I'm straight too but I've sucked some dicks and I enjoy it
This level of mental gymnastics

I want to fuck my gf sister real bad and also I like to suck cock

That would mean that most people are at least in the spectrum of bisexuality

> I'm straight too
> I've sucked some dicks and I enjoy it

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This has to be bait

>That would mean that most people are at least in the spectrum of bisexuality
Yes, that is how most people are. It's literally perfectly normal to be a horny guy and think about sucking dicks. But only a truly degenerate fetishist would think about putting a dick up their ass.

The first I ever came was at 12 years old because my sister though it be funny to pretend my dick was a doll. She had grabbed it by the end and waved it back and forth while making voices for it.

I grabbed her hand to stop her but then just held her wrist after I felt her hold me. I came 90 seconds later she yanoed her hand away and asked if I peed on her. I mumbled "no" and scurried to the bathroom.

>It's literally perfectly normal to be a horny guy and think about sucking dicks. But only a truly degenerate fetishist would think about putting a dick up their ass.
Of course you aren't gay Danny boy

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I've kissed one of my best dude friends and I'm pretty straight

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I'm a serial killer but unironically.

Yeah, but experimenting isn't the same as going around trying to suck dicks

Not any more, homo

I want to kill all men and breed all women.

idk what to tell you guys, I've been naked with dozens of women and had sex with most of them. I enjoy fucking and eating pussies. I like cocks too. But I'm not interested in anybodies asshole, girls or boys.

Live a little, have some sex anons. Life is short and you only get this one opportunity.

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Nice bait, faggot

I’m Donald Trump.

I pretend to be a conservative to normies but actually I am quite Liberal.

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I want to turn the whole of reality into a deserted wasteland, i particularly want to kill all White peope. I enjoy the thought of destroying happy families and hurting children.

Good.

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That's fine. But they're not straight.

I worship Death.

When I was about 12 I fucked around with my friend. We made out, humped a bit and he sucked my dick. Wasn’t my cup of tea.

And Evil.

That's 0% of straight men. 100% faggot.

I'm a Vietnam vet and I rapped a gook

you rapped him, really?

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so for you being gay is only about fucking a guy or get fucked by a guy....but sucking his dick is totally not gay....whatever user, denial will leave you eventually

Straight is just a label people use to describe their preference. It doesn't mean anything beyond that.

I prefer women, but if I see a cute guy that label doesn't mean shit.

did you win?

i am man cat

How many kills?

I have nothing cute to say, i want everything to die.

It does in fact mean you're not straight. Get over it, faggot.

4 to 5. Don't know if I was the one to get the 5tj

I am straight, because I said so. Because I prefer women.

Man that one guy was a really good kisser go. I'd almost consider being gay for that, if gay people weren't so fucking obnoxious. Even Grinder manages to piss me off with it's gay emoji bullshit.

I start losing interest when people say they have a fart fetish

I killed 54 people in the war, which war you ask? none, Call of Duty.

Okay, so being gay is a choice, then, and you're "choosing" to be straight.

I have problems.

I really am yearning for a woman like pic related.
Do they even fucking exist?

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I'm sorry, dude. Just know that all humanity isn't bad. Take care, user.

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Labeling yourself is a choice.

I beg to differ.

when i was 6 or 7 i felt my 13 year old sisters pussy and sucked on her tits while she was sleeping. pretty sure she woke up during it but didnt say or do anything. the next morning my she was in the kitchen with my mom and my mom told me that i couldnt sleep with her anymore bc i was a "rough" sleeper

>That is like around 50% of straight men
no

stfu faggot

Noice

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Fuckpig Diane looks a lot like that

I shit myself in a gymnasium, shook it out of my shorts and watched someone slip on it hehe

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Pics?

I just want to go around raping killing and eating White people, others too but mainly just attractive White people.

When I was in elementary school I was jealous of another student who kept bringing their game boy with pokemon yellow to school. He never really ate lunch or anything, just enjoyed playing his video game during recess.

Well, one day comes and the teacher isn't looking so I snuck to his desk and started his Gameboy and released his Pikachu.

He came back and went nuts during recess, the cops came, his parents came. It was all a mess and I loved it.

im gay

I once had consenting sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

it's your nigger genes causing violent behavior

I have an extremely strong rape fetish where I want someone to just pin me down in some dark alley and fuck the shit outta me.

I know it's not as glorious as my fetish mind is making it but I still yearn for it deeply.

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No kid, it's not just that. You don't get to pretend you're innocent angels.

