Script his segment tonight

So if its another black guy joke. someone on the writing team comes here right?

rape segment but with cryme tyme instead of the new gay

Rape is not epic

kek what a bitch

>Comes to the ring
>All teary eyed
>The announcers quietly state that Nash has a momentous announcement
>A hush falls over the audience
>"You may have read some particularly nasty rumors about me on the internet of late"
>Camera pans to an audience member holding an NWO sign
>"And I have vehemently denied these rumors"
>Cut to another audience member, this time throwing up the "too sweet" hand gesture
>"But I only denied these rumors, because I was ashamed. Ashamed of the truth"
>A singular tear rolls down Kevin's cheek
>"It's true. In 1992, on an especially warm summers day, I was raped. And not just any rape. Gang rape."
>An audible gasp can be heard throughout the arena
>"I'm not sure how many there were. 10... 15... maybe more. All African American men."
>Nash gulps heavily
>"They all pozzed me with their HIV-positive sperm. I still take medication everyday because of that fateful moment."
>Audience members start crying now
>"I hope you can all accept me for who I am, and the journey I have been on."
>The entire arena stands up and applauds
>Start chanting as "THANK YOU DIESEL" over and over in unison
>RAW fades to black in the most emotional ending of all time

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6.1 RAW rating

WWE writers read this board, I bet 20 dollars they'll make '92 joke

How do you do fellow rape spammers?

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Uh-oh, Nashettio's! *leg atoms depart rapidly*

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Kek what a bitch

Here we go with the faggy Nash summer of faggot2 memes. God damned fags

Nash is caught browsing gassyerotica

C O P E

Not too bad Wolfcúck, how are you?

Comes in and gets raped.

Based Nash saving wrestling a second time

It was a hot summer night in the shithole known as México. Deadie "La Sombra" Cuckuerrero Rodriguez Martinez Chimichanga had just gotten done wrestling Rey Mysterio Sr. for 150 pesos and an ear of corn with mayonnaise on it. Deadie went and visited his favorite whorehouse, where he did a line of coke, took a shot of tequila, and went to the back to fuck his favorite 16 year old hooker. When he arrived at her room, however, he was surprised to see a tall black woman, with the longest legs he had ever seen. "Oh la le vato, chinga mi familia! Es bueno!" Deadie was horned up and ready to fuck this ebony queen. He went in for a kiss, and thr black lady judo threw him onto the bed facedown. "Eh holmes, Deadie don play dat shit vato ese arriba la-" Deadie felt the strong hands of the woman on his back, pressing him into the matress. That was when he knew he had made a terrible mistake. The hooker, it turns out, was a tranny, with a massive black dick bigger than a maglite flashlight. She was kind enough to use lubrication, but for the next 90 minutes she used Deadie's helpless, tiny body as her personal fleshlight. By the time she was done with him, Deadie accepted his fate. She came down his throat and he thanked her, paid her all of his money, and went back home, a single tear on his cheek, conflicted about the pain and pleasure he had experienced.

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I'm going to cry too. We don't deserved Nash.

Since wwe creative team browses this board, can we get:
-Lexi showing her soles or at least a barefoot gimmick with constant lexisocks on screen
-saliva and finger eleven making entrance theme songs again
-hire zack snyder and sam raimi for raw's creative team
-clown world gimmick
-taynara conti gets called up

> wins the 24:7 belt.
>camera shows a segment back stage
>Ron Simmons attack’s from behind
> the entire black roster is there and proceed to rape him
> Truth takes the title back

Baste and deadiepilled

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>imagine Big Sexy pinning your woman to the bed
>holding the camera, you zoom in as Big Sexy tears off her pants
>Big Sexy pulls out his massive 12 inch cock
>Big Sexy is circumcised and quite vascular
>Big Sexy forcefully tears off your woman's panties, turning to you to give a sly grin
>you get closer with the camera as Big Sexy slides his throbbing cock against your woman's soaking pussy
>she already came once before Big Sexy came over and is about to again
>Big Sexy thrusts his gigantic cock into your woman
>she instantly screams and comes yet again
>Big Sexy quickly starts pumping away
>you move around with the camera, stopping for a second to admire Big Sexy's finely toned, slightly tanned ass
>your woman screams again from pleasure as you make it to the other side
>Big Sexy slaps your woman as he continues to thrust, telling her to shut the fuck up
>Big Sexy does the same to you even though you didn't do anything
>you hastily unzip your pants and start jerking off
>you cum fairly quickly, but be careful not to drop the camera
>Big Sexy finally lets out a grunt and releases a massive load
>the semen quickly spills out of your woman's vagina onto your sheets

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>Tears quad while cries

>she screams yet again, orgasming for the eighth time
>Big Sexy pulls out, his cock dripping with pussy juice and cum
>Big Sexy grabs your hair and forces you in front of his glistening penis
>you set the camera on the bed quickly and lick the tip of his cock tentatively
>Big Sexy pulls your hair back, forcing you to open his mouth as he shoves his cock inside
>you gag, but quickly start working your mouth up and down as far as you can, half of his cock down your throat
>you tear up from the pain, but your penis quickly becomes erect again as you pleasure Big Sexy
>finally, Big Sexy pushes your head to the base of his cock, freshly trimmed pubic hair in your face
>you gag again, but stop a massive load is released into the bottom of your throat
>you cum without touching your penis, the semen filling up you throat from Big Sexy and into your mouth
>you cough as he pulls out, leaving Big Sexy's seed on your carpet
>you look up at Big Sexy who is still giving you a slight smile
"Thank you Sir."

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So this is what Nash is gonna say tonight?

Yeah pretty much. But I think they’d be getting so pissed at how shitty the jokes are that they’d have Nash squash some local black jobber, which would have the exact opposite effect and increase 92-spam for the next 6 months