Whats a goode alternatib for a dildo?? i'm too lazee to buy 1 and i want sum thing in my butte

have sex

My brother broke up with his girlfriend bcuz she wanted sex and he did not... Among other things

haha thanks fren . f*ck.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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why? he has small pp? haha

He's a Christian and she's a Christian too, but he believes premarital sex is wrong and she doesn't.

At the risk of embarrassing myself, You could try something like the neck of a beer bottle or other similarly shaped sturdy object. But make sure it's much wider at one end so it doesn't get lost in there..

cut of the handle of a lint roller and melt the sharp end down so it isnt sharp anymore

rubber handls usualle worked prettee well but i dotn think ive used a lint rollre. i'll try it out thanks fren

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DON'T EVER USE GLASS ANYTHING

THIS IS NOT A FUNPOST

NEVER USE GLASS!

this
member 1 guy 1 cup?

just find someone who owns a penis and ask them if you can use it

you wan use me penis?

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Miss me with this gay shit. Stick up your friend's dick up your ass or something

My penis lole

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take off your pebis sende it to me through the mail lole

great answer, how do i upvote posts on Yea Forums?

Glass anything is real dangerous Boii, didn't you see what happened in 1 man 1 jar? That could happen to you if you aren't careful

click the "like" button next to the post nubmer!

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come und get it bigg boy

a penes

im coming. im on all fours crawling over miles of asphalt road to grab your fat mushroom penpis

good yui pic +1like

good boye

thanks fren,

what the hell. how did you kmow i like being called a good boyo. how did you knowe it makes my testicles tremble like pots and pans hung over a stove during an earthquake.

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could easily tell you a qt good boyo
I would not offer the bepis otherwise

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ahhh thene i am honououred to have your penbis i promis ill take goode care of it i'll feed it and take it out on walks when necessary

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hahaha

fingrer dude

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hair brush handle

but my fingre is too thinn i want to use some thing as thick as the Real Deal

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cucumbers and condoms
that way you can eat it and hide the evidence
make sure you're not suddenly buying cucumbers if you've never eaten them before and live with other people, they'll catch on pretty quick

Glass bottles are completely fine to use, don't worry about it.

stop gib the good boye bad adviece

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foode feels strange to use since im puttign it in my mouth later but my butte's usually squee kee clean and plus theres a big chunky condom on it so it might not be that bad. i will try it, thanks fren

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Think of it this way, your butt is like a second mouth.
The inner lining of your anus is similar to the lining of your mouth.
If you wouldn't put it in your mouth, it should never go up your butt.

Food is 100% safe, just make sure you don't lose it up your butt or you'll have to go make an embarrassing visit to the ER.

when i just hit puberty i always wanted to go to new extremes because masturbasting got boring rly quick and even at that delicate age i was able to fit half a banana in my hole

these are. good useful teachigns thakn you i'm happy i knowe this now and i'll keep it in mind if anything ever goes in my butte.

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It was one time and also a bad example...
I'm not proud of that one.

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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insted of doing lewd things to your but why not just hug your friends

maybe he would if he could

Your fortune: Godly Luck

there has to be balanc. if there is too much frienb hugging you gotta do more buttstuff and vice versa

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