Gods work user, though really you should have paid a few niggers to rape him and then paralyse him by now

Delusions

I pay prostitutes to eat out my butthole till this day and when they finish i say to them "what are you?" and she replies with "a whore"

>She didn't learn me shit
I can tell

I wish i had never comed into being, i deny God and all His creations. I would DO. IT. if i could.

reddit.com/r/rapekink

you might like this

oh wow how dark

DEFER

ESTROK

ELTAMUST

Male or female gook?

lmao

HOW DARE YOU

What fucking "dark secrets" you fucking faggots? it's just shit you do. Stupid fucking goyim.

>hehe
Gay

what do you mean when you say you cut his face?

like you hold him down and just give him one slash on his cheek and then run away? Or you beat him up and then slash his face?

Life sucks and then you die.

There is no God.

Have to agree with that user, I would assume that most men, at least ones who aren't all religious zelous have at least contemplated what sex with men would be like, to whatever degree. Similar to how I would assume most men would have contemplated what having tits, vag and being a woman is like, doesn't mean they are closeted trannies.
Homosexuality is actually very natural, it happens all over the animal kingdom too.

Im bi, but the thought of being intimate with a man disgusts me, plus I don't want to be bi at all, I feel it is more of an affliction and that I haven't been able to fuck as many woman as I like. A product of my sexual repression.

I had a teacher built like that.

How very fucking interesting, go rape babies. Do it.

I want all white people to die.

basically this.
youre either straight, or a sodomite.

When I was 14 I was put in foster care. While there I met an 11 yr. old girl. Turns out she’d been molested. She opened up to me how it hurt but she liked it when “he licked her down there”. I told her I loved doing that as well. That night she snuck in my room and I ate her out. This progressed to her giving me a blow job. Eventually, after a few weeks of sneaking around, I worked up the nerve to indulge my young foot fetish and smell her feet and suck her toes. She always wore jelly shoes with no socks so her feet smelled amazing. She and I basically gave each other oral several nights a week for almost a year before I moved out. That was over 30 years ago. No idea where she is now.

All this shit is cute and you're all retarded goyim, kill yourselves.

>he stole my crush

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So fucking what? is that it? oh wow how fucking dark.

i'm going to hell

>Im bi, but the thought of being intimate with a man disgusts me, plus I don't want to be bi at all, I feel it is more of an affliction and that I haven't been able to fuck as many woman as I like. A product of my sexual repression.
Find yourself a cute girl (male). I would pay top dollar to fuck some of the cute traps you see getting posted here.

i havent cummed in 47 days. feels good man.

oh yeah? wow that's hot i want you to grab a knife and start cutting yourself

cut your dick off

Retard

Once upon a time in a galaxy far fucking away.

death and destruction and there is no future

I was in an extremely successful, responsible long term relationship, proposed, about to get married...

And then I got caught jacking off to modified photoshopped picture of her sister.

So that ended. And here I am on Yea Forums!

The picture attached is the sister and the exact photo I lost my fiance to! :D

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Liberals are funny people.

this is more Hot than dark

try getting laid dude

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Whore's gotta learn their lessons

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yeah yeah but cut yourself, go ahead do it

there's no fucking lessons, this isn't a constructive endeavor i'm partaking in here

When I study, I open my 2k hours folder of animal-porn and do a shuffle play all. Just bitches getting fucked by dogs/donkeys/horses/pigs etc.
Afew times a day, that get's me horny and I go to chaturbate and wank to some anal sluts with my zoo porn running in the background.

Thezoo porn runs from when I open my books till I prepare for the night.
I am going to be a social worker btw.

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Killed my neighbours poodle with a baseball bat when I was 14 and smashed up her windows too.

Blackmailed my first gf and mentally and physically abused her.

Stomped a stray dog on my back lawn.

Gave my colleague who stole my lunch pot brownies before a drug test and hot him fired ( he also freaked out)

Yea I would fuck a cute trap. Im not 100% embarrassed about being bi, but I have never told anyone important in my life, so would keep it all on the down low.
I have had a few encounters with men and once with a xxyy or something like that "girl" (looked and presented as a women all her life but had a cock, chromosome/genetic defect thing, google it, so not actually a trap)
It's not a big deal to me. I sometimes fap to gay shit, then the thoughts go away.
Would rather be 100% straight though.

Looks pretty hot, post shooped nudes

I regularly jerk off and cum on my sister's bare feet while she's asleep.

This is the dark stuff.

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wanting to fuck a passing traop/trans is not gay btw. Even suffingyour butt with a dildo is not gay enough to qualify for being bi sexual.
If you had a thing for NOT passing traps or men in general THAN you would be considered bi/homo.

