How in the fuck do you manage to be a bigger anti-draw than Jinder fucking Mahal...

How in the fuck do you manage to be a bigger anti-draw than Jinder fucking Mahal? The absolute state of this anti-draw simp

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I like Kofi as a wrestler, but nowadays the dude is just trash. Trash gimmick, trash title run. Hopefully Joe or Brock get the strap soon.

no one wants to see some skinny faggot with the strap, it's simply unbelievable. skinny faggot + nigger is just asking people to change the channel. on top of that Smack also lost it's main star (becky) so of course ratings are fucked

Low level production guy here. He is there as a transitional champ until they get to Fox. Honestly this worked out best for WWE because he caught fire and interest and they needed something temporary to do with the belt until Smackdown goes to Fox so here you go Coffee as champ. Shane is going to take it off of him only for Brock to cash in on him on the first show on Fox.
Also that's not the only title Brock will be holding. The Becky two belts thing got Vince thinking. He is going to go through hell and high water to get Roman over and if it means making him become a unified champion at Wrestlemania he will do so.
Seth is turning heel and it will be because of Becky. Lashley is being built up for Ricochet. Braun is being put aside for a bit to re-introduce him. He's become a bit stale

>He is going to go through hell and high water to get Roman over

Like he has tried to the last 5 fucking years lmfao

I actually liked Jinder as champion, he looked the part and he respected the title since he came from the bottom.

This coon however has overstayed his welcome and should go back to his unga bunga wer tha midcard titles at schtick

you take someone on the same tier as jinder but make them a face champion

Pretty much. Vince is going to Vince. They're going away from baby faced champions until they get closer to Wrestlamania. Babyfaces will be chasing most of the time. So dont worry no more Seth or Coffee with straps for awhile. The US and IC titles are a different story

What the fuck was wrong with Jinder?

Because Jinder is fucking based and should be the one to beat Kofi

Nice rp

Kofi sells way more merch than Jinder ever dreamed of.

>minority
>shit tier physique
>no charisma
>only good match in his entire career was the one daniel bryan dragged him kicking and screaming through
>comedy jobber
>only reason he got the title was because wwe wants the losers in the undercard to think if they stick around ten years without accomplishing anything or drawing any dimes while making barely any money they too can be wwe champ

Yea I know. But screen cap if you want.
Get used to mixed matches btw. That Seth/Becky thing is an extension of how the mixed tag matches on Facebook went. They were super popular. So they arent going away. And you might actually see a few stables/tag teams formed around it. The numbers from the Facebook matches showed people really liked that shit.

you mean New Day sells merch

Unironically backstage New Day have pull. Coffee has been around for awhile, they sell merch, they cross promote, but its actually Xavier Woods that is the most important. Xavier pushes alot of that cross promotion shit with his video game channel and he has A LOT of connects in the gaming world. So not to piss off that and to reward always bringing shit to the company first you get things like this.

>Lashley is being built up for Ricochet.
Geeze. I was enjoying your story until you got insulting. That's like saying AEW is building up Omega to take on Darby Anus.

Regarding OP's post, Kofi's run wouldn't be so bad had they turned one or both of the New Day against him. I know merch sales are King, but they shouldn't get in the way of a perfect storyline.

>no more Seth or Coffee with straps for awhile.

Thank. God. Those two are more or less anti-draws at this point.

no one cares about xavier or his youtube channel. It's the smallest of small time and that's even with WWE (which actually is a major player on youtube) shilling the fuck out of it

>The US and IC titles are a different story

More like a non story. Granted I don't watch wrestling, but shitpost here often. I should know who holds these two belts but I don't (and I doubt I'm the only one).

Mid tier titles are meaningless.

>AEW is building up Omega to take on Darby Anus.
I kek'ed. But no seriously Ricochet is going to get a huge push. Heyman always liked Lashley and felt he's been underused but doesnt see the point in using him against another bruiser and instead wants to use him to put over underdog faces. Big power guy versus fast little guy. Or did you think it was a coincidence he squashed Rey this week?

Full time jobber who is then booked as a top champ overnight.
In itself is bad but when you consider that guys like Barret and Henry never held the strap takes it to another whole level.

>Xavier is the one with charisma who could be actually a big draw
>Big E despite being a manlet is jacked as hell and can look both goofy intimidating
>”let’s put the belt on the skinny manlet with fucked up chest who smiles like a retard and never draw a sing ding-dong diddly dime in the past 15 years”
you can’t convince me Vince isn’t killing this company on purpose to fuck with Steph and Shane

Xavier is friends with Netherrealms. And I dont mean he just passed by Ed Boon one day. Xavier was the one who got Rhonda the gig in MK11. So think what you will of his channel but Xavier is actually a really smart guy who makes moves.

lmao at your life if you think ronda getting a bit part in a videogame is some big victory for the wwe

Finn is dropping the IC title soon because he is headed for a heel turn. Ill give you one guess who he is joining. You saw them tonight. Everyone agrees his character needs major refreshing. The US title is being set up for a call up.

