How in the fuck do you manage to be a bigger anti-draw than Jinder fucking Mahal...

Nice rp

Kofi sells way more merch than Jinder ever dreamed of.

>minority
>shit tier physique
>no charisma
>only good match in his entire career was the one daniel bryan dragged him kicking and screaming through
>comedy jobber
>only reason he got the title was because wwe wants the losers in the undercard to think if they stick around ten years without accomplishing anything or drawing any dimes while making barely any money they too can be wwe champ

Yea I know. But screen cap if you want.
Get used to mixed matches btw. That Seth/Becky thing is an extension of how the mixed tag matches on Facebook went. They were super popular. So they arent going away. And you might actually see a few stables/tag teams formed around it. The numbers from the Facebook matches showed people really liked that shit.

you mean New Day sells merch

Unironically backstage New Day have pull. Coffee has been around for awhile, they sell merch, they cross promote, but its actually Xavier Woods that is the most important. Xavier pushes alot of that cross promotion shit with his video game channel and he has A LOT of connects in the gaming world. So not to piss off that and to reward always bringing shit to the company first you get things like this.

>Lashley is being built up for Ricochet.
Geeze. I was enjoying your story until you got insulting. That's like saying AEW is building up Omega to take on Darby Anus.

Regarding OP's post, Kofi's run wouldn't be so bad had they turned one or both of the New Day against him. I know merch sales are King, but they shouldn't get in the way of a perfect storyline.

>no more Seth or Coffee with straps for awhile.

Thank. God. Those two are more or less anti-draws at this point.

no one cares about xavier or his youtube channel. It's the smallest of small time and that's even with WWE (which actually is a major player on youtube) shilling the fuck out of it

>The US and IC titles are a different story

More like a non story. Granted I don't watch wrestling, but shitpost here often. I should know who holds these two belts but I don't (and I doubt I'm the only one).

Mid tier titles are meaningless.