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Killed my neighbours poodle with a baseball bat when I was 14 and smashed up her windows too.

Blackmailed my first gf and mentally and physically abused her.

Stomped a stray dog on my back lawn.

Gave my colleague who stole my lunch pot brownies before a drug test and hot him fired ( he also freaked out)

Anonymous bored user also this is like half

youre just an asshole dude

I love cats, I love animals in general. But when it comes to me holding a cat or kitten, I can't help but feel like choking them in rage.

I've owned 5 cats. I've killed them all by pushing them to the limits, choking, asphixiating, spinning them. But then I snap out of it and feel like shit, feel sorry and the animals still ask for my attention and have never showed a grudge against me... And when they happen to die on me, I fall into an extreme depression and I don't leave my house for weeks. I work from home anyways.

BTW, been to going to therapy.

I'm quite of a normal guy, kind of serious, moderately social, marrying next summer, I help my mom with her bills...

But this shit, killing kittens just hits an adrenaline rush I can't explain. It sucks that I can't channel this energy towards a positive thing. It sucks that I am an animal abuser. It sucks that I've hurt a small creature that I sincerely love.

Fuck me.

Maybe you are allergic to cats or MKUltra is ruining it all.

Maybe

Thanks user this has really helped me

i dig that man.

I'm just kidding.

I'm a trap.

What race are you?

I fucked my wife's best friend while my wife was passed out drunk in another room. They're still BFFs, the slut flirts with me ridiculously whenever my wife isn't looking, but acts like nothing happened at all around my wife.

Tell us your race.

You're a faggot, don't go around pretending you're a woman.

Well isn't that just wholesome.

Seek medication and therapy.

You stupid motherfuckers

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Prove it

Just say "i'm a godless White liberal" and save us all some time.

edge overlord

I secretly enjoy being nice to people

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Psychology is largely a Jewish meme.

Why not leave the thread ?

Yeah, i'm kind of hardcore you guys aren't i?HAHA.

i wanna die but too afraid to kill myself

Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Chalk that up on my, "damn, shouldn't have done that" list

Just out of curiosity. How could a girl who can’t talk or move be your best friend? How does a friendship like that start and turn into a strong bond?

I sometimes wipe from back to front so that my bf can call me Samantha Shitlips

You said your getting married? What if your s/o finds out ?

My wife and I have dabbled in the lifestyle for 7-8 years now but we just did our first full swap Sunday night.

My wife got fucked in every position possible as hard as possible and before he nutted the second time he had her begging "please" for his cock while he doggystyle fucked her.

I gagged the other wife with my dick, bent her legs over her head, tongued her ass, fucked her while she screamed, etc.

A good time was had by all!

Well then just kill yourself first before anyone else.

I might be in a pickle.
She wants to get me a kitten for my bday.

My cousin and I are fucking, pic very related

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I'm fucking my wife's mother, 3 years till now. She even suck my dick when i let my children because my wife and me work all day, the kids take the lunch and my dick is pleasured menanwhile.

THIS

My wife and I have dabbled a bit as well with a few friends here and there over the years. We have a fun couple now but they're kind of a "play couple" is not into a full swap. Any ideas on how to find another couple now that Craigslist is a no-go?

Fucking shitskin

I only started learning to drive manual cars at the age of 27.

I love you guys too much.

Oh well, all we can do is keep moving forwards in life and make the right choice next time.

It's all good.

Anyway, i killed 54 people in the war. Yeah, HAHA :)

Are you in the U.S? if so, swinger websites:

Swinglifefstyle
Kasidie
Adultfriendfinder
Fetlife
etc.

u jelly of him

Guys, i've killed a lot of people legally and sanctioned by the goverment. Which goverment? oh you know.

I get flashbacks if i think about it too much, i start thinking i'm still there and i get all paranoid and stuff.

I'm a white middle class government worker who used to deal drugs and hold large amounts of ecstasy and hash for a collective of dealers.
I was connected to the big dealers by my child's grandmother who used to taxi them about.
I took around ten pills (e) daily for a month and stopped it all when my friend who worked for the police told me my name was mentioned down the station.

Oh and I'm also God.

I start waving an imaginary gun around.

Willing to share a wife pic?

I knifed a kid in the left side once during a cluster fight at Dick's drive-in. I was getting pummeled at the time by 3 fuckers, so I panicked, pulled out my pocket knife and stuck the closest guy to me. He screamed, everybody freaked out and I took that opportunity to GTFO. I sometimes wonder what happened to that kid. I stuck him good. 4 inch blade right below the ribs, all the way in.

