Yea Forums have you ever met a wrestler unexpectedly?
>be me
>first job
>bellman at “most prestigious” hotel in city
>city isn’t shit so it’s no big deal
>wait for people to check in
>JBL walks in and checks in
>used to be big WWE fan and think “holy shit”
>I take his bags and start talking to him
>he’s a really cool guy and willing to shoot the shit with me for 10 minutes
>gives me 60 dollar tip for putting his bags on a cart and wheeling them to an elevator
>JBL cool dude
Kurt Angle at the Pittsburgh airport around 2009. It was around 4:00PM and I was waiting for some family members to arrive from Atlanta. He was waiting for his flight and we talked about the local sports teams for a few minutes. Shook my hand and took a picture. I didn't want to bore him to death so I left him alone after that. Super nice guy, but god damn he looked like a total wreck during that time.
Bradshaw is based as fuck, super cool, redpilled dime magnet chad who was the single best heel in WWE history. His career is not appreciated enough.
>Be me
>2010
>Suddenly
>Pizza Mayu
Interesting way of spelling JBL is a fat queer
Based.
High fived Moxley at a WWE Live event but obvs that's not unexpected.
>met a wrestler with long hair back in 92
I think that description fits Deadie to a T
He was cool, desu
Did he wash your ass later?
Yeah I was walking in Detroit in the middle of the night and out of the corner of my eye I saw Kevin Nash and 3 black men performing wrestling maneuvers on each other. At least, that's what it looked like, I couldn't get a good look.
t. r/justcuckthings
Holy fucking based
I'm pretty sure I saw edge at a grocery store in nc. I made eye contact with him but we were on separate ends of the aisles. I turned my head for one second and he was gone. I tried to "accidentally" run into him but I couldn't find him.
I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Stale. Not yet ripe enough for a comeback.
.... Neck yourself cretin
>working graveyard shift at a waffle house in 2003
>clock in one night and hear there was a house show nearby
>some wrestlers might be coming in to eat, maybe Austin
>Big Show and Kurt Angle walk in
>none of my coworkers that were excited to meet Austin know who they are
OH NONONONO
Saw Sting at a Starbucks. I had a vague idea he lived nearby after watching that Into the Light doc on the network, but had never seen him. Just walking out after getting my coffee and hold the door open for some old dude and I assume his daughter. Look up and it's Sting, shades on and everything. It was a Sunday at 1pm so I assume he'd just gotten out of church or something. He just said thank you and grabbed the door to let me past.
I saw gino gambino at Melbourne airport a few months ago
I met Kevin Nash back in some summer night back in 1992. after this I raped him
Where in NC? I live in Concord. Tons of people I know have seen Ric Flair out at bars.
I saw big knife Manju on a trip to India, unfortunately he didn’t have his knife and was in a rush to get to the shitting street so I couldn’t get a picture
Based. Reminder that JBL posted a picture of his computer loaded with muscle girl porn on twitter and literally fists men in showers
Met Gallows and Anderson while RAW was in my home city of Columbus Ohio, The show was at nation wide arena which was like 20 steps from my restaurant job at the time. after the RAW they came in for a couple of beers. None of my co-workers knew who they were other than some" wrestling guys" at the bar. I approached them at the bar and just told them I'm a big fan and shook their hands. Gallows is fucking huge IRL
Lmao, got a pic or source for that muscle girl thing? Based big boy Bradshaw
I saw JBL at my old climbing gym in Brooklyn the day before Summerslam a few years back. I left him alone. The walls are pretty short there, and he was on some really easy routes, but it was impressive that a guy that big, with tons of wear and tear, was able to haul himself up.
Visited Tampa area with my ex few years ago, big dimes Cena drove past us in his white lambo. Looked at him and started laughing because I told my ex that looked just like him, he drives back and smirks and me and does a slight nod, then vroom vrooms away.
Seemed like a cool guy
So JBL is /ourguy/
Towards asheville. Nice to see an user who lives so close. My dad met ric flair in Charlotte. Says he was a nice guy.
