Script his segment tonight

So if its another black guy joke. someone on the writing team comes here right?

rape segment but with cryme tyme instead of the new gay

Rape is not epic

kek what a bitch

>Comes to the ring
>All teary eyed
>The announcers quietly state that Nash has a momentous announcement
>A hush falls over the audience
>"You may have read some particularly nasty rumors about me on the internet of late"
>Camera pans to an audience member holding an NWO sign
>"And I have vehemently denied these rumors"
>Cut to another audience member, this time throwing up the "too sweet" hand gesture
>"But I only denied these rumors, because I was ashamed. Ashamed of the truth"
>A singular tear rolls down Kevin's cheek
>"It's true. In 1992, on an especially warm summers day, I was raped. And not just any rape. Gang rape."
>An audible gasp can be heard throughout the arena
>"I'm not sure how many there were. 10... 15... maybe more. All African American men."
>Nash gulps heavily
>"They all pozzed me with their HIV-positive sperm. I still take medication everyday because of that fateful moment."
>Audience members start crying now
>"I hope you can all accept me for who I am, and the journey I have been on."
>The entire arena stands up and applauds
>Start chanting as "THANK YOU DIESEL" over and over in unison
>RAW fades to black in the most emotional ending of all time

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6.1 RAW rating

WWE writers read this board, I bet 20 dollars they'll make '92 joke

How do you do fellow rape spammers?

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Uh-oh, Nashettio's! *leg atoms depart rapidly*

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Kek what a bitch