I've had sex with 20+ girls, the best was with an 11yo

I let my dog lick my dick till I cum and then she usually licks up the mess

White Caucasian

this lol, I want to be genghis khan aswell

I wish I did, but I saw this on here a few weeks ago and I had to double-check because this looks exactly like my wife and our current play couple's wife. Mine would be the one on the right.

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noice, me to

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Are you that asshole that keeps posting pics of black dicks asking "How can white people compete?"

My wife is my first and only contact with the female body and since we've been married I've been struggling with the lust for more experiences.

She helped me come out of my shell socially and since then she's so insecure and has on many occasions accused me of cheating on her with various mutual friends and co-workers and has nearly ruined two friendships between us (one successfully).

The last being our roommate, whom has agreed that there is a natural attraction between us and would love to "play" but we both respect my marriage to not do anything. But with my wife's constant bullshit recently, I'm tempted to push.

Also, thanks to Yea Forums I discovered my attraction to animals at the age of 16. I humped a female dog until I came and then berried that lust deep within until I was about 19 before ever exploring it again.

my mexican 19yo girlfriend is part of a murder squad, her main gig is being an escort

Meow!

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do you have a dog named guard?

WTF i thought I was the only one who does this!!

I'm all like fucked out of my head right now on fucking DRUGS I'm talking about MARIJUANA God damn it YOU are all fucking cunts and you can suck my fucking COCK! COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK OH MY GODDDDDDDDD user haha Jesus man Jesus!! That is my secret.

Learn to recognize when foreigners literally translate idioms.

Sick bastard

most of the conservatives are pretty liberal, not just hardcore leftists

um bipolar?

Jesus my mind just released! How the fuck did I download the OWN app? I'm watching Dr Phil holy fuck

Moar!!

People don't want to admit that its really common and normal to like dick. After all, most of us like our own dicks, so its not an extreme leap to imagine liking someone else's too.

Just do what you enjoy in life and don't worry about labels so much.

Copypasta

It doesnt, guy is full of shit

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In my younger years my home was a hive of unbridled hedonism, a roiling apiary where instinct and impulse were indulged with wild abandon. A bewitching predator slipped in amidst the swarm of tittering sycophants. Though outwardly urbane, I could sense in her a mocking thirst. Driven half-mad by cloying vulgarity I plotted to rid myself of this lurking threat in a grand display of sadistic sport. But as the moment of murder drew nigh, the gibbous moon revealed her inhuman desires in all their stultifying hideousness...

Mercifully, the morbid encounter resolved itself in my favor, and I set to work pursuing degeneracy in its most decadent forms. The air pulsed with anticipation as I revealed the unnatural terroir of the house vintage. But my exultation was cut short as the attending gentry turned upon themselves in an orgy of an indescribable frenzy. A single drop of that forbidden tannin gifted me with a dizzying glimpse of a hibernating horror beneath my feet, and in that moment, I understood the terrible truth of the world. I stood reborn, molted by newfound knowledge, my head throbbing to the growing whine of winged vermin come to drink the tainted blood… of The Darkest Dungeon.

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Almost the same as you. Was in a fight based on mistaken identity 4 on one. One guy was just standing but I was doing my best against the others. Had pocket knife and used it on the closest one just to the side of his belly button. Tripped the one who was holding me and ran as fast as I could. Never saw that guy again. I think he's probably alright.

Yeah, I've had some med fags tell me that if you're gonna get stuck, that's a good place to get stuck... probably wouldn't have killed 'em anyway. Not that feel that terrible for stickin' some fucker who was beatin' my ass with two of his closest butt buddies, but that fight was some stupid bullshit. I'm not even sure how it started. I'd hate to have killed some kid over some bullshit.

I´m so good at blending and acting charming with everybody in parties and reunions, but in secret I just wanna be at home.

Idon´t like being around people, but people likes to be around me.

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quads to dubs, noice!

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QUINTS TO DUBS fucker, learn to math

I can't stand my gf

Checked

Do you find that you have to drink a lot to tolerate large parties?

That's my problem and it's turned me into a drunk. My sister is a psychologist and tells me I have social anxiety disorder... but she's a smarty cunt so fuck her.

Good man

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Maybi

>apiary
an apiary is where bees live you twat

When i jerk off. I think of my cousins name.

I also wanna fuck a women really hard, and think of my cousin.

Because... my cousin reminds me of a female me. And shes pretty attractive :)

you fucking faggots are so delusional.