Nice bro I might move to Black Mountain if I get this job in Asheville. Too expensive to live anywhere in Asheville.
Concord is getting eaten up by Charlotte. It'll soon be a corporate hellhole. Black Mountain and those areas around Asheville will eventually be shit up by Asheville unless we stop it.
Don’t care man I lived in Winston Salem for a year and it was such a shithole I’ll take Charlotte or Asheville over Winston or Greensboro anyday
I met Virgil at a Sbarro's pizza in western PA around 2000 while going to a wrestling tournament when I was on the team in middle school and got him to sign my headgear. He was actually cool with us and talked to us about amateur wrestling and WWF/WCW, he must have wrestled in school a little too the way he talked about it. I guess he wasn't broke at the time because he didn't charge me anything for the autograph, think he was still in WCW anyway. I wore those headgear for like 2 more years before I needed new ones. Virgil can be pretty based sometimes.
RVD at the Staples Center during a Lakers game in 2008. Super chill guy and had a big smile on his face during the whole time.
Probably stoned, on pain pills and just fucked a thot and had another one lined up later that night. Based party boy
She’s a female bodybuilder with a set of nudes out on the internet. Yes, I did have to look up her nudes to find this picture and no, she’s not that hot. JBL is unironically 100% without a doubt, shoot in denial of his homosexuality. The girl literally has pecs like Zyzz and arms bigger than Johny Garganos
I work at a Best Buy in Tampa and we get wrestlers in the store all the time. In my time there I have seen or interacted with:
>Kofi Kingston
was nice, kid was a brat throwing chips all over
>Chris Jericho
missed talking to him twice
>Samoa Joe
walks quickly, doesnt want to be bothered, seen him multiple times
>Christian
nice guy, told me about working on his show
>Jay Lethal
didnt realize it was him til he walked past
>Sheamus
only saw him from a distance
>Titus O'Neal
shook my hand and thanked me for being a fan
>Johnny Ace w/ Momma Bella
very nice couple, sold them a garmin watch, Johnny did his people power pose for me
>Baron Corbin
very nice dude, wanted me to order him a high end iMac, but we didn't have the one he wanted, he was MitB at the time and told me to watch for the cash in soon lol
>Watch for my cash-in soon
Was this before he talked shit to WWE company doctors? Because he was probably legitimately hyped before he was going to get buried
He was hiding from your mark ass lmaoooooooooo
The Undertaker came into the bank I worked at when I lived in Austin. The guy is gigantic. Shook his hand, that’s about it.
>jay lethal doesnt pass the best buy test
kek
BMJ drove past my brother in a white Porsche a few years back. Said Cena gave him a weird look and shook his head.
Did this happen during the particularly warm summer of 1992?
met Aleister Black when he was working the euro indie scene under the name Tommy End
/smack/ was in my area one night and xavier woods was in the japanese restaurant that I work at. He was with a really plain looking girl. Didn’t say nothin to him cause i don’t wanna be a bothersome mark.
a few years ago Cena drove past me and my gf in a white Ferrari, my gf dropped her purse and bent over to pick it up, Cena licked his lips then gave a wink
H I G H
T E S T
I met Ken shamrock at a dive bar watching some random mma ppv on their tiny tv. He looked mad as fuck but actually started chatting with me for a bit.
Isn't that undertaker's former bride?
I once ran into Big Show at a coffee shop while wearing an NWO shirt and no sold him by pretending not to know who he was when I sat down at a table by him and he started chit chatting with me.
Your coworkers didn't know about an Olympic gold medalist?
Phil?
I'm from Four Oaks, NC. It's a much quiter, nicer place than the larger cities. There's a lot of really nice farmland around here.
Holy shit, you're lucky.
Y tho
I literally saw Rusev at a nightclub in Bulgaria two months ago.
Didn't say anything to him though, he was there with his boys and I didn't want to be a mark. Just nodded at him and he nodded back.
