Whats a goode alternatib for a dildo?? i'm too lazee to buy 1 and i want sum thing in my butte

have sex

My brother broke up with his girlfriend bcuz she wanted sex and he did not... Among other things

haha thanks fren . f*ck.

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why? he has small pp? haha

He's a Christian and she's a Christian too, but he believes premarital sex is wrong and she doesn't.

At the risk of embarrassing myself, You could try something like the neck of a beer bottle or other similarly shaped sturdy object. But make sure it's much wider at one end so it doesn't get lost in there..

cut of the handle of a lint roller and melt the sharp end down so it isnt sharp anymore

rubber handls usualle worked prettee well but i dotn think ive used a lint rollre. i'll try it out thanks fren

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