seuss remembers the good old days! The television would talk about Asian Gorl so much! Asian Gorl would be quirky! Exotic! Beautiful! Asian Gorl was good at Kung-fu! She cooked some mean rice! She even knew how to fix your ripped jeans! Asian Gorl... where did you go!? All of those television programs, and weird cartoons, lost in time, like rain!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
dubs
Lord of the Game... checking my dubs!
I am honored!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Die you fucking Barneyfag
Marvelous misadventures of Asian Gorl!!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Taking secret photos of Asian Gorl while she commutes to work!
That's the seussian way!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Deep in the New York projects of Chinatown! seuss uncovers truths about Asian Gorl's whereabouts. Descending into the cavernous basement of the apartment building, he finally finds her!
"Asian Gorl! I'm here to rescue you! It's me, your boyfriend!"
"Daddy's coming!"
Asian Gorl, filled with terror, becomes tense and irascible!
"We need to escape!! Daddy is coming!"
What were they doing to Asian Gorl down here...
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Welcome to the cub Asian Gorl!
We have nice foods, and nice drinks! Video games too! Do you like cake? We have chocolate! (seuss loves chocolate cakes... nomnomn!) I thought about you a lot Asian Gorl... you know, we should play Laser Tag! Pew-pew! I'll zap ya dead! Bzzt! Wouldn't that be exciting!? Yes!
Fun, fun!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
If you're just joining us today, seuss is on a campaign to capture the essence of Asian Gorl! To reveal to the public what is so amazing about her, in both magnitude and value! It is a herculean task, but seuss takes it on clumsily! With the best of wit, and most sensational adventures, he gives you not only a front row seat to Asian Gorl escapades, but a full and weighty understanding of her troubles!
Your fortune: Bad Luck