He should have stayed dead when Hogan shoved him off that roof
did he have his cowboy hat?
Was at a football camp at CU and met Vader. He was going to do a motivational talk later that day but I was running around the campus for shits and ran into him talking to one of the organizers and talked with him for a while. After the talk that night he gave me one of his masks, probably still in my room at my parents house.
thats fucking BASED mark big leaguing the worker
>reporting the post
Why exactly are you such a little bitch, carter?
>be working at bestbuy during I think ortons first or second title run
>See him and some other people I don't remember, Randy walks down my isle I'm fixing
>Drop a simple what's up Randy keep up the good work or something, don't remember
>Randy turns around and comes over and thanks me for the support
>Asks where the headphones are
>Show him
>He asks what's best, says price doesn't matter
>Show him some like 1000 dollar headphones or something thinking he won't buy them
>He buys three pairs
I got conned into sucking Dusty Rhodes' dick in Augusta, Georgia in 1982.
No but my old coworker used to work at the NY airport or some shit and ran into Vince a few times. Apparently the guy would tip everyone hundreds. He said he was really nice and even had a conversation with him.
Roddy Piper at a mall here in the Portland area around 2012-ish. One of the nicest guys I've ever met. Shook my hand and told me to have a nice day. RIP Hot Rod
Someone on Squared Circle once said that he used to work at a small diner near wwe's headquarters in Stamford. He met every member of the McMahon family plus HHH numerous times. All of them were incredibly nice and tipped well, especially Shane.
Heard a story second hand from dudes working at Impact around that time. Apparently Angle was a fucking mess in the lockeroom, just sat in a corner looking like utter dogshit and could barely move. His music would hit, he’d go out and have a blinder and then come back and upon getting backstage just shrink into a broken down old
man again. Apparently it was an incredible sight.
Based user reminding Orton he needs to get headphones so marks stop bothering him in public
>conned
Sure. Whatever you tell yourself.
kek
Were you on his flight? I was once, I sat in the seat on the aisle of his two seats.
Can you name every (or literally any) Olympian from the past decade? No one cares about those dimeless shitters
Met Foley at the UN Building during a presentation for rape prevention. He was alright, but seemed interested in talking to my girl, who had no idea who he was.
Wrestling isn't popular. Olympic wrestling is being added in now, but they got rid of it for a bit because it never drew dimes.
user, were those the best headphones?
Fuck yourself
By Proxy he touched Renee's tit.
>Friends with Nash
>So he helps rape prevention causes
That's pretty based to me.
Based Nash showing New Day how it's done.
>Someone on Squared Circle once said
Go back
My friend met Hunter at an autograph signing in 2008 when he was wwe champion. Friendly guy and was smiling, but still kinda came off as reserved.
Nah he was wearing jeans and a Ralph Lauren polo
Angle's personal life was a trainwreck from 2007 - 14. I'm glad he's gotten better
> be me
> dating the Big Show
> he's a giant, but the most gentle man I've ever met
> very timid and courteous lover
> "hey user?"
> "yeah Biggie?"
> "I was wondering if you... oh nevermind"
> "What is it?"
> "No, it's stupid. Just forget about it."
> "Babe, come on. You can tell me anything.
I work out near the arena for Chicago shows. There's always several wrestlers there when they are in town.
Met her at the synagogue in Ohio a few times. This was before she blew up as a wrestler and she doesn't visit as much anymore. Obviously really sweet and quieter in person
I seen luchasaurus at a local event. Then i saw him at aew.
I was surprised
Based
there used to be a restaurant right by the allstate arena that wrestlers would go to after shows (pine tree or something). one time we saw paul london there and he signed an autograph for my buddy. rene dupree saw, drew an arrow pointing to it and wrote "faggot". also, kenzo suzuki was wearing a pink polo.
>be me
>undertaker wants me to go on a ride through Death Valley with him in mid august
>he stops at the local 81 for some reason but doesnt tell me why
>driving for hours
>120 degrees
>"how long untill we get there, mister taker?"
