Job secrets thread

Lol fuck this guy

This is way too much effort. If you’re a drug addict or homeless it’s probably worth it.

Am I missing something? What's the secret here?

Or is this just a shitty attempt at a "I fuck my students" joke?

>tfw i have a Security+ cert and still working on my degree
>get co-op been working with them for nearly a year now
>Guaranteed job after I get my degree, because my company is desperate for young people in the Tech sector
You're not trying hard enough user, 15 years and nothing? I call bullshit, theres too many jobs in this field for everyone to say no to you for 15 years.

Attached: Screenshot_2017-04-04-14-58-38-1.png (679x871, 506K)

Nice. Share more.

any hello/goodbye greeting and fuck off
if you're quick about it i can get back to whatever i have to do or reading or whatever

you're a dumbfuck

I’m a corporate lawyer. A GOOD local lawyer is absolutely worth $350. I consult with and hire them all the time. The problems are:
1. There are so many bad lawyers who went to shitty schools, don’t know anything, and are unprofessional. It’s hard for the consumer to tell them apart.
2. If you pay by the hour the lawyer has an incentive to waste time. Even if not in an outrageous way. And of course they’ll do things you don’t need a lawyer for. It’s best if you can negotiate a flat fee.
3. Most of the best lawyers don’t take on a lot of small jobs because they’re more hassle and don’t pay as well.

This is basically just a convoluted form of shoplifting. Your car rental tip was way more legit.

1. No. The company doesn’t pay anything to prosecute you. It’s done by the state.
2. Even if you were right, they’ll pay $600 to punish someone for stealing $200 because it scares off 10 more people who would do the same.