Idk, I don't watch wrestling. I just come here waiting for Yea Forums to mostly say "wrestling is good again" and then I'll come back.

At this point, I am convinced Vince is just doing this to more or less, fuck with Trips desu

stop shitposting on this board Xavier

Man if you only knew how much trouble they go to to get exposure with SI and ESPN and all that shit. That is big capital backstage. Getting Rhonda in MK11 was big for them. They also liked that Xavier was willing to bring it the company through the proper channels instead of going for himself or involving himself only. Im telling you Xavier is the engine backstage for that group. He looks out for people.

>Xavier is the reason we got the painfully worst incarnation of Sonya
thanks, Mr Woods, PhD

>saw them tonight

No, like I said in the post you replied to: I don't watch wrestling. I assume you mean Bullet Club tho, so that's based.

Xavier is good little house n1gg3r.

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The Coffee thing was literally them just going with the crowd. It was around Wrestemania time and they wanted feel good moments. "Put smiles on people" etc. Remember they were pushing Ali at that time. So they did the "Faces are champs good times" thing. Now theyre going to make all the faces chase until the next Mania. Ive never seen it but Haitch doesnt like Big E. He was in line for a push before and supposedly Haitch killed it. Xavier is more of a backstage guy. They're already saying he is being groomed for a backstage role post career. Coffee just happened to be in the right place at the right time to hold the belt for a few months until the Fox debut.

Plus they modeled Cassie even closer to Sonya this time, so by extension, she was ruined as well.

>thanks Xavier!

Yea. Or "The Club". wont happen right away but youll see a story arc with him turning and then them reforming that faction. The Club is being positioned as a heel version of the Shield. Theylll be all over RAW

Finn is joining Shane's group? That's lame.

Undisputed Era > "The Club"

Still based tho

I agree but it was a nice set up by Woods so he earned points big time backstage. It's how he handled it that separated him from a Zack Ryder

>Shittier gimmick than Mahal's
>Somehow even worse promos
>matches full of botches
>New Day getting stale

Idk, Cassie felt like an upgrade compared to how she looked like in MKX, she might be the only cute character among 11’s trannies
Sonya however went from decent milf to ugly old dyke

Funny that you mention them....Smackdown will be interesting let's just put it that way. You're going to see some weird faces turn up

Shane is going away. He's just another prop to get the title on Brock with zero back lash. or little backlash.

Cassie with the miley haircut and yogapants make me ding-dong diddly diamonds. MK11 is a bunch of trannies and programmed for me to get excited to have a maskless costume piece for the ninja ladies. Fuck netherealm

Just say who

Well Blazer for one is coming up

According to wolfchad which is a more believable source than Meltzer, jinder drew more than AJ

Cassie has worked me into a few shoots. Its too bad I can't say that about the Mortal Kombat women. Netherealms needs to get their shit together

Would have been a good run if it wasn't
>job for years, leave, come back to job
>win 1 contender's match and then win the belt
Needed build and needed better muscle than the fucking Singh Bros. They got my guy big boy Bobatunde in developmental just let him look mean on the sidelines and do a beatdown or two

They fed him Orton for this.

>New Day have pull

because Big-E took the place of Shawn in Vince's sex dungeon

>I know merch sales are King, but they shouldn't get in the way of a perfect storyline
kek

>the facebook matches were super popular
Now I know you're lying, faggot.

at least they had the brains to not bury someone that wouldn't be able to recover like Wyatt or someone actually valuable, disgrace that Nakamura couldn't get one over on this shitter though

You think so but the reach those segments had really showed that the demo they want watch that type of shit. So if you dont like it hate the people who watched it on Facebook. It was an experiment. That's why it was put separate there first. Just like the Cruiserweight Tournament was a test for 205 Live

>Cassie with the miley haircut and yogapants make me ding-dong diddly diamonds
my nigga right here

SOS
DEM RATINGS FALLING
SOS
DEM NIGGERS BAWLING
YOU WOKE UP IN AN EMPTY PLACE
NO ONE HERE, YOU COULD WALK FOR DAYS
CAN'T FIND A FAN
I BRING NO DIMES FOR LOWERING GATES
YOU SHOULDA NEVER TRIED PUSHING MY RACE
SORRY VINCE
AND ITS A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME, YOU LOSE YOUR DIMES
YOU HAVE NO (NO) MORE (MORE) TIME
YOUR FOX (FOX) DEAL (DEAL) DIIIIED
HERE DEM BAWLING
SOS
DEM RATINGS FALLING
SOS
FOX EXECS BAWLING

>YOU SHOULDA NEVER TRIED PUSHING MY RACE

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Based.

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I haven't watched WWE in years, so I'm learning just now that Kofi is their main champion. Having a midcarder as WWE champ is how you know this company is fucked.