>"mmmm we're halfway there, if you cant handle the heat you aint gonna make it with with the wolves, kid"
>suddenly my bike stops
>turns out i ran out of gas
>undertaker pulls up next to me
>"Its 120 degrees, how are you going to survive?"
>I look at him straight in the eyes and without hesitation answer
>"I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food"
>"Good answer big man, but I don't sleep"
>he drives off
>HE FUCKING DRIVES OFF
>he keeps rollin' rollin' rollin' out of the desert
>mfw i'm not coldblooded
>mfw i had to wear lizard boots and a sneak necktie to survive
>mfw i had to walk for 2 days with a harley davidson on my shoulder
Christian, Orton, Cody Rhodes, and a lot of other guys at an Ihop after a smackdown taping in 2011. I just nodded and said "that was a fun show tonight." They said thanks and gave me a fist bump.
Long story short, I'm about three or four inches taller than Mark Henry and his shoulders are a foot wider than mine. And I fucking lift, I have to as a security guard!
I met Chyna in the sweltering summer of '00. She was really nice. I also met Stacy Kiebler, but can't remember anything about it.
>Chris Masters
>Al Snow
>Raven
>Orlando Jordan
Met them after shows they came down for.
Was working at a big comedy festival. At an after-party with a lot of celebs. I spot Virgil hanging by himself holding a Fabric shopping bag. It was an industry event and everyone either being friendly or looking to network. A lot of big name comics and some directors are there. After an hour at this party, I notice that Virgil is still alone nursing a free drink and holding a bag. He looked sorta homeless... I get the nerve to introduce myself and tell him I'm a big Wrestling fan. No shit, the first and only thing he says to me is... "I got plenty of great photos in this bag".. He was trying to sell his fucking 8x10's at this event. Was not advertised to be there and not working anywhere near by. I think he literally traveled to this festival to sell 8x10's... It was fucking crazy
no, but Il lie and say I met Trips for his leg surgery in Huntsville, AL
He was in the lobby, I was too with family who was gonna have an appt, I waved, unsurely, he waved back and then I was sure, then my mom told me to not bother him, itd be rude
So I didnt, I just kept catching side glances until they took him back
yeah thats pretty based, especially by remembering to have some bodyfat to round everything out and have glucose to fluff up the look
>Be me
>Big Hillbilly Jim fan
>Go to a wrestling show one night in Mobile, Alabama
>Excited because Hillbilly Jim is wrestling that night
>He was a real man of the people - we went to a bar afterwards and he was drinking beer with us
>Then we went into the bathroom and I sucked his cock, it was huge
The guy was really just such a great sport in all that shit and I loved him. Big pecker, too, man. He face-fucked me like a wild animal.
Met Bobby Roode 10 years ago when i was doing an awkward kid gimmick just outside of a Steak and Shake in Houston Texas.
I stammered out that I liked Beer, he gave me a confused look, and then I clarified I liked his tag team group Beer Money a lot and he had a good laugh about it.
Really nice guy, shame they made him a jobber
Did it play his music when he walked in?
Met juventud gurrerea two weeks ago at a bar some wrestlers go to after a local show. He was rippin tequila shots and giving chops to people. Saw Gallows on a tinder date at the same place before as well when raw was here two years ago.
I was at the mall and just randomly saw Ric Flair being escorted to the sports collectible store back in the early 2000s, found out he was there to do some signings. I "Wooooo'd" and he turned. That's it. I wish I would have waited in line but I was a kid and we were getting ready to leave.
Buddy Murphy showed up to my local wrestling school and I had no idea he was coming. It was just after he won the cruiserweight title at the big Melbourne show. Turns out I was training at the same school he started at and didn't even know.
I was the newest one there by far so I barely knew how to bump and he gave me 1 on 1 training which was super cool.
Did she used the blood of Christian babies to keep herself young?