Yea Forums have you ever met a wrestler unexpectedly?

Did he wash your ass later?

Yeah I was walking in Detroit in the middle of the night and out of the corner of my eye I saw Kevin Nash and 3 black men performing wrestling maneuvers on each other. At least, that's what it looked like, I couldn't get a good look.

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Holy fucking based

I'm pretty sure I saw edge at a grocery store in nc. I made eye contact with him but we were on separate ends of the aisles. I turned my head for one second and he was gone. I tried to "accidentally" run into him but I couldn't find him.

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

Stale. Not yet ripe enough for a comeback.

.... Neck yourself cretin

>working graveyard shift at a waffle house in 2003
>clock in one night and hear there was a house show nearby
>some wrestlers might be coming in to eat, maybe Austin
>Big Show and Kurt Angle walk in
>none of my coworkers that were excited to meet Austin know who they are

OH NONONONO

Saw Sting at a Starbucks. I had a vague idea he lived nearby after watching that Into the Light doc on the network, but had never seen him. Just walking out after getting my coffee and hold the door open for some old dude and I assume his daughter. Look up and it's Sting, shades on and everything. It was a Sunday at 1pm so I assume he'd just gotten out of church or something. He just said thank you and grabbed